:::Demonprist is plowing through e-mail, munching on cookies and sipping orange soda, when suddenly the following little nugget of joy appears in her mailbox:
[Demonprist] Mumm-Ra! Get in here quick! Another stupid flamer just hit Cheezey again!
[Mumm-Ra] So what else is new? :::shuts off TV, grumbling about missing the part where he's kicking Lion-Ho's ass, and enters the room::: Okay, what kind of idiot are we dealing with this time?
[Demonprist] That Simpson snot again. Looks like he's actually learned something from Flaming For Dummies....unfortunately, he applied said knowledge to his new rant for all of two seconds.
[Mumm-Ra] Either he has a very short attention span, he's brain damaged, or just plain dumb.
[Demonprist] I vote brain damage. Nobody could be this stupid three times in a row.
[Mumm-Ra] :::rolls his eyes::: Does the name "Whiddaw" ring a bell, dear?
[Demonprist] :::chagrined::: To borrow a quote from Dennis Miller, 'Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.'
Subj: Hello
Date: 4/28/99 5:58:57 PM Central Daylight Time
From: gdraeving@yahoo.com (Gillian Draeving)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com
[Mumm-Ra] Well, this doesn't seem so bad....
Hello BITCH,
[Mumm-Ra] I stand corrected.
I have decited to make a new and improved web site
[Both] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
called RIPPING THE FUCKING THUNDERCAT FANS APART PAGE.
[Demonprist] :::sarcastically::: I'll try to contain my excitement. To borrow another quote from Scar in 'The Lion King,' 'Forgive me for not leaping for joy, bad back you know.'
[Mumm-Ra] And to use one of my personal favorites, 'Oh goody goody goo drops!'
And I plan to use you and your friends and tell the world what assholes you guys really are.
[Mumm-Ra] Say what you want about Lion-Ho and the others, but leave me out of it Shelly boy, else you'll be waking up with this flame of yours shoved into a very uncomfortable place.
[Demonprist] Trust me, flame-boy, you haven't even begun to see 'asshole' from me yet. So go ahead with your *snicker* 'master plan' there--we can use a few good laughs and it gives us something to MST during a rainy day.
I just copyed all you links and I plan to fuck all you friends pages over. This will show you guys that you SHOULDN"T BE MAKING FUN OF ME.
[Demonprist] It's a free country, pal. You have the right to act like a complete loser; ergo, we have the right to rake you over the coals for it.
[Mumm-Ra] So what's your point, Shel? Are you in with those damn Ancient Spirits or something? 'Cause if you are, you can give 'em this message for me: KISS MY BIG BLUE BUTT!
HERE's MY PAGE so you know what to expect
[Demonprist] We already know what to expect from the likes of you: lameness galore!
ha ha ha you bitch
http://members.tripod.com/Kill_Thundercats/index.html
[Mumm-Ra] :::yawns heavily::: I'm missing my starring scene....can we wrap this thing up soon?
Prepare to be fucked over.
[Mumm-Ra] :::sneers::: Is that a promise? :::to Demonprist::: Maybe this note was intended for Lion-Ho's mailbox instead...shall we forward it to Cats' Lair and notify the Inquirer of a possible impending scandal? :::grins evilly:::
[Demonprist] You really have a big hate-on for 'ol Lion-Ho tonight, don't you?
[Mumm-Ra] Can I help it if he's such a bastard? Every time I watch the "Unholy Alliance" episode, I cringe.
[Demonprist] :::winces at the memory of that infamous encounter::: You and me both.
You and your Thundercat friends are going to be sorry for fucking around with me.
[Demonprist] :::in disgust::: Well that was a huge waste of a flame. I was hoping for something with a little more meat to it so we could rip it and you apart. What's the matter with you, Sheldon or Gillian or whatever the hell your name is? Not enough time to play on Mommy's computer tonight?
[Mumm-Ra] :::annoyed::: I can't believe you called me in here for this pathetic piece of drivel. Don't involve me in these MSTings again until you have a flamer worthy of my contempt! :::steals one of Demonprist's cookies and heads back to the TV:::
[Demonprist] :::unaware of the missing cookie, deletes the copy of the moronic flame and continues with business as usual:::
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