Here's another classic Whiddaw-esque IM from the biggest doofus on the internet!  Note how he manages to turn the conversation sexual and hit on poor PumMyra again, not to mention his oh-so-eloquent use of four letter words!

Jefferyqu: Hi Sweetey

PumMyra: Hi Slug

Jefferyqu: What Is Your Gripe???

PumMyra: Gee I wonder Whiddaw

Jefferyqu: Call Me Jeff

PumMyra: By the way don't call me sweetey. No I rather call you a Moron.

Jefferyqu: Alright Sweetey

PumMyra: You know I am not interested in 11 year olds

PumMyra: not to mention the fact I already have someone.

Jefferyqu: Like I Am 11

Jefferyqu: Let Me Talk To Him

PumMyra: well that is what you said in our last hilarious convo. And he is away at school.

Jefferyqu: School Boy

PumMyra:At least he is in school and making something out of his life unlike you.

Jefferyqu: ******XXX Rated Act On Cassio2x's Page******

Jefferyqu: Cassio On PumMyra

PumMyra: Well I rather have a human on me then a blow up doll which is what you have and for the record Cass isn't my boyfriend just a good friend.

Jefferyqu:You Lie

Jefferyqu: YOU LIE!

PumMyra: no but you do.

Jefferyqu: Have You Seen My Flame To Cheeezey????

PumMyra: and btw moonie if you don't like Sailor Moon why did you say they can kick the TCats butt.

PumMyra: yeah and I thought it was hilarious you gave everyone a laugh.

PumMyra:I mean you were so pathetic in it it is unbelieviable.

Jefferyqu:That Was A Joke

PumMyra: Oh like you

Jefferyqu: Fuck You PumMyra

PumMyra: no thanks I don't want to be touched by someone who does plastic

Jefferyqu: GoodBye

PumMyra: good ridance Slug go get some salt and poor it all over you.

Jefferyqu: Get a plastic dick and stick it in you

PumMyra: no I told you I am not into that stuff unlike you I can get the real deal.

Jefferyqu: So Can I

Jefferyqu: I Got Money

PumMyra: Hands and rubber dolls dont' count.

Jefferyqu: You Don't

PumMyra: Good go buy yourself a brain then.

PumMyra: Like you know what I have and don't have.

Jefferyqu: Money Talks, Shit Walks

PumMyra:Well you are sh*t

PumMyra: so walk in front of moving train

PumMyra: So tell me Slug what is it like having your own mother leave stuff about you on your Website?

Jefferyqu: I Don't Have The Time

Jefferyqu: For Your Shit

Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and there are no Whiddaws, oh won't you please take me home, yeah yeah!