Felina sez:

(Ring, ring)

Hello? National Zoo? Yes, this is Felina calling...have you folks had one of your great apes get loose? Well, there's this thing running around Cheezey's page and ranting and raving...Yes, raving. Well,the spelling and grammar are atrocious, there's no way this could be a human being. It's so incoherent, it's hard to tell what's up exactly...seems to be ticked off about the ThunderCats.

You're sure? No escapes? Okay...I'll try them. (Click)

(Ring)

Hi, Animal Protection Agency? Yes, we've got a problem... there's an unidentified THING trying to trash Cheezey...yes, well, I've checked with the Zoo...Don't know what it is, but it's not in it's right mind. Keeps screaming about ThunderCats and wine and, oh, yeah, it says WWF is real! So you know it's got to be seriously dumb...Yes, and it's threatening to shoot itself, or to go to Cartoon network and burn the tapes. I think it needs to be locked up, it's making a public nuisance of itself...What? You know, you could be right!! I'll call her...Thanks. (Click)

(Ring...Ring)

Hello, Luna? Amok's gotten out again. You'd better come get him, he's gotten hold of someone's computer and is leaving flames all over the place. I think he's gotten into something weird, he's pretty irrational, even for him. Yeah, on Cheezey's page... Ok, and keep him there in Skytomb, please! We don't want to go through this again. Thanks! Bye.

Felina

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