Enough of this shit,,
MIKE(Auntie Mame):You can shovel sh*t can't you?
I didn't mind you posting up my flame infact I found it quite amusing.
TOM: Really? Oh good.
CROW: As amusing was watching pro wrestling.
MIKE: Hey, you forgot to use a space bar!
It bothered me when your friends put that junk in my guest book
MIKE: You mean your site? Whew! That was junk!
but I do know how to use the delete button.
CROW: Then why didn't you use it then?!
MIKE: He forgot the Thinker Delete Key!
As I was planning to do today infact.
TOM: He means tomorrow and a hundred tomorrows from now.
But thanks to you and your asshole friends I no longer have my webpage.
MIKE Gotta fingerpoint somewhere.
CROW and TOM: You are welcome.
CROW: The web is now a safer place.
You or one of your friends deleted my page and that pisses me off.
TOM: Geez, can we say ego? He thinks that people would waste their time deleting
his site?
CROW: Yup.
I did say that your page should be blowen off the face of earth but I didn't take your hard work and delete it.
MIKE: You mean he worked hard!?
CROW: Three links to nowhere, a disfigured picture of Homer, chalkboard sayings
that say nothing, a movie file that doesn't exist, a picture of a moving
fish and a guestbook of flames. Now THAT's hard work.
I know I was a Jurk but this is unfair.
TOM: A what?
CROW: He means jerk.
MIKE: I'm glad that he knows it!
I enjoyed making that page and having fun doing it.
TOM: The effort you put really shows that. (snicker)
Even if someone flamed me I wouldn't take there page away.
MIKE: Nah! You'd be too amused counteflaming. Besides, only you or someone
who knows your password could delete your site, but only the server would
waste their time doing that.
TOM: Sometimes not even the server.
I still can get in my account it's just that some jerky friend of yours DELETED my HTML code that I planed to update,
MIKE(teacher voice): Always keep a backup file!
I just haven't had much time to do so.
TOM: He must be really good making excuses.
MIKE: Obviously.
I would be so happy if you tell your friends to return my page and I will no longer darken your page.
ALL: DARKEN!? BWAHAAHAHAHHAHHHAH! He lit Cheezy's the page up!
TOM: And made his dark.
Infact I kept my promise I didn't ever flame you again.
CROW: Oh. So this is an ice cube then? Ooookay.
It was something my friends dared me to do, and I had some fun but if I knew you were going to do this I would have never done this.
TOM:Mommy made me do it.
CROW: Now peer pressures to blame. The next thing we know, he'll say that
he had no choice.
MIKE(Sheldon): "Waaaa! I had to!"
This shows what jerks you Thundercat fans are.....
ALL(sings): Blame it on the rain!
CROW(George Carlin): Blame it on the Bossa Nova!
or anyone could be just not Thundercats.
TOM(Sailor Moon): That means YOU!
ONE VERY ANGRY SIMPSON FAN WHO WHATS HIS PAGE BACK!!!
ALL: THEN MAKE A NEW PAGE!
CROW: Um, do we really want to see another page from him!
TOM: YEA! To flame his guestbook! That was fun!
MIKE: It's sad when the guestbook is better than the page.
END
Alruhi
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