Cheeezey sez:
Subj: Enough
Date: 3/12/99 9:13:29 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: gdraeving@yahoo.com (Gillian Draeving)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
Enough of this shit,,
I didn't mind you posting up my flame infact I found it quite amusing. It bothered me when your friends put that junk in my guest book but I do know how to use the delete button. As I was planning to do today infact. But thanks to you and your asshole friends I no longer have my webpage. You or one of your friends deleted my page and that pisses me off. I did say that your page should be blowen off the face of earth but I didn't take your hard work and delete it. I know I was a Jurk but this is unfair. I enjoyed making that page and having fun doing it. Even if someone flamed me I wouldn't take there page away. I still can get in my account it's just that some jerky friend of yours DELETED my HTML code that I planed to update, I just haven't had much time to do so. I would be so happy if you tell your friends to return my page and I will no longer darken your page. Infact I kept my promise I didn't ever flame you again. It was something my friends dared me to do, and I had some fun but if I knew you were going to do this I would have never done this.
This shows what jerks you Thundercat fans are.....
or anyone could be just not Thundercats.
ONE VERY ANGRY SIMPSON FAN WHO WHATS HIS PAGE BACK!!!
Cheeezey sez:
Get a life and go whine to someone who cares.
I never even looked at your page, much less did anything to it. Don't come crying to me just because you were too much of an idiot to save a backup copy of your HTML code before you lost it. As for deleting sites, no one but you or someone who knows your password can delete a site (not that I expect someone with such obviously limited intelligence as you to realize that). My guess is that one of your so-called friends (if indeed a loser like you really has friends) screwed up your account when you weren't looking, or you somehow bungled your page yourself-- of course, given what I heard about how pathetic your page was, it's probably an improvement.
Neither I nor my friends care enough about you and your pathetic excuse for a life to take such extreme measures against you. And you know what? Even if they did, I still wouldn't feel sorry for you-- what goes around, comes around, after all. Maybe if you were nicer you wouldn't have to worry about people backstabbing you and deleting your site behind your back (if indeed that is what happened, and you didn't just screw it up yourself.)
Cheez
And then, I MSTed the idiot!
With a little help from some of my favorite characters:
Alluro, Pizzazz (from Jem, in case you didn't know already), and last but not least, Lion-Ho!
Lion-O: That's LION-O, dammit, for the last time!
LION-O!
Pizzazz: Cool it, pouf hair, the flame's beginning and I want to roast
this creep!
Lion-O: Pouf hair? Pouf hair? Who are you calling POUF
HAIR?!
Alluro: You have to admit, Lion-O, your hair is a bit...
overstyled.
Lion-O: :::sulking and pouting::: Oh yeah? Well at least I *have* hair, and
it's not green or falling out!
Subj: Enough
Alluro: Apparently not, because he's back for more...
Date: 3/12/99 9:13:29 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: gdraeving@yahoo.com (Gillian Draeving)
Pizzazz: What? Who the hell is Gillian? I thought the
owner of that lame Simpsons site was some guy named
Sheldon!
Lion-O: Poor Gillian's probably his
mommy.
Pizzazz: She's going to be pissed when she finds out Simple Sheldon's
been on her email account again...
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
Enough of this shit,,
I didn't mind you posting up my flame infact I found it quite amusing.
Lion-O: So did
we!
Alluro: Oh yes, nothing like a flame from the village idiot to brighten
up an otherwise dull day!
Lion-O: Isn't Whiddaw the reigning village idiot in this circle on
the 'net?
Pizzazz: So that makes him a wanna-be idiot... and even more of a
LOSER!
It bothered me when your friends put that junk in my guest book
ALL: :::sarcastically:::
AWWWWW!
but I do know how to use the delete button.
Lion-O: Too bad he didn't use it on his page!
As I was planning to do today infact. But thanks to you and your asshole friends I no longer have my webpage. You or one of your friends deleted my page and that pisses me off.
Lion-O: Whoops! Looks like I spoke too
soon!
Alluro: How amusing... he thinks one of the Thundercats crew did
it!
Pizzazz: What, does he think these people have as little or pathetic
a life as he does? Geez, this guy must be even stupider than Whiddaw!
Alluro: Yes, Whiddaw can at least make
a working link!
I did say that your page should be blowen
Pizzazz: Blowen? What the hell is a
"blowen"?!
Lion-O: Great friggin' Jaga, this guy is as incoherent as Stone
Cold!
Alluro: Perhaps I can fix this... :::raises psyche club::: You will
write in sentences that allow us to understand you. You will put both
hands on the keyboard.
off the face of earth but I didn't take your hard work and delete it.
Pizzazz: *snicker* As if the little weenie could...
I know I was a Jurk
Lion-O: What's a
"Jurk"?
Pizzazz: Does that mean he's, like, Turkish or something?
but this is unfair. I enjoyed making that page and having fun doing it.
Alluro: Apparently it was what he was doing when he should have been doing his English homework.
Even if someone flamed me I wouldn't take there page away.
Pizzazz: Sucker! I would!
I still can get in my account it's just that some jerky friend of yours DELETED my HTML code that I planed to update, I just haven't had much time to do so.
Lion-O: :::scratches head:::: Okay... so let
me get this straight... he thinks one of us hacked onto that waste of bandwidth
called a page and deleted his HTML code?
Alluro: Didn't he ever think of backing up his files on a disk or his
hard drive?
Pizzazz: And this is supposed to be an "intelligent" flamer? :::bursts
out laughing:::
I would be so happy if you tell your friends to return my page and I will no longer darken your page.
Pizzazz: You haven't darkened it... you've lightened
it! Making fun of you is a laugh a
minute!
Lion-O: Even if he is an easy
target.
Alluro: :::smirking at Lion-O::: Nah... I won't say it...
Infact I kept my promise I didn't ever flame you again.
Alluro: A promise he just broke, apparently...
It was something my friends dared me to do, and I had some fun but if I knew you were going to do this I would have never done this.
Lion-O: So basically, these flames weren't even
his original idea... he did it because of peer
pressure.
Pizzazz: What is this guy, Bill Clinton? "I smoked, but I did not
inhale..."
This shows what jerks you Thundercat fans are.....
Alluro: Thundercats, perhaps, but the fans, I
don't think so. Why, look at all the attention that dear Cheezey has given
me on her page, after all!
Pizzazz: She's not bad, but there's no accounting for her taste,
baldy.
Lion-O: Hey! How dare you insult the mighty
Thundercats?
Alluro: Oh, don't get your leotard twisted in knot, Lion-O.
or anyone could be just not Thundercats.
Lion-O: :::puzzled:::: So, now it's everyone *but*
Thundercats is bad?
Alluro: Then, following that logic, it must mean that the Simpsons
are bad, too.
ONE VERY ANGRY SIMPSON FAN WHO WHATS HIS PAGE BACK!!!
Pizzazz: Shouldn't that be, "One who is trying
to beat out Whiddaw as the King of Lamer
Flamers"?
Alluro: Yes, but Whiddaw has a "Secret Spy
Service!"
Lion-O: Not to mention a "Big Truck" to "Shove So Far Up Our
Asses!"
Alluro: Hmmm... :::raises an eyebrow and gives Lion-O a look:::
Pizzazz: Sheldon, your page sucks! Give it up, lamer! And
stop calling yourself Gillian, you creep! What are you, some dork like
Techrat who has no sense of gender?
Alluro: Yes... you cannot resist us... you will leave us alone, for
once and for all. And you will continue to forget that it was I made
you hit the delete key on your webpage HTML code, in the name of good
taste.
Lion-O: Sword of Omens, come to my
hand!
Alluro: Lion-O, that isn't the Sword of Omens in your left
hand....
Pizzazz: EWWW!
Lion-O: :::flushes a shade of red matching his hair:::: Sword of Omens,
come to my *other* hand and smite this flamer!
The Sword of Omens emits a beam powerful enough to smash the flame to pieces,
thus bringing a happy ending to all.
Enough of this even more simple-minded drivel! Take me back to Flames, Rants, and Hatemail.