Lion-O: My god... what a badly edited background picture!
Alluro: I think you're just bitter. In other circumstances, I'd say it's a fine design.
Pizzazz: Yeah, if you like blinding pictures that make it so you can't read the text.
Lion-O: In Sheldon's case, that might be a plus.

Hello And Welcome to Sheldon's Anti-Thundercat Page

ALL: HI!
Lion-O: I can't believe this guy is lame enough to devote an entire website to ripping on my show. MY SHOW!
Alluro: Excuse me?  *Your* show? Just because the writers were brainwashed by fools who made you the hero of every epsidode, doesn't make it *your* show. It should have been *my* show, actually...
Pizzazz: Pipe down! Geez, I don't know who's worse... you two, or Sheldon the wimp!

This page will expose those Thundercat fans for the Bitches they are.

Pizzazz: :::a la Meredith Brooks::: I'm a BITCH, I'm a--
Alluro: No argument there!
Pizzazz: :::smacks Alluro::: I'll show you 'bitch'!
Alluro: OW!

I will show you the real Mail they sent and not those lies that CHEEZEY has been telling.

Lion-O: Sword of Omens, show me the truth! Show the real mail, with a capital M!
Alluro: And those misspelled and oddly capitalized words these "real" documents contain will of course be no indication that they're false...

I will update on 5/1/99

Pizzazz: :::snorts in disbelief::: Yeah, just like he updated his last site, right?
Lion-O: You have to give him credit. It was a great update, wiping it off the web for good!

and I will show you guy

Lion-O: Me?
Alluro: Me?
Pizzazz: Typical men... always thinking the world revolves around them.

and gals what really happens when you have assholes like Cheezey and company..

Alluro: You have a good time, of course! :::grins wickedly:::
Lion-O: Why that good for nothing little twerp! How dare he insult Cheezey or her friends?
Pizzazz: He's just bitter because he doesn't have any.

I will give you the e-mail address so you can tell them what you think about there lies.

Lion-O: There lies what?
Alluro: Nothing, it was just another typo. :::mutters under breath::: Idiot.
Pizzazz: Hey Sheldon, where's *your* email address? Because I'd like to tell you what *I* think...

I hope you give her a piece of your mind. She deleted my wonderful page on the simpson's

All: :::burst out laughing::::

and she most be exposed.

Alluro and Lion-O: :::eyes widen in anticipation:::
Pizzazz: He meant figuratively, you idiots!

Thanks for coming to my page .

 Lion-O: Don't mention it! It was a hell of a lot better than helping Snarf clean up the Lair!

Come again.

Lion-O: Oh, I will...
Alluro:Undoubtedly... there's a reason he's called "Lion-Ho", you know.
Pizzazz: Ugh, just get me out of here!
Alluro: Good call.
:::All leave:::

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