Lefty Sez:
>Hello BITCH,
Heh... what an opening. Looks like Sheldon went to the Whiddaw School of Manners.
>I have decited to make a new and improved web site
called RIPPING THE
>FUCKING THUNDERCAT FANS APART PAGE.
Hmmm... not very catchy, mate... but it's certainly more than I expected from you. I mean, I hear Sheldon is so dumb that businesses in his hometown have to put this sign above the urinals: "Please Do Not Eat The Large White Mints"
Poor, poor Sheldon... and he had so little promise. And yes, I agree that his current project is new and improved. His background doesn't jump across the screen and form a force field every so often. I mean, the page is still unreadable, but with an animation it becomes encrypted.
>And I plan to use you and your friends and tell
the world what assholes
>you guys really are. I just copyed all you links
and I plan to fuck all
>you friends pages over.
Ummm... ewww.
Now, son, I suggest you disengage yourself from the disk drive and think rationally... well, don't. We all need a laugh, and what better source of comedy than one as lame as you? Apparently your plan is to show us that you have even less of a life than previously thought.
I guess Sheldon here wants to do to our pages what he has done to his. So in the spirit of things, I have discovered Sheldon's FTP login and password!
Login: MAZTRB8TR
Password: BTMET
And you know what... I am a very nice person. I don't really know your FTP login, nor would I try to delete your page. That would be like stepping on an ant. We all must be appreciative of those who cannot appreciate the finer things in life, like knowledge of working HTML code, correct grammar, and spelling. Oy vey.
>This will show you guys that you SHOULDN"T BE MAKING FUN OF ME.
Well... ummm... no, it shows us that you have no life and are the type of person better suited to playing with yourself in the dark recesses of your room, watching some hermaphrodite playing around with a collie.
>HERE's MY PAGE so you know what to expect
I won't say it, it's too easy...
>ha ha ha you bitch
Wow... you are so witty... well, you are about as witty as a pile of cinder blocks. Maybe if you worded it like, "I chuckle in your general direction, you silly American pig-dog!" Now that would be witty!
>http://members.tripod.com/Kill_Thundercats/index.html
Well, this is proof that Windows Paintbrush is not recommeneded for Internet image editing. Oh, and here's a tip from someone who knows, Sheldon... Windows Paintbrush has a circle tool. *wink*
I really can't wait until you set up the broken links and garbled images, that way it will be a true Sheldon page! So right now, I am burning with anticipation. But don't take my word that your page sucks... just set up a guestbook and watch the flames roll in!
Christ, I mean, you got one-upped by Whiddaw in the webmastering department. Whiddaw! I mean, a higher percentage of Whiddaw's links actually work... and his colour scheme is much better. Even Whiddaw wouldn't put text over such a crappy background (mainly because a) he hasn't figured out how to make images display on the web or b) he doesn't know how to steal a complex background.
>Prepare to be fucked over.
No thanks... I'll pass. You know, I figured Sheldon here would be the last person that was into that sort of thing. I guess I'm wrong. Looks like Sheldon here will have to start wearing sweatpants so that his sheep can't hear the zipper...
>You and your Thundercat friends are going to be
sorry for fucking
>around with me.
I detect a dangerous fixation with fucking... methinks Sheldon had a rather nasty run-in with Uncle Bob. That little game of "Dirty Santa Claus" really messed you up, eh?
Sheldon, really... you need to cut the shit... but after you've given us a laugh.
And since you're big on challenges, I challenge you to come to Lefty's Thundercat Chat. If you have any bals whatsoever, you will march over to http://www.afternet.org/chat , type #ThundercatChat in the channel box, and come on in and talk... unless you are one of those "bitches" you are harping about.
Well, to anyone reading this, I hereby present Sheldon as one of the reasons
why lead paint should not be allowed in your home! Be sure that you remove
the lead paint from your walls, because when it chips, curious youngin's
like Sheldon may ingest them. As we can see, eating lead paint chips causes
a decrease in mental ability, primarily in the realms of reasoning and spelling.
Also, lead paint chips are a common cause of incoherence and being a general
dickwad. Indeed.