Whiddaw Uncensored!
Just when you'd thought you'd seen him at his worst... here's Whiddaw, topping himself again! This annoying flame IM was what greeted me two seconds after I signed on. At first he was deceptively nice, but before long he revealed his true colors. Warning... this has sexual and offensive language, and is not appropriate for the kiddies. Like I said, typical Whiddaw....
However, before we move on with the pleasantries of this conversation, I'd like to share a bit of my creative side. This is a poem I wrote about our least favorite Grune.
Ode to Whiddaw
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Of all the losers online, the biggest is you
You stalk and annoy, you steal AVIs
Then you hit on the ladies (and probably also the guys)
When that doesn't work, you threaten and flame,
Its pathetic you don't see that you're hopelessly lame
You enjoy wreaking havoc, you thrive on strife
But tell me why, oh why, you just can't get a life?
And now, on with the flame IM...
Jefferyqu: Hi
Cheeezey: Hi Whiddaw
Jefferyqu: Is My IM On Your Flames Page?
Jefferyqu: You Know, The One With Me And PumMyra
Jefferyqu: :)
Cheeezey: Yes it is
Jefferyqu: URL Please
Cheeezey:http://www.cheezey.org/whiddawIM1.html
Jefferyqu: Thank You
Cheeezey:You're welcome
Jefferyqu: I Like It!
Cheeezey:Glad to hear it
Jefferyqu: I Like It, I Love It, I Want Some More Of It
Cheeezey: I figured you liked it otherwise you wouldn't keep coming back for more
Jefferyqu: Cool
Cheeezey: so is any of that stuff you say in those IMs true?
Jefferyqu: All of it
Cheeezey: You are 11 but hold down a full time job???
Jefferyqu: Yea
Cheeezey: What do you do?
Jefferyqu: Office Job
Jefferyqu: How Do You Know If I Live In Saraland??
Cheeezey: At 11 yrs old? No child labor laws? LOL
Cheeezey:Your instant messenger SN shows that as where you are from if you search the address whiddaw@mci2000.com
Jefferyqu: You Don't Know What Street I Live On!
Jefferyqu: HA!
Cheeezey:Yeah, well you don't know what street I live on either, so we're even
Jefferyqu: PumMyra Is A Fuckhead Anyways
Cheeezey: I'm sure she feels the same
Jefferyqu: So Are You For Being Mean To A Kid Like Me!!!
(I got booted here unfortunately, but the IM continued when I got back on)
Jefferyqu: I Said I Would Tell Jeter About It!
Cheeezey: Tell him about what?
Jefferyqu: My IM's
Cheeezey: What's he goona do? Flame me? Oooh I am scared now. I'm not like most people, they don't bother me. In fact, I find them quite amusing
Jefferyqu: He Is With The NSE
Jefferyqu: Anti-Sailor Moon
Jefferyqu: And I Think You Are a Moonie
Cheeezey: I know you have said that before. What should I care if some Sailor Moon hater has a gripe against me?
Jefferyqu: He Hates TCats Too
Cheeezey:Big friggin whoop. So are you, at least if that "Greatest Sailor Moon Page" or whatever you were doing under your AT&T account is valid
Jefferyqu: HA!
Cheeezey: Then he has no taste
Cheeezey: Of course, I knew that, because he hangs around you...
Jefferyqu: My Mom Is A Moonie
Cheeezey: So you don't like your mom either?
Jefferyqu: :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
Jefferyqu: No I Don't
Jefferyqu: Where Is MC68040's Page At
Cheeezey: I take it you're happy?
Jefferyqu: ???
Cheeezey: http://members.xoom.com/WilyKat/ last I heard
Jefferyqu: Not There
Cheeezey: Oh well then I don't know where it is
Jefferyqu: Nor Does He!!
Cheeezey: Maybe he is changing it, I dunno, ask him not me
Jefferyqu: You Whore
Jefferyqu: LOL
Jefferyqu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cheeezey: Was that supposed to hurt my feelings? Or are you just jealous I won't sleep with you?
Jefferyqu: You Probley Don't Even Have Big Tits Anyways
Jefferyqu: Slut
Cheeezey:You'll never know, now will you?
Cheeezey: Oh wow, now I'm totally devastated... NOT
Jefferyqu: Your Gay
Jefferyqu: You A Bitch
Jefferyqu: Gay Bitch
Cheeezey:Doesn't matter... I'd still have better taste than to sleep with a loser like you, no matter what my preference.
I'm not a bitch, I just play one online
Cheeezey: You just think I am a bitch because I can easily outwit you, and you know it.
Jefferyqu: You a God Damn Motherfucking Whore, And A Slut You Gay Bitch
Jefferyqu: HA!
Cheeezey: Wow, that's quite mouthful. I wish I could come up with such eloquent and original insults.
Jefferyqu: Fuck You Cheeezey
Cheeezey: And same to you, Whiddaw-kins.
Jefferyqu: All Off In Your Ass And Pussy
Jefferyqu: Your Sooooo Fat!
Jefferyqu: I Am Going To Tokyo Chat. Byebye
Cheeezey: I wouldn't touch you with Cheetara's ten-foot expanded staff, so get over your sick little fantasy.
Cheeezey: Good riddance. Oh, and expect this IM to appear on my page... and be MSTed.
Jefferyqu: I Don't Give A God Damn
Cheeezey: Good, because there's nothing you can do about it.
Jefferyqu: I Will Also Report The Page To Simplenet
Jefferyqu: Account Abuse
Jefferyqu: ByeBye
Cheeezey: Oh, I'm scared now. If you'll notice, I don't violate their TOS.
Cheeezey: Anything objectionable is on another server. So bite me.
Jefferyqu: Oh Well,BYE BYE!
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