Erich, the Mad Bassist sez:

Hello again, folks! It seems we have another genius on our hands here... let the fun begin!

Hi you fucking bitch,

Ooooh... and one who knows how to talk to women too! He must know the palm of his hand better than the back of his hand!

I decided to take you up on your offer about flaming you. Hope he wasn't expecting to win something, because it wasn't an offer! More on that later... First of all I would LOVE to say that most of your flamers are stupid idiots that have no life. Check... This makes me close to one of those idiots. I didn't say it... The only different s (difference) is that I know grammar and the other flamers must have not passed first grade English.

So what he's essentailly saying is: he's almost an idiot and he's taken at least second grade English.

OK now I have said that I will tell you that Thundercats are old and you really should let sleeping dogs lye (in this case Cats). If you are going to make a page worth while PLEASE do something up to date!

Okay, that needed at least one comma and it's "lie", not "lye"... but I guess they don't teach that until third grade. So what if the Thundercats aren't current? It's not like the story lines are constructed around current events... that makes the show not timely, but timeless!

Besides, we have all seen most of the pathetic crap that they're foisting upon our kids these days. I have a video tape of old theatrical cartoons that they would never show now because they're "politically incorrect." I'm told that WB has censored many things from their other toons also. Pretty sad!

Since we don't have the resources to make our own cartoons that we want to see, we write fan-fiction... so among our crowd, the T-cats are very up-to-date! It takes more brain power to appreciate something like that, so I'll quit on that subject.

Like my Web page of the Simpsons. If you really want to see a nice site, I will give you the URL for it. That page is worth seeing and as for your site it should be blown of the face of the earth. I think that people should let old things die out. Try saying that to a biker! There is one thing I have to give you credit for was to making fools out of those other baboons. The only question is how are you going to make me look like a baboon.

Uh... by posting your flame and letting people judge for themselves?

"Blown of the face of the earth?" He sounds like some kind of perverted Captain Planet fetishist!

The reason I went to your page was a friend of my (mine) recommended to me. I basically told him to go to hell, after making me look at such a stupid page. I advice you to change your page to something cool. Like say the Simpsons, Power Rangers, or something from the 90's.

Hmm... "I advice you..." that's the exact same spelling mistake that Stone Cold made... could we be looking at an "Improved Stone Cold?" Maybe not, because Stone Cold flamed his guestbook too!

Now what's so stupid about her site? It would appear we have someone with an underdeveloped sense of humor as well as a brain here!

Also, I imagine he doesn't know how old the Power Rangers really are... they started in the 70's on Japanese TV! They were called "The Five Rangers", and they blew up the bad guys. The modern show sucks used coffee filters!

Here is my Page:

http://members.tripod.com/~HalloweenH20/index.html

Please go there... it won't take very much time at all. This website is a wasteland! If you want to see something funny, look at his guestbook... trust me on this! I don't encourage flaming his guestbook at all... that's just lowering yourselves to his level... but please read it anyway! I'm referring to the four entries that were there as of this writing.

Ps. I will not flame you again. I do not have time to make a fool out of you any longer. I took your challenge. Know my Challenge for you is to try to make me look like a fool.

Challenge? Let's see... "Or do you think I'm just a heartless bitch and do you want to flame me too, heh heh?" Obviously, that's sarcasm... an advanced humor topic that I wouldn't expect people like this to understand. Shame on you, Cheezey... you've got to stop going over the heads of all these idiots! Remember... "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!"

As for her (or us!) making him look like a fool, he does that well enough on his own. We of course, take pleasure in encouraging the process! (Sing along, everybody--) 'Cause that's what friends are for!!!

And if I know this kind of person, he'll be back... just watch!

Yours truly

A flamer and a big Simpsons fan.

Now, I wouldn't go around calling myself a "flamer" if I were him... the definition of a flamer is: "A feminine homosexual male who openly displays his orientation." As I understand it, even regular gay men don't want to be seen in public with a "flamer." He should be careful about picking nicknames! Anyway, in honor of his new nickname, I decided that pink text was appropriate.

There... now I can get back to my regularly scheduled life! --Erich, the Mad Bassist

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