The Snide, Simpleminded Simpsons Fan

He's worse than snide. He had alot of GALL. You'll have to read it to believe it. I am MiSTing with the popular threesome, Zack, Cloud and Seph.


<<Subj: Hi BITCH >>

ALL: HI!

ZACK: Now that's a way to kick off an e-mail. Just start like an asshole and we'll have an idea of what the e-mail will be like!

<<Date: 1/31/99 2:52:35 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: gdraeving@yahoo.com (Gillian Draeving) >>

CLOUD: When your mother finds out what you've been doing in her e-mail account, she is going to hog tie you and whoop your ASS!

SEPHIROTH: No one in this theater believed for a milisecond that a woman sent this e-mail.

<<To: Cheeezey@aol.com>>

SEPHIROTH: I am glad that Cheezey in good at countering flames!

<<Hi you fucking bitch,>>

ZACK: Hi! You fucking asshole!

CLOUD: Hey! Don't sink to his level!

ZACK: But, that's all this dweeb understands!

CLOUD: You can speak his language without sinking to his level.

ZACK: NIK WAK WONDA QUANDA FLUUUEEE!

SEPHIROTH: What the hell was that?

ZACK: I'm speaking the kid's language!

<<I decided to take you up on your offer about flaming you. >>

SEPHIROTH: Oh as if Cheezey has a big sign that says,"Flame me!"

CLOUD: Um, she does say that if you want to flame her, you can.

SEPHIROTH: Ha! You can try! She said that flames will be ignored after fowarding it to her smart ass friends. It's NOT a good idea to flame her, Cloud! Unless you like to be ripped apart with real wit.

CLOUD: Whatever.

<<First of all I would LOVE to say that most of your flamers are stupid idiots that have no life. >>

ZACK: Ah! At least you know who you are!

CLOUD: He would LOVE to admit that he is one of those lifeless idiots.

<<This makes me close to one of those idiots. >>

SEPHIROTH: Um, you ARE one of those idiots!

ZACK: It makes you about a vulgar sentance away from an idiot.

>>The only different s is that I know grammar and the other flamers must have not passed first grade English. >>

CLOUD: You're not THAT much better, genius boy. You likely passed second grade grammar, but not third grade.

SEPHIROTH: He probably didn't even graduate past the third grade.

(The threesome laughs).

<<OK now I have said that I will tell you that Thundercats are old and you really should let sleeping dogs lye (in this case Cats).>>

ALL: LYE!!!???

ZACK: Oh! It's a referance to Crewel Lye!

CLOUD: Do NOT drag Jordan or Piers Anthony into this!!!

SEPHIROTH: Lots of great things are old. Like Classical Music or I Love Lucy.

<<If you are going to make a page worth while PLEASE do something up to date! >>

ZACK: Like what?

CLOUD: Like Beavis and Butthead? Which is a few years old if I am not mistaken.

SEPHIROTH: Daria?

CLOUD:The Idiot Box?

ZACK: This guy needs to be put in an idiot box!

<< Like my Web page of the Simpsons. >>

SEPHIROTH: Er, the Simpsons are about ten years old.

ZACK: So much for "old" stuff.

<<If you really want to see a nice site, I will give you the URL for it.>>

ALL: ROFLMAO!!!

SEPHIROTH: The unbelievable nerve of this guy!

<<That page is worth seeing and as for your site it should be blown of the face of the earth.>>

ALL(Still laughing).

CLOUD: Have either of you been to his page?

ZACK: It's gone now. Tripod needed to take the trash out.

SEPHIROTH: The site had a mutated animated fish, a messed up picture of Homer that was up for three weeks, chalkboard sayings that said nothing and a guestbook with nothing but flames. The guestbook was the best part of the site. The owner was called "Gulp and Blow."

ALL(Resume laughing)

<<I think that people should let old things die out. >>

CLOUD: Like the Simpsons?

ZACK: Lots of good things would disappear if people actually played by this kid's rules.

CLOUD: He would have never made a Simpsons page if he played by his own rules!

<<There is one thing I have to give you credit for was to making fools out of those other baboons.>>

SEPHIROTH: Your ass is as red as the others! You're just better at hiding it!

<< The only question is how are you going to make me look like a baboon.>>

ZACK: Let's see....MiSTs, counterflames by real brains and this flame by itself.

CLOUD: We could put a bunch of fur on him and paint his ass red!

<<  The reason I went to your page was a friend of my recommended to me.>>

ZACK: Huh?

CLOUD: Please, Septhiroth, tell me that his sentance made sense.

SEPHIROTH: Cloud, sense is pocket change for intelligent people. This guy doesn't have real intelligence. He just likes to think he does.

<< I basically told him to go to hell, after making me look at  such a stupid page. >>

ZACK: Why don't you follow your own advice!? Cheeezey's page is COOL!

<<I advice you to change your page to something cool.>>

SEPHIROTH: I "advice" you to remove the stick from your ass! 

<<  Like say the Simpsons, Power Rangers, or something from the 90's.>>

 ALL: POWER RANGERS!? BWAHAHAAHAHA!

ZACK: We now know that this kid couldn't be older than 14.

CLOUD: That would mean that he saw the Simpsons when he was four!

ZACK: Hey! The Simpsons were first introduced in the late 80's.

<<Here is my Page:

http://members.tripod.com/~HalloweenH20/index.html>>

ZACK: Biggest waste of space that Tripod had to endure.

SEPHIROTH: Winner of the well deserved Turdal Wax Award!

<<Ps. I will not flame you again. >>

ALL: GOOD!

<<I do not have time to make a fool out of you any longer.>>

SEPHIROTH: Um, making a fool out of Cheezey is as easy as whispering in a boiler factory.

CLOUD: This guy made a fool of himself!

ZACK: Do you really think that Cheeezey would visit his site?

CLOUD/SEPHIROTH: NO!

ZACK: I thought not. Of course she can't now. hehehehe.

<<I took your challenge.>>

ZACK: Take the Pepsi challange. You get a free drink!

<< Know my Challenge for you is to try to make me look like a fool.>>

SEPHIROTH: That's easy! She only needs to post this flame and not say anything!

<<Yours truly,A flamer and a big Simpsons fan.>>

ZACK: Now he's trying to sound polite. Oh please!

SEPHIROTH: Everyone has their own tastes. I guess little kiddie didn't see that.

CLOUD: He obviously doesn't realize that he is playing with sharks. He needs to back to the kiddie pool!

ZACK: Yea really. We need to get the hell out of here.

SEPHIROTH: Good idea!

(They leave the theater).

The end.


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