Hello and welcome all to yet another goodie from everyone's least favorite Grune, namely the infamous Whiddaw! Read on and be astounded at how fully he makes an ass out of himself while he IMs PumMyra!  Thrill at how he owns the Saraland Holiday Inn (which if you look up this "Jefferyqu" name on Instant Messenger, shows his home town as being Saraland, AL), yet he lives in the Florida keys!  Be astounded at how he's 11 years old, but he works!  Laugh at how he insults "Moonies" but he used to have a Sailor Moon page!  And most of all, be sure and get a laugh out of what he says at the end of this idiotic IM.  He sums himself up better than I could ever hope to, LOL

PumMyra: what?

Jefferyqu:You Don't Know Who I Am

PumMyra: really who are you?

Jefferyqu: Somebody You Don't Know!:)

Jefferyqu: Hehehe

PumMyra: you seem to be amusing yourself there

Jefferyqu:You Know How To Do That???

PumMyra: um no because I don't play with myself. I am getting the impression that you do

Jefferyqu: YOU KNOW WHAT HATE???

Jefferyqu: Sorry, YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!???

PumMyra: I hate people who talk in caps

Jefferyqu: I HATE MOOMIES

Jefferyqu: MOONIES

PumMyra: what are moonies?

Jefferyqu: PEOPLE WHO LIKE SAILOR MOON

PumMyra: you don't like Sailor Moon

Jefferyqu: YES!

Jefferyqu: YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE!???

PumMyra: well no offense but people have a right to watch what they want without being called names and what?

Jefferyqu: REALLY COOL ANTI-SAILOR MOON PAGES

Jefferyqu: !!!

PumMyra: btw I am not going to ask you again stop talking in caps its getting annoying

Jefferyqu:

PumMyra: btw what show do you like?

Jefferyqu: T, Something That Starts With T

PumMyra: Transformers?

Jefferyqu:That Show Sucks!

PumMyra: hmmm lets see starts with T huh??? um....Thundercats?

Jefferyqu:Yea Yea Yea

Jefferyqu: That Is It!

PumMyra: no offense but if you like that show so much how come you didn't even know the name of it?

Jefferyqu: Because I Don't Have Much Time To Watch TV

PumMyra: really and why is that?

Jefferyqu: And With This Hurrcane Coming I Can't Watch TV!

Jefferyqu:I Work

PumMyra: do you live in Florida?

Jefferyqu:Yes

Jefferyqu:On One Of The Keys

Jefferyqu: ah I see. So tell me why IM people you don't even know out of the blue I mean how did you find me?

PumMyra: which one?

Jefferyqu: Key West

Jefferyqu: I Hope The Power Holds Out

Jefferyqu:Very Windy Outside

PumMyra: yeah so um why did you IM me I mean how did you find me online?

Jefferyqu: http://members.aol.com/Cassio2x

PumMyra: trying to avoid the ?

PumMyra: I have been to that site already

Jefferyqu:What????

PumMyra: I said i have been to that site already

Jefferyqu: Rod Is On!!!

PumMyra: who is Rod?

Jefferyqu: My Buddie

PumMyra: oh

Jefferyqu: Guess How Old I Am

PumMyra:um...14?

PumMyra: I am not good at guessing ages.

Jefferyqu: PumMyra???

PumMyra: what?

PumMyra: look if you want to tell me how old you are tell me but I don't have time for games

Jefferyqu: 11 Years Old

PumMyra: your 11 years old?

Jefferyqu:YES!

PumMyra: so you want to tell me why you IMd me out of the blue?

Jefferyqu: I Feel Like

Jefferyqu: I Do That All The Time

PumMyra: how did you find my SN

Jefferyqu:You Have The URL Above

PumMyra: what is a URL?

Jefferyqu:HAHAHAHAHA

Jefferyqu: Web Address

PumMyra: what is so funny?

Jefferyqu: Http://

PumMyra: I don't have a web address

Jefferyqu: You Bud Cass Does

PumMyra: what does that have to do with the price of the sword of plun-darr?

PumMyra: and BTW if we just first IMd one another how do you know that I know Cassio?

Jefferyqu: I MUST Tell The Truth

PumMyra: oh no need to I know who you are Whiddaw

Jefferyqu: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jefferyqu: LOL

PumMyra: In fact I knew who you were the minute you IMd me. I told you I wasn't born yesterday little boy.

Jefferyqu: All Of That Was A Lie!

PumMyra: so now that you had your fun could you go crawl back into that little hole you came out of.

Jefferyqu: I Hate You

Jefferyqu: Smarty

PumMyra: Aw thank you so much that is such a compliment coming from someone like you.

PumMyra:And yes I am smart thank you.

PumMyra: At least I am not obsessed with annoying people because of being kicked out of a club in Jan what was that 8 months ago?? Don't you think its high time you get a LIFE?

Jefferyqu: You Are A Bitch

Jefferyqu:You Know That???

PumMyra:I rather be Beautiful Intelligent Talenting and CHarming then be a Pain like you are.

PumMyra: At least I have a LIFE.

Jefferyqu:Motherfucker

PumMyra: is that what you say when your blow up doll gets a hole?

PumMyra: heres a tip don't pump too hard.

Jefferyqu: God Damn You!!!

PumMyra: no you have that reversed.

Jefferyqu:Fuck You

Jefferyqu: Has I Said In My Flame To Cheezey...

PumMyra: by you? No thanks I don't like being that by someone who does blow up dolls.

Jefferyqu: You Need My Big Truck Shoved So Far Up Your Ass

PumMyra: no thanks but why don't you get one and shove it up your butt since you like that stuff so much.

Jefferyqu: Fuck You

PumMyra: Boy you have such an extensive vocabulary for an 11 year old.

Jefferyqu: I Am 11 Years Old And Glad Of It God Damn It!

Jefferyqu: I Get Down And Dirty

PumMyra: lay of the porn sites little boy they aren't for immature eyes

PumMyra: and the only time you get down and dirty is in your bed with either your blow up doll OR your hand.

Jefferyqu: Fuck You! The Only Porn You Have Seen Is On Cartoons!

Jefferyqu: I Have Seen Really Great Late Night Movies With Pussy

PumMyra: whatever I don't watch porn see unlike you I find other ways to have a good time such as hanging out with friends and seeing a movie.

PumMyra: Great because that is the closest thing someone like you is going to get to getting any.

Jefferyqu: Fuck You! I Would Not Dare Jack Off By Myself

PumMyra: oh that is right you do it front of your blow up doll Nylona

Jefferyqu: I Would Have a REAL Women To Do It!

PumMyra:no woman in their right mind what do anything with a slug like you

Jefferyqu: SHUT UP MOONIE!

Jefferyqu: YOU KNOW YOUR A MOONIE!

Jefferyqu: ADMIT IT!

PumMyra:Sorry I like Thundercats a little more than Sailor Moon and I rather be a Moonie then a slug, a pest, and a no life person who plays with himself in front of a rubber doll.

PumMyra: and btw if you don't like Sailor Moon why did you make a website about her entitled "Greates Sailor Moon Page Ever"q

Jefferyqu: And The Last Time I Don't Play With Myself God Damn It!

PumMyra: sure you don't

PumMyra:oh I believe you.....NOT

Jefferyqu:  Don NOT Stay At Holiday Inn

Jefferyqu: We Own The One In Saraland!

PumMyra: you know I really thought today was going to be boring but thanks to you it was a hoot and a howl. Boy I can not wait to tell everyone about you.

Oh sure like you work for a deadly spy service.

Jefferyqu: I HATE YOU GOD DAMN IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOONIE!

Jefferyqu: Motherfucker

PumMyra: wow come down there little boy your blow up doll giving you a hard time.

PumMyra: is that what you do with your mother when your blow up doll is unavailable?

Jefferyqu: GOD DAMN YOU!

PumMyra: no I thinking he will do that to you.

Jefferyqu: I Will Tell LionJeter

Jefferyqu:About This New Moonie

PumMyra:by the way I appreciate the show you are giving here I am sure someone will enjoy putting it on their webpage.

PumMyra: I am the President of the Thundercats Fan club not a moonie unlike you

Jefferyqu: I Don't Give a God Damn!

PumMyra:suuuuuuuuuuuuure you don't then why keep on IMing me and everyone else my club moron

Jefferyqu: I Am A Moron And Don't Forget It

Jefferyqu: I Have Gotta Go

Boy, that Whiddaw sure is a freak! Let's see what other obnoxious things he has said.

Ick, I've lost my appetite. This guy's a bigger loser than all of Demonprist's Losers of the Week put together!  Let's get out of here!