He's not even worth two cents. But, BOY he IS a target of MiSTs. Ramza, Delita and Balmafuma will be MiSTing this one. They are from FFT. Enjoy!
<<... I found this in my mailbox two days after the first
flame:>>
DELITA: Gods, I pity you.
BALMAFUMA: It must have stank up the whole mailbox!
RAMZA: I hear that Whiddaw is very bad.
DELITA: He's only the worst troll on the internet! It's pretty sad if people from a Midevel world know about him.
<<Subj: God Dang You Suck!>>
DELITA: Wow! That was absolutly brilliant. Oh! The beauty! The poetry! He's a Rembrandt! He's the guy from The Shawshank Redemption.
BALMAFUMA:(hands Delita a handkerchif).
DELITA: What's this for!?
BALMAFUMA: To wipe the sarcasm that's oozing from your mouth!
DELITA:Oh. (Wipes his mouth). Thanks!
<<Date: 9/4/98 5:48:07 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: whiddaw@mci2000.com (whiddaw)
To: Cheeezey@aol.com>>
RAMZA: Why do flames always have to happen to such cool and smart people!?
BALMAFUMA: Because cool and smart people are quite good at dealing with stupidity!
<<Hi,It's WHIDDAW Here......To Tell You That You Suck! >>
BALMAFUMA: Is Cheezey supposed to be insulted by this?
RAMZA/DELITA: NO!
BALMAFUMA: Okay.
RAMZA: She'll need an oxygen mask after she finishes laughing!
<<I Mean......Man.....ANIME!!!>>
DELITA: You mean nothing, Whiddaw!
RAMZA: Maybe he was spasming while he wrote this.
BALMAFUMA: Maybe he was using one hand.
(Ramza and Delita snicker).
<< Look It Up Damn It!>>
RAMZA: Anime: Japanese Animation that deals with subject matters that Whiddaw is either too young, too stupid or too small minded to understand.
<< It Is Superman Of Cartoons Buddy! >>
DELITA: WHAT?
RAMZA: Geez, I didn't know that Anime wore a red cape.
DELITA: Guess it's able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
RAMZA: Someone should throw Whiddaw off a tall building!
<<And You Don't Like It!!!! >>
BALMAFUMA: Is this an accusation? If I'm not mistaken, Cheezey likes Thundercats. It is Anime. So's Voltron.
<<Man Your A Jackass! Stupid Motherfucker! >>
DELITA: All inspired by E.E. Cummings.
RAMZA: Cummings? Er, maybe he was inspired by a different Cummings.
BALMAFUMA: Oh my God, Ramza! (She bursts into laugher. Delita eventually joins).
DELITA: That was a good one, Ramza. BWAHAHAAHAH!
<<You Don't Like Voltron!! Or Sailor Moon!!! >>
BALMAFUMA: Here we go again. So what if she doesn't. People don't have to like everything that's Anime.
RAMZA: It's not like Cheezey has to answer to this guy!
<<Thundercats Suckass! >>
ALL: YOU SUCKASS, WHIDDAW!
DELITA: We apologize for sinking to this bacteria's level. However, gutter talk is all this guy understands.
<<I Mean..... You Need My Big Truck Shoved So Far Up Your Ass!!!>>
(All three of them gape in astonishment).
RAMZA: So, that's what he's been saying all along?
DELITA: These are the days when I am glad that I do not read minds.
<<Tigra....HAHAHAHAHAHA! >>
DELITA: Was that supposed to be funny?
<<The Voltron Force Or The Sailor Scouts Could Kick His Ass! >>
BALMAFUMA: Well, they can kick YOUR ass, that's for sure!
<<And I Think Thay All Look Like BIG FATASS LIONS!
>>
ALL: NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!
DELITA: Nobody cares if you live or die, Whiddaw!
RAMZA: I bet Whiddaw's a repressed fat ass! Or a repressed Thundercats fan!
<<Simba Is A Motherfucker!>>
RAMZA: I'm sure that Simba is really insulted.
DELITA(Simba): Since Whiddaw called me a motherfucker, life has lost all meaning.
BALMAFUMA: I can smell the sarcasm from here.
DELITA: I'm glad you know!
<<The Thundercats Are ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!>>
BALMAFUMA: What an astounding volcabulary!
DELITA: Oh! So my sarcasm rubbed off a bit, hasn't it?
BALMAFUMA: Um, yea.
<< I Now Work For A Deadly Spy Service!!! >>
ALL: BWAAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHHAAH!!!!
DELITA: HAHHAAHA! I'm sure they'd want you to say that. BWAHAHHAHA!
RAMZA: I need oxygen! HAHAHHAHHH!
<<So Stand Back! And I Also Work For Simplenet!!!
>>
ALL(Still Laughing).
BALMAFUMA: Simplenet only hires those who can read and write.
DELITA: You, Whiddaw, do not qualify!
(The trio resumes their laughter).
<<I Will Delete Your Account Unless You Put Some Anime Up!!! >>
RAMZA: I'm petrified! Really!
DELITA: My sarcasm is contagious!
BALMAFUMA: Thank God!
<<See You!>>
ALL: NO!
<<whiddaw@mci2000.com>>
RAMZA: It's proably gone now!
DELITA: Yup. He's violated the world with his filth.
BALMAFUMA: At any rate, let's get out of here!
(The trio runs from the theater).
The end.
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