[Mumm-Ra] Hi everybody! Your favorite evil mummy's back with a MSTing this
time! Some lamer flamer had a hissy fit again, and you know what that means....WE
GET TO MAKE FUN OF HIM! Hoo-boy!
[Emanon] :::pops into the picture, sipping a root beer and bobbing his head
along to the tune of "I Think I'm A Clone Now" by Weird Al Yankovic::: A
flamer? Can I do my shisk-ke-bob death maneuver on him? :::his index fingers
shapeshift into needle-sharp skewers:::
[Mumm-Ra] Oh, SHIT! What the hell are you doing here!
[Emanon] :::pissy::: Listen, smarty-skirt, I have just as much right to be
here as you do....more, in fact.....since you STOLE MY LIFE!
[Mumm-Ra] Sez who, copycat!
[Demonprist] BOYS! Am I gonna have to separate you?
[Mumm-Ra] :::grudgingly::: Sorry....
[Emanon] :::makes a face and points a needle-finger at Mumm-Ra::: HE started
it!
[Mumm-Ra] Did not, you liar!
[Demonprist] HEY! It's the FLAMER you guys should be shredding right now,
not each other! :::mutters to self::: Besides, there'll be time enough for
you two to fight later.
[Both] :::suddenly looking very angelic as Emanon's fingers revert to their
normal appearance::: Oookaaay....
Subj: Enough
Date: 3/12/99 9:13:29 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: gdraeving@yahoo.com (Gillian Draeving)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
Enough of this shit,,
[Mumm-Ra] I agree!
[Emanon] Yeah! I could be out doing important things like slaughtering
snarfs!
I didn't mind you posting up my flame infact I found it quite amusing.
[Mumm-Ra] So did we, until Whiddaw came back for the millionth time complaining that you were infringing on his monopoly on the stupidity market.
It bothered me when your friends put that junk in my guest book but I do know how to use the delete button.
[Emanon] :::hyper::: THEN WHY THE @#$#@% DIDN'T YOU USE
IT INSTEAD OF FLAMING CHEEEZEY AGAIN YOU MORON!!!!
[Mumm-Ra] :::uneasily::: How much caffeine is in that root beer, Em?
As I was planning to do today infact. But thanks to you and your asshole friends I no longer have my webpage.
[Mumm-Ra] So what's the problem? One less webspace waster out
there....
[Emanon] :::disappointed::: You mean I won't get to destroy his dumbass page
after all?
You or one of your friends deleted my page and that pisses me off.
[Mumm-Ra and Emanon together] Ask us if we care! :::Emanon
giggles insanely as he guzzles the last of his root beer and chucks the empty
can at the flame. It hits with a noisy clatter and makes the shapeshifter
laugh harder:::
[Mumm-Ra] The simplest things amuse him. And they say there is no quality
entertainment out there today.
I did say that your page should be blowen off the face of earth
[Emanon] :::singing::: The ants are my friends blowen
in the wind!
[Mumm-Ra] :::winces at the off-key voice::: At least you're not Luna....but
please, if you must do that, at least get the lyrics straight. You sound
like a flamer when you mangle Dylan!
[Emanon] :::sticks his tongue out at Mumm-Ra::: I'm not a flamer--I can SPELL!
Blown: B-L-O-W-N, as in 'The lamer flamer got blown away when mighty Emanon
laid the smack down on his punk ass!' :::cackles as he shoots red lightning
all over the place:::
[Mumm-Ra and Demonprist together as they duck out of lightning range] HEY!
WATCH IT!
but I didn't take your hard work and delete it. I know I was a Jurk but this is unfair.
[Thaetith] :::slips out from behind Demonprist::: Life's
a bitch, ain't it Jurkle! You want to talk about problems? I can name a big
one that's staring me right in the face now....
[Mumm-Ra] :::instantly pissed the moment he lays eyes on Uncle::: Not YOU!
ANYBODY but you! DAAAADDDYYYY!!!!!
[Emanon] Hey! I know you! You're the dude
who--
[Thaetith] :::quickly slaps a hand over Emanon's mouth::: Anybody ever tell
you that silence is golden, son?
[Mumm-Ra] :::whines to Demonprist while giving Thay a dirty look::: Get him
outta here, will you? Pleeeeaaaase? It's bad enough I gotta share the spotlight
with Double Trouble, but the mere sight of *him* makes me want to throw
up!
[Demonprist] :::irritated, to Thay::: Didn't I tell you to stay in your damn
box?
[Thaetith] :::sassy::: And didn't I tell you I'd do whatever the frig I
want?
[Demonprist] :::thinks::: This is gonna be a
problem....
[Thaetith] Besides, I just loooove my nephew Mummsies
here....:::cackles:::
[Mumm-Ra] :::growls::: Call me that again and I'll have Lion-Ho bore you
to death!
[Thaetith] :::laughs::: So he *IS* your boyfriend!
:::A vicious fistfight promptly ensues:::
[Emanon] :::watches with interest as Mumm-Ra and Thaetith pummel each other:::
Would that be 'bore' as in actually taking a sharp object and boring through
flesh and blood and guts....?
[Demonprist] :::to Emanon while trying desperately to separate the furious
combatants::: I'm cutting back on your sugar intake,
buster.
[Emanon] :::whines and pouts::: But I NEED sugar! I need I need I need! GIMME
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!! :::stomps
feet:::
[Demonprist] :::throws him a giant-sized Snickers bar just to shut him up:::
Anyway, where were we with the Simpsons sap?
I enjoyed making that page and having fun doing it. Even if someone flamed me I wouldn't take there page away. I still can get in my account it's just that some jerky friend of yours DELETED my HTML code that I planed to update, I just haven't had much time to do so.
[Emanon] :::with a mouthful of gooey candy bar::: 'Cos
you're too buffy making up thupid flameth like thith!
[Mumm-Ra] I wasn't aware Cheeezey knew any hackers....:::to Demonprist:::
Hey, the next time you talk to her can you ask her to ask that hacker pal
to get me a hookup to Cats' Lair? The havoc I could wreak....:::grins
maniacally:::
[Thaetith] ....Is nothing compared to the chaos I can cause!
[Mumm-Ra] :::glares at Thay and flips him off:::
[Thaetith] :::menacingly::: The finger of the last person who did that to
me ended up in a very painful place of his
body....
[Demonprist] :::hoping to avert another fight::: Back to the flame....
I would be so happy if you tell your friends to return my page and I will no longer darken your page.
[Emanon] How do you darken a webpage? :::frowns::: Hey, how come Mumm-Ra has his own page and I don't have mine? That's not fair!
Infact I kept my promise I didn't ever flame you again.
[Emanon] Uh-uh, weenie. You just did it again! :::nags
Demonprist::: When can *I* have my own webpage?
[Mumm-Ra] :::under his breath::: When Berbils fly over the moon.
It was something my friends dared me to do, and I had some fun but if I knew you were going to do this I would have never done this.
[Thaetith] :::sounding bored::: Tell me, friend, if everybody
jumped off a cliff would you do it too?
[Mumm-Ra] He probably would. And it would be even nicer if you followed
him!
[Thaetith] :::smirking::: Well, I'm not the one who's wearing a skirt,
so....ladies first!
[Mumm-Ra] :::snidely::: Age before beauty, jerkoff!
[Emanon] :::confused::: Hey, we're all from the same Egyptian culture, right?
'Cause you wore skirts too--
[Thaetith] :::annoyed::: Shut up, Emanon. Sometimes I think you're more trouble
than you're worth....
This shows what jerks you Thundercat fans are.....
or anyone could be just not Thundercats.
[Thaetith] Baby, you ain't seen nuthin' yet....
[Mumm-Ra] Trust me, the Thundercats ARE jerks, and if you need proof of that
all you need do is look at Lion-Ho!
[Emanon] Yeah! AND he's a slut too! I read about it in the Third Earth
Inquirer!
[Thaetith] :::sighs::: I really need to work with you some more....
ONE VERY ANGRY SIMPSON FAN WHO WHATS HIS PAGE BACK!!!
[Mumm-Ra] He 'whats' his page back? Did this guy take spelling classes from
StoneCold or what?!
[Emanon] I know what I want....MY OWN WEBPAGE!
[Mumm-Ra] Forget it! *I've* got all of Demon's webspace 'cause *I'm* the
star here!
[Thaetith] Not for long, sucker. I'll be taking over soon,
methinks!
[Demonprist] Excuse me? Who died and put you in
charge?
[Thaetith] :::holds up a finger bristling with red lightning:::
Nobody.....yet....
[Demonprist] :::warningly::: Put that down,
Thay.
[Thaetith] :::ignores her and comes closer::: Let's renegotiate my contract,
sister....
[Emanon] Mine too! Mine too! I WANNA WEBPAGE!
[Mumm-Ra] :::scathingly::: What makes you two *freaks* think that anybody
would want to look at a page about you? I didn't see your sorry asses on
the show the whole time it was aired!
[Thaetith] Oh, but we were there, Mummsies. Maybe not out in the open like
the rest of you attention hogs, but we were there. Just behind the scenes,
so to speak...who do you think sicced the good 'ol ASOE all over your mummified
butt? :::grins nastily:::
[Mumm-Ra] :::flips out::: You gutless scum-sucking son of a--:::fighting
erupts once more as he tears into Thaetith:::
[Emanon] :::tugs eagerly at Demonprist's shirt::: If the loser dies can I
have his webspace?
[Demonprist] :::sounding frazzled::: We'll see. :::goes to drag Mumm-Ra and
Thaetith apart before they totally wreck the
place:::
[Emanon] :::does a little dance around in a circle::: Oh goody goody goo
drops!
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