Lion-O:  Hey, Sheldon actually *did* update, I'm impressed...
Alluro: Yes, but it was a day after his proclaimed deadline... and he did neglect to update the index.
Lion-O: Well, HTML never was his strong suit anyway...
Pizzazz: OOOOOHHHHHH!
Alluro: What's got you all riled up? The page hasn't even started yet.
Pizzazz: This loser made his background color the same color as my writing! I have to use the neon green! I want my regular green, to match my hair!
Alluro: Look at it this way... at least he got rid of that atrocious background he has on the other page.
Lion-O: Thank Jaga for small favors.

Cheezey's Lies

Lion-O: If you ask me, that's Third Earth Inquirer!
Alluro: :::frowns::: Sleazy publication. As much as I like Cheezey, I must say I detest what she lets get printed in that tabloid.
Lion-O: Yeah, like that bullshit about me and you, me and Mumm-Ra, me and aliens....
Pizzazz: Oh give it up, Lion-Ho! We know it's true. You're just embarrassed that everyone found out about it!
Alluro: Easy for you to say, not being on the show. I think you'd change your tune if you found yourself in a badly edited photo with Techrat on the cover of Cool Trash.
Pizzazz: :::jaw drops in horrified disgust::: You're sick, you know that?

All: :::fall over laughing:::
Pizzazz: Are those supposed to be fangs?
Alluro: I must say, she does look cute in horns though. All she needs is a moon on her forehead and she'd be a perfect Lunatac.
Lion-O: Why the swastika though?
Pizzazz: Didn't you hear? They're saying that everyone who dislikes Snarfs is a nazi now.
Alluro: Sheldon likes those infernal creatures? Ugh, that makes him even more worthless than I thought!

This Evil Lady has written Lies after lies about me and my website.

Pizzazz: Sorry, Shel, but saying that it sucked was the god's honest truth.
Alluro: Actually she never saw the site in question. She refused to visit it on general principle.
Pizzazz: I don't blame her.

She has made fun of me and the simpsons.

Lion-O: Actually, she just made fun of you. She likes the Simpsons.

One day before I found out how evil she really was I went to her site and asked if I could be added to her links and this is her reply.

Pizzazz: [Sheldon] And I also didn't bother to use commas so I could make a big long rambling and ridiculous run-on sentence that makes you get out of breath before finishing it too.

>>Your Page stinks because it isn't Thundercats and My friends and I are going to delete it off the web now.

All: :::burst out laughing again:::
Alluro: ::sarcastically::: Oh yes, that's Cheezey's style all right. She always randomly capitalizes words and threatens people she doesn't know.
Lion-O: I guess Sheldon never noticed that Cheezey has links to Jem, Voltron, Forever Knight, and Ghostbusters on her links page too before he made that sad attempt at a forgery.

Then when I checked my page it was gone.

Lion-O: [Sheldon] WAAAHHHHH!

This person must be stoped at any cost.

Pizzazz: [Sheldon] So please donate all your money to me... because I'm a loser high school drop out, and McDonald's won't give me any more raises.

She will do anything to destroy your site if it does not relate to the thundercats.

Send her Hate mail

Pizzazz: Sheldon, you're such a WIMP!!! Where's *your* address?

so she LEAVE's once and for all.

Alluro: Who or what is LEAVE?
Lion-O: Maybe it stands for something... like Leaving Extremely Asinine Vile Email?
Pizzazz: I wish he'd post his address so I could leave some vile email for him...

:::all wait for more of the page to appear:::

Lion-O: Wait... that's it? That's it? Where's the rest?
Alluro: I think that's it.
Pizzazz: That was even more lame this his last one! He's topping himself on a daily basis in the loser category.
Lion-O: Boy, well I'm disappointed... that sucked! I want my money back!
Alluro: Let's go beat it out of him.
Pizzazz: :::grins::: That's the best suggestion I've heard all day!

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