Cheeezey sez:
Subj: from Quest
Date: 1/23/99 3:18:55 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: QuestEsq
To: Cheeezey
i'm in a bad mood right now and scinse casca blocked me i hav decided to go of on you. cheezie you are so lame and preverted. your disgusting porn has nothing to do with thundercats in fact it is a discrase almost up ther with chase's little fucking story about me and some other poeple. you guys (especialy casca) could never kick my ass like that in the story. i'm gonna report him and maybe even you if your not carefull. i totally agre with justin sonnentag (all tho that 'LOSSSSSSER' statment of his was a bit gay) that your page is an eyesore. i think it sould be blown off the net. yea, blown off with all the garbage. why don't you go have a fucking orgy with al your fucking gay preverted friends espescialy chase!!!!!!!!! you lamo sicko. go to hell and burn ther. >:( >:( >:(
thinking that cheezie and alluro shold hit it of
togethr,
The great powrful Quest
Cheeezey sez:
Dear "The great powrful (*snicker*) Quest":
Oh goody goody goo drops, another eloquent flame from someone with a single-digit IQ. If you are so hard-up for negative flame attention that you're coming after me, just because Casca blocked you, you, my dear, are in even more desperate need of a life than the other flamers.
Oh, and I don't care if you like my page or not. I put it up there for *my* enjoyment, not anyone else's. So if you were hoping to hurt my feelings, looks like you bombed again. BTW as for threatening to report my page, go right ahead. There's nothing on it that violates the simplenet TOS. Anything objectionable is on another server, one that allows such content. And speaking of TOS, you made about ten violations in that letter you just sent me... and I already took the liberty of forwarding that to TOSemail1. Here's a hint... cursing and threatening is considered illegal within AOL, and could get your account terminated. It happened to Whiddaw. It could happen to you.
But you know what, Quest? Unlike you, I do have a life and quite frankly don't have time to deal with any moron flamers right now. So rest assured, after forwarding this to a few of my friends for a good laugh, I'm going to ignore any further messages you send me.
A most unamused,
Cheeezey
P.S. BTW if you were attempting to insult me by saying that "cheezie and alluro shold hit it of togethr," it was pretty silly. Alluro is my favorite character, and the person with the screen name "Alluro" and I happen to be friends, so either way you slice it, I take that as a complement. Oh and for the record (since apparently you need spelling help too) the name is spelled "Cheezey" or "Cheeezey," and yes, that is with a *capital* letter. (Caps on designated words are your friends-- use them.)
P.P.S. I found later when I attempted to mail this flame to "QuestEsq" that the screen name didn't exist any longer. Apparently Quest is too much of a wuss to face a return email from me.
The Wheel of MSTing, Episode Two
by Lady Bast
<reads through Quest's ridiculous drivel>
<takes five minutes to laugh hysterically>
Can anybody say, "MORON"!?
On a "Quest" to eliminate stupid flames from geeks like you,
Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living and (pay attention here, bonehead!) All P-O-W-E-R-F-U-L
Attention, QuestEsq:
Are we addressing a male idiot or a female idiot? I'm wondering, because it sounds to me like either you're on a major PMS freak out or your medication needs refilling, pronto. Either way, it's a most pathetic sight.
Logical inconsistancy number one! If you are going to get on someone's case for 'prevertedness', (not that Cheezey has been) show an iota (look it up) of intelligence and don't be 'prerverted' yourself. There are plenty of ways to insult people without being 'preverted'; aren't there, you donkey-brained, foul-mouthed, asinine, feebleminded, pig-fart of a totally lame-flame scrawler.
Oh, I hope I didn't confuse you there...let me clarify that... ya scum-sucking nematode.
Logical inconsistancy number two! If Cheezey's page is an eyesore, why are there hundreds of fans visiting it and only a miniscule (check the dictionary) proportion of rotten-egg-brains like yourself whining about it? Simple answer, even for you...it ISN'T an eyesore. It's great. From links to fanfic to this page where we have the chance to laugh at you numbskulls, and everything else included, it's a great page! And if you don't like it, that's your problem!!
Logical inconsistancy the third! If you must take the most 'pathedtic' of flamers, Stonecold, to agree with, you deserve to be locked up in Skytomb with him and Amok! You are too unstable to be running loose.
And the fourth inconsistancy! I have read the episode you attempt to refer to, so I know what you are trying to talk about. And your assertation that they couldn't kick your @$$ is ludicrous. A twelve year old could do that without breaking a sweat. A 14 year old would have you begging for mercy in 30 seconds, tops. Why? Simple. Because you're a cowardly fool!
You want to see a lamo sicko? Go find a mirror and look into it...but be quick or the glass will likely shatter!
Now. As to the 'great and powerful Quest' part, let's just say I about split my sides laughing. Have you the slightest idea how thoroughly dumb you appear to us? Your 'title' may impress you, you flea-bitten, lice infested, wormridden dung-stinking lump of rotted meat, but the rest of us have your measure. We've seen it before in you lamer flamers, and we are most unimpressed!
Now run along, and try to keep your fool mouth shut. Yes, I know; it's so hard for you to do, but maybe if you try really really hard you can manage it. It'll make you seem smarter.
Most sincerely, (which means, yes, I truly mean every word)
Felina
PS Counterflame if it amuses you, but don't expect to intimidate or enrage me. You are a gray speck on a gray floor; insignificant. And I, unlike you, know how to use a keyboard and a delete button.
i'm in a bad mood right now and scinse casca blocked me i hav decided to go of on you.
And *why* just "cheezie" and not anyone else?!? You must be still pissed off that someone sent you that Luna the mechanical blow up doll, packed with a limburger cheese.
cheezie you are so lame and preverted.
Obviously, "cheezie" has *much* better sense of humor than you. As for "preverted" that would depend on humor. Intentional humor are not the same as just being "preverted"
your disgusting porn has nothing to do with thundercats in fact it is a discrase almost up ther with chase's little fucking story about me and some other poeple.
I've seen porn sites that makes watching slugs in sexual ritual more appealing. And "cheezie" site is nowhere near that level.
you guys (especialy casca) could never kick my ass like that in the story.
You lacked the humor needed to really understand the story. Or maybe you still read picture book by Golden Age?
i'm gonna report him and maybe even you if your not carefull.
Ooooh! I'm really scared! What are you going to say? 'I saw "preverted" sites' is a dead giveaway that you actually look at "preverted" porno. Come on! Get real!
i totally agre with justin sonnentag (all tho that 'LOSSSSSSER' statment of his was a bit gay) that your page is an eyesore.
Justin was another lamer like you, and I'm sure you and him are maybe 1 in a hundred people who likes "cheezie" site. I myself had a few flames per 100 compliment Email ratio.
i think it sould be blown off the net. yea, blown off with all the garbage.
Actually, why don't you blow yourself off? Or better yet, give yourself a blow job?
why don't you go have a fucking orgy with al your fucking gay preverted friends espescialy chase!!!!!!!!!
An orgy usually involves more than 2 people and blow up dolls don't count. I'm sure "cheezie" prefers just one man if she ever get involved.
you lamo sicko.
"sicko" is someone who don't know how to use spell checker, and "sicko" is someone claiming a good person with good humor is "preverted" and lame.
go to hell and burn ther. >:( >:( >:(
And burn *WHAT*?!? Never heard of "ther"
thinking that cheezie and alluro shold hit it of togethr,
Actually, Alluro prefers men and "cheezie" is not a man.
The great powrful Quest
-The Great Smartass Kat.
(Placed on its own page for the sake of space on this one, click on her name for the counterflame)
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