JGoodr8542 sez:

DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THEN DEVOTE YOUR FUCKING LIVE TO USING A DILDO AND WATCHING A LION SWINGING HIS STUPID THING AROUND CALLING PEOPLE HO'S.

If we did, we wouldn't be responding to your silly mail.

YOU SOULD TRY WWF THATS COOL. ALL YOU FUCKING THUNDERCATS FANS WILL BURN IN HELL AND DIE. ALL OVER AGAIN.

Pardon me for asking, but where can we find WWF that's cool? Is there more than one WWF? If you had some kind of break there, like a comma, I might take it that you're describing the WWF when you say "THATS COOL". But... Next point: won't we have to be dead before we can "BURN IN HELL"? You have the two transposed, and that makes something of a paradox. Finally, what's this "ALL OVER AGAIN" stuff? I wasn't aware that Thundercats was in fact some reincarnative ritualistic experience for the damned.

PIECE OF ADVICE QUIT YOUR WINING THAT THEY TOOK OFF THE THUNDERCATS. AGAIN. THERE IS A REASON TO THAT. THEY SUCK. LETS SEE HAS WWF BEEN TAKEN OFF NO. THUNDERCATS YES.

I think you're comparing apples and oranges here, but I'll play along. Let's say that there's some logic to what you're saying. But your argument falls apart when you try and impose some systematic evaluation to "level the field". Let's say we compare Thundercats, which was on-air in the mid-80s, to the WWF of the mid-80s. As of a few months ago, we were watching Thundercats. I don't recall seeing WWF of the mid-80s since... well, the mid-80s. That must mean the WWF must suck pretty bad compared to Lion-O and his "HO's";.

I THING IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY ARE OFF THE AIR. I WILL GO TO CARTOON NETWORK AND PERSONALLY BURN THE TAPES.

Ted Turner's shaking in his boots... And what do you mean by "I THING..." My guess is that,since you don't "think", you have to rely on a rudimentary function you refer to as "THING"ing.

BY THE WAY DON'T GIVE ME THIS SHIT ABOUT THAT I SHOULDN'T BE HERE. I TYPED IN THUNDER CATS TO BRING UP THE SNOWMOBILE. AND IT GIVES ME THIS CRAP.

Nobody says you shouldn't be here. That's why the Americans With Disabilities Act covers mental deficiencies.

I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL WATCHING THE FAGET CATS. ESPALLY TYGRA.

Um, Hell is supposed to be an eternity of torment. That means we'd be stuck with you, not stuck watching our favorite show. And what's a "FAGET"? I don't want to know. And, FYI, Cheetara is the one with telepathic powers, not Tygra. You seem to have assumed Tygra was so gifted when you said "ESPALLY TYGRA".

YES I READ THE OTHER VOLTRON LETTER. VOLTRON SUCKS.  SO DOES ANY OTHER WINING CRYING CARTOON.

WWF had a cartoon...

WATCH SOMETHING REAL WATCH WWF

Yes, where such concrete real events such as the Undertaker setting the ring on fire happen. Those mystic powers run rampant in pro wrestling, after all. And Stone Cold is such a BAAAAD man that he can take Vince McMahon "hostage" without any police intervention. Pretty REEEAAAL stuff there, bud.

BYE YOU FAGS.

Apparently, we are not high enough caliber fags for his discriminating tastes.

PS. TAKE YOUR PAGES OFF . THERE A EYE SORE.

Only when befouled by your profanity-riddled garbage, you moron.

Apparently, though, Mr. Darrow was not done presenting his arguments. Or is it Kissinger? Maybe Churchill...

DID I HURT YOU CRY BABY FEELIGS.

I assume you're asking a question here... no.

CRY CRY :(

Only for the future of a humanity that's going to have to tolerate and probably care for you.

PEICE OF ADVICE FOR YOU.

Since we've apparently been involved in too much "high concept"; thinking to harness the creative whirlwind that is the idiot faction that this young man so deftly represents...

TAKE OUT YOUR THUNDERCAT MAGS.

Where to? They're awfully picky eaters. Won't even touch fast food...

AND USE YOUR FUCKING DILDO.

Okay, I'm not the dildo expert that you are most definitely proud to be, but I think this is a bit redundant. A ";fucking dildo";? What other kinds are there? I haven't heard of a singing dildo, an assault dildo, or a Polartek (TM) dildo. Isn't a dildo, by nature, rather limited in its function? I defer judgement to you, the dildo king.

BY THE WAY I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU.

No, you're obviously far, FAR gayer than we, or for that matter Harvey Firestein, could ever aspire to be.

THUNDERCATS YOUR A HOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay, I give up. This is too cryptic for me. The possesive "your" just throws me off here.

I have one final comment for our aspiring critic here, for the next time he feels compelled to write:

DON'T.

I doubt that you have any actual thought to contribute to your arguments against the Thundercats or its fans, but I somehow doubt you have the mental facilities to present them even if you did have them. Instead, continue to revel in your inability to compose a gramatically correct sentence, and enjoy the simplistic antics of pro wrestling. While the big words like "Intercontinental Champion" or "tag team" may be a real intellectual challenge to you, I'm sure that mommy or daddy will tell you what they mean as they tuck you into your beddy-bye for sweepy-time. Nitey-nite, widdle fella!

Jared Goodrich

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