"Quest" for Intelligent Life
<The set is dark. Suddenly, a single spotlight illuminates the stage. Lady Bast skips out humming happily>
Lady Bast: Hel-LO! Welcome to the second installment of Lady Bast Presents! Now I know that I don't normally respond to flames, but after rereading my last installment, it occurred to me that I could use a little practise if I ever want to come close to Lefty's expertise. Also, I'm watching television and I need something brainless for my hands to do...
We have a little shorty one today, but it is SO pathetic, that it DEMANDS to be MSTed!
So, without further ado, let us bring out the... (dramatic pause) WHEEL OF MSTING!
<Lady Bast steps aside with a flourish and the curtains part to reveal the glittering wheel. Bast grabs one of the pegs and gives it a hearty spin.>
Lady Bast: Wheel of MSTing...spin, spin, spin! Tell us whose commentary we will win! And the winner is...GWYNN!...from the now-famoust "Greatest Show on Earth"!
<Gwynn appears in a puff of smoke and jumps around happily, a pink balloon ,tied to her wrist, bobs up and down.>
Gwynn: Yay! Yay, yay, YAY! Can we make fun of Mr. Questy now?
Lady Bast: In a minute, Gwynn. Now, for our next MSTer...
Wheel of MSTing...spin, spin, spin! Tell us whose commentary we will win! And the winner is...VENKA!...a member of the Warrior Maidens from the TCRPG, of course!
<Venka appears in a puff of smoke and bows graciously to Bast.>
Venka: Time to teach this creature a lesson!
Gwynn: YAY! (licks an ice cream cone that appears out of nowhere)
Lady Bast: (looks uncertainly at Gwynn) I agree! Let the humiliations begin!
Subj: from Quest
Date: 1/23/99 3:18:55 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: QuestEsq
Venka: QuestEsq? No, this...well he MUST be male!...has no ego...
Gwynn: What's an esq? Does it have nuts?
Bast: Well, it certainly has the balls to sent Cheezey a letter...
i'm in a bad mood right now and scinse casca blocked me i hav decided to go of on you.
Bast: Well that is a very good reason for being an anoying little twit...
Venka: Has this MAN no pride? He actualy ADMITS that he's too lame to get a life when he is rightly blocked?
Gwynn: (licks sharp little teeth) Can I have him with nuts?
cheezie you are so lame and preverted.your disgusting porn has nothing to do with thundercats
Venka: (in Quest's voice) Because I, who am not a pervert, have scoured every inch of your porn...
Gwynn: I like porn! It tastes like chicken....but I like ice cream better.
Bast: Let me guess...with nuts...
Gwynn: Wanna lick?
in fact it is a discrase almost up ther with chase's little fucking story about me and some other poeple.
Bast: I don't recall there being much fucking in that story...a lot of violence, but no fucking. I need to skin people more often, I forgot how much fun it could be...
Venka: Let me teach you how to strip the meat and bone the carcass...
Gwynn: I like to chew on bones. I like them with nuts.
you guys (especialy casca) could never kick my ass like that in the story.
Bast: Right, we could kick it so much better in real life.
Venka: If we don't spear the little bastard first.
Gwynn: YAY! Nuts onna stick!
i'm gonna report him and maybe even you if your not carefull.
Venka: Go ahead...we have connections too.
Bast: Seth, take an address. And tell your croc that dinner is on...
Gwynn: YAY! Fried nuts onna stick!
i totally agre with justin sonnentag (all tho that 'LOSSSSSSER' statment of his was a bit gay) that your page is an eyesore.
Venka: He'd do better, but he's afraid of us tracking him down that way. He might have to ::gasp:: deal with flame mail!
Bast: Although I WOULD like to see him do better. Then we could laugh at him more directly...
Gwynn: I like Cheezey! Cheezey gives me ice cream! Can I give Mr. Questy a head-push?
i think it sould be blown off the net. yea, blown off with all the garbage.
Bast: I could name a few items of trash...
Venka: Push away, Gwynn...
Gwynn: YAY!
why don't you go have a fucking orgy with al your fucking gay preverted friends espescialy chase!!!!!!!!! you lamo sicko. go to hell and burn ther. >:( >:( >:(
Venka: We'll see you there, bad boy...
Bast: (licking lips) Mmmmm...Quest barbeque...
Venka: I'll take mine flame-kissed, heh heh heh...
Gwynn: RAW! RAW!
thinking that cheezie and alluro shold hit it of togethr,
Bast: And what a lovely couple they'd make...
The great powrful Quest
Venka: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bast: Don't die or wet yourself or anything there, Venka...
Gwynn: What's so funny?
Venka: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha...cough...cough... I can't help it...wheeze..."great powrful"?... wheeze...hee hee hee...
Bast: Well, on that note we conclude another episode of "Lady Bast Presents"...drive carefully, be good, and if Gwynn offers you ice cream, don't take it.
Goodnight, everybody!
<Curtain comes down and the lights go dark>
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