When we last left off, Mumm-Ra was waiting for his evil wedding to begin and using Cheetara’s indecent exposure to help him win at gambling, while WilyKat, Chilla, and Tashi were formulating a plan of revenge. After a little sexual marathon, they tracked him down to the Third Earth Casino. Hot on their trail were Lion-O and Alluro, still handcuffed together, hoping to reclaim the psyche club that WilyKat had stolen...

Lion-O and Alluro stumbled into the now empty black pyramid. “Damn it!” Alluro shouted, gesturing in anger and yanking Lion-O around a little with the handcuff chain. “They’re gone!”

“Yeah, now we can’t join in-- I mean, get your psyche club back.” Lion-O added with disappointment.

Alluro frowned. “I can’t let that little twerp get away with stealing it! I need it!” he whined.  He looked up at Lion-O.  “Would you mind using Sight Beyond Sight to find out where they’ve gone?” He gave him a charming smile.

Lion-O sighed. “Oh, all right. But only--” he grinned “if you make it up to me later.” Lion-O replied, raising the Sword of Omens with his handcuffed hand.

“Anything you say, Lion-O.” Alluro replied and draped his arm (the one that wasn’t cuffed) around his shoulder suggestively.

“Sword of Omens, give me Sight Beyond Sight!” Lion-O called. A vision of WilyKat, Tashi, and Chilla entering the Third Earth Casino was shown.  “The Third Earth Casino! That sleazy den of sex, money, and gambling?”

“Hey, I rather like that place!” Alluro protested.

Lion-O laughed. “Why am I not surprised? Well anyway, c’mon, that’s where they are. Let’s go.”  Lion-O put the sword back in the claw shield and the two of them headed out of the black pyramid, bound for the Third Earth Casino.

***

WilyKat, Tashi, and Chilla arrived at the casino. WilyKat almost didn’t get in, but luckily Tashi had doom-gazed the bouncer so he let the underage Thunderkitten in with no problem. “This place is huge! How the hell are we going to find them in here?” he asked the two women with him.

Chilla shrugged. “I guess we could split up, and whoever finds him first begins the ass-kicking?”

“Yes, that sounds good to me.” Tashi agreed with an evil smile. “WilyKat, go left, Chilla, go right, and I’ll take the middle. How does that sound?” The other two nodded in agreement and they split off.

***

WilyKat wound up near the back of the casino, searching for Mumm-Ra, armed with the psyche club and ready to hypnotize anyone that tried to throw him out for being underage. He noticed he was near the back stage entrance for the show girls. He heard two of them complaining to each other. “I can’t believe Willa didn’t show up today!” one of them, who he recognized as one of his ex-flames, the female Unicorn Keeper, said to Nayda, who was wearing a tacky showgirl costume.

“Well, Willa has the flu. She can’t come in and dance, she’d just puke on the floor! But our routine will be messed up unless we find someone to take her place.” Nayda then noticed WilyKat, and got an idea. “WilyKat...” she said sweetly “just the guy I wanted to see!”

WilyKat grinned as the scantily-clad Nayda and Unicorn Keeper smiled at him. “Hello ladies, what can I do for you?”

“Hmm, with the right makeup and costume, and maybe some falsies...” the Unicorn Keeper muttered.

Nayda draped herself on WilyKat’s arm. “Kat, honey, could you do us a *big* favor? I would be *very* grateful...” as she said “very” she brushed her hand against his crotch.

“Sure!” he exclaimed. He liked sleeping with Nayda. “Anything you say!”

“Come right this way then, sweetie.” the Unicorn Keeper told him with a smile, and she and Nayda ushered him backstage.

***

Mumm-Ra carried his armful of stolen chips to the counter to cash them in, while Cheetara adjusted her boobs back into her dress.  Tygra padded along behind the two of them obediently. Just as the cashier handed Mumm-Ra a thick wad of money, Chilla stomped over to them.

“Well well. Look who’s here.” she hissed.  “I’m going to ice your ass for what you did to me, Mumm-Ra!” Chilla then spat ice in his direction.

“Back off, bitch!” Cheetara yelled, and drew her staff. “He’s my man!”

“You mean *our* man!” Tygra protested.

“Now now, Chilla, there’s no need for you to be jealous! There’s plenty of me to go around!” Mumm-Ra announced smugly, dodging her shot.

“You egotistical creep!” Chilla hissed, and spat another blast of icy air in his direction.

Mumm-Ra just laughed and dodged her blast again.  "I always knew that despite your Ice Princess routine, you were always hot for me!"  Suddenly he had an even nastier inspiration.  Why not have TWO brides???  Where he came from, polygamy was an accepted practice and harems abounded.  He could use Cheetara for hot, passionate sweaty sex, and Chilla for those times he wanted a little lusty S&M, since screwing her was like sticking it into an ice pack.

He turned on his Doomgaze power again and stared hard at Chilla.  "You lust for me, Chilla.  You've been melting in your panties ever since you first laid eyes on me, hoping that I'd grace your cold bed with my studliness.  You know you wanted me to do you.  In fact, you still want me.  You want me so much that you're dying to marry me and be my love slave, just like Cheetara and Tygra here."

"Are you out of your fuckin' mind!?  NOT AGAIN!!!" wailed Chilla as she slipped under his spell once more.  In moments she was gazing adoringly up at Mumm-Ra and caressing his hard muscled body while he felt her up.  "Oh, Mumm-Ra, you sexy stud, of course I'll marry you," she sighed breathily as his hands squeezed her breasts.

"Heh heh, I knew you'd see things my way," laughed Mumm-Ra.

"Just as long as you understand that *I* get him first on the honeymoon," Cheetara said possessively to Chilla.

"Hey, no fair!  Don't *I* get a turn with the groom at all?" Tygra complained.

"You're just the best man," Cheetara said dismissively.  "You don't get any."

Tygra pouted.  "Bitch."

"No need to argue, you can all have me at the same time, my darlings," Mumm-Ra said with a lecherous grin.  A cigarette girl trotted up to him, large breasts swaying provocatively in her tightly packed scanty outfit, and handed him a note.  As she pranced off the evil priest hungrily eyed her firm, buoyant ass before reading the message she'd delivered to him.

"Excellent!" he cackled.  "The casino's giving us a free floor show in honor of my wedding!  They're ready for us now!"  He linked arms with Cheetara and Chilla.  Tygra grabbed onto Cheetara.  "Ready to make your wildest fantasies come true, dears?" Mumm-Ra asked slyly.  The horny foursome, led by Mumm-Ra, walked into the lounge and sat at a table near the front.

***

“Well we’re here.” Lion-O told Alluro as the handcuffed duo made their way into the casino.  In order to hide their predicament, they had draped a jacket over the cuffs so it would look like they were just walking together instead of handcuffed. “I guess we’ll just casually walk around until we see WilyKat, Tashi, or Chilla.”

“All right, but let’s keep a low profile, lest we end up on the cover of the Inquirer again.” Alluro replied.  The two of them scanned the room for WilyKat, but with no luck.

Suddenly Monkian crashed into them.  “Hoo, hoo, outta my way, I gotta get to the floor show!  Hoo, some of the hottest babes on the planet are going to be in it!”

Alluro and Lion-O exchanged horny glances.  Though their behavior lately might not have been classified as “straight”, they did still each hold an interest for women, despite some of their other leanings they had been indulging earlier that day. “Floor show you say?” Alluro asked with interest.

“Hoo hoo, yeah, come on, you don’t want to miss this!  It’s a special event, someone’s getting married or something, and he wanted to get the women to dance for him.” Monkian told them, and bounded off.  The psyche club temporarily forgotten, Lion-O and Alluro dashed into the room too, just as it darkened.  Lion-O shoved his way through to the front of the room, so he and Alluro could have a front row seat.  What they didn’t notice was that just four tables away, Mumm-Ra, Cheetara, Chilla, and Tygra were seated.  Neither party noticed the other however, because the curtain rose...

First on the stage were several women dressed in skimpy, tacky, show outfits.  There was a long complicated dance, which one of the girls was apparently having trouble with.  She was an odd-looking girl, a little on the short side with a less curvaceous figure than the others.  Still she wasn’t unattractive to many of the audience members, just uncoordinated.  Her name was... WilyKat!

On stage, the uncoordinated dancer was wondering how the hell he had gotten himself into this mess as he tried to go along with the routine.  These high heels hurt like hell, the costume itched, and the fake breasts were just plain wierd!  Still, when Nayda and the Unicorn Keeper had finished applying his makeup, he had to admit he was pretty cute.  If he had seen a girl that looked like him, he would definately do her!  But still, dancing in a floor show in drag, this had to be a new low.  *Man, the things I do just to get laid...*

The dance ended, and the three women in front were to jump into the audience in the finale.  Those three women, as luck would have it, were the Unicorn Keeper, Nayda, and WilyKat.  The Unicorn Keeper landed right in Mumm-Ra’s lap.  The ever-living source of hornieness groped the ancient guardian before she got up and stomped backstage, the floorshow now over.  Nayda jumped and was caught by Lion-O and Alluro, who each raised their cuffed hands to get her.  WilyKat fell right into the horny hands of Monkian.

“Hoo hoo, c’mere baby, gimme some o’ that!” Monkian said, pulling WilyKat close to him and planting a wet kiss on his neck.
 

“Hey!” he squeaked, struggling.  It was then that he saw Mumm-Ra, now standing to leave with one arm around Cheetara and the other around Chilla.  Tygra was behind them admiring Mumm-Ra’s ass.  He noticed that Chilla looked as though she had been Doom Gazed again. “Aw, fuck!” he swore, still trying to break free of Monkian’s grasp.  Unforunately his squirming was only turning the dumb mutant on more.

“Hoo, honey, that’s what you’ll get all right, don’t fight it.” Monkian said, giving one of his fake breasts a squeeze.  He then pressed his lips to WilyKat’s and kissed him.  WilyKat kissed back for a moment until Monkian let his guard down, and kicked him as hard as he could in the crotch with his spiked heel.  Monkian doubled over, and WilyKat was able to wriggle free.

“Creep!” WilyKat snarled, and hopped down.  He adjusted his costume and pantyhose, which had uncomfortably rode up on him, and scanned the room for any sign of Mumm-Ra and his Doom Gazed crew.  He couldn’t find them anywhere. “Shit!” he swore.  He ran backstage and grabbed the psyche club again, to use it on Chilla if necessary, and took off, still in drag, hoping to find Mumm-Ra in time to stop him from whatever horny evil he had planned next.

The casino's wedding chapel had been decked out in full for the most gaudy, outrageous marriage of the century.  At the altar stood a hairy Elvis impersonator with tacky sideburns down his snout.  He warbled a few notes from "Hound Dog" in an off-key voice, then stopped when he saw the prospective groom and his two brides marching down the aisle.  "Holy shit, Mumm-Ra!"  the Elvis impersonator, who bore a striking resemblance to Jackalman, yelped in surprise.  "So YOU'RE the one getting married tonight!  And to *gasp* Cheetara and Chilla, of all people!!!!"

"Heh heh heh, I see you Mutants are desperate for work since you suck at fighting the Thundercats," Mumm-Ra snickered.  "I'm marrying these women for two reasons only:  sex and revenge!  Now let's get this show on the road!"

“Nyah ha ha, all right then... Cheetara, do you take this mummy to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others until your death do you part?” Mumm-Ra gave her a bigger dose of the Doom Gaze to ensure she said yes. “I do.” Cheetara answered numbly.

Jackalman Elvis turned to Chilla. “What about you, Chilla, do you also take this mummy to have and hold, for all eternity and forsaking all others and all that stuff?” Mumm-Ra stared at her intensely, reinforcing his hypnotic hold on her. “I do.” she replied.

“Ok, do you, Mumm-Ra, take Cheetara and Chilla as your wives to have, hold, and do kinky things to for as long as they live while forsaking all others?” Mumm-Ra shrugged. He had no intention of remaining faithful, but hey, he was the ever-living source of evil!  Naturally he was goona lie!  “Heh heh, of course I do!”

“All right, if anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace...”

“I OBJECT!!” a voice in the back hollered. Everyone whirled around to see WilyKat, still in drag, holding the psyche club. “He’s forcing them to marry him with his Doom Gaze!”

“Who the hell are you?!” Mumm-Ra roared.

“I don’t know, but she’s kinda cute... if I still went for women, she would be my type.” Tygra mused.

WilyKat tore off his wig. “No, you morons, I’m WilyKat!!  Cheetara, Chilla, don’t do it!!!” he yelled.

Chilla, still under the Doom Gaze, gave him an icy stare. “Sorry Kat, I want a real man...”

“Kat, how many times do we have to tell you to not borrow your sister’s clothes?” Cheetara asked. “And stop causing trouble! We love Mumm-Ra and want to marry him now!”

“Let the wedding continue, then!” Mumm-Ra roared.

Jackalman Elvis nodded. “All right, by the power vested in me by the Ancient Sprits of the Casino, I now prounounce you man and wives. You may now kiss your brides.”

Mumm-Ra grabbed Cheetara and kissed her, then released her and kissed Chilla.  Then he made Cheetara kiss Chilla, and gave Tygra kiss, just to seal off the whole deal.

“NOOOOOOO! This is so wrong!!!” WilyKat screamed.

Just outside the chapel, Lion-O and Alluro, who were still with Nayda (after she landed in their lap at the end of the floor show), heard the yelling and ran in, just as Cheetara and Chilla tossed their boquets. Instinctively they each caught one-- Lion-O caught Cheetara’s and Alluro caught Chilla’s.  Lion-O looked around and realized in horror what had happened.  “Holy Thundera... Cheetara!!! Don’t tell me you married Mumm-Ra...?”

Mumm-Ra gave him a smug smile.  “Heh heh heh, that’s right, Lion-O!  But don’t take it so hard... you caught the boquet after all, and now you can marry your devoted boyfriend here, since you seem so... riveted... to him... nyeh heh heh ha HA HA HA HA HA!!!” Mumm-Ra finished, breaking into hysterics as he realized Lion-O had somehow gotten stuck handcuffed to Alluro.

“Why you miserable worthless bag of bones!” Alluro shouted.

“Don’t insult my husband, you creep!” Chilla hissed.

Mumm-Ra sneered.  “That’s right Alluro, don’t take it out on me that you couldn’t keep Chilla satisfied and she dumped you for a cross-dressing Thunderkitten, and then for me!  Look at the bright side, when it comes to Lion-O, you have a... captive audience, MWAHAAAHAAAAA!”

“That’s it!!!” WilyKat hollered.  “You’ve gone too far this time! I’ll have you know I dressed in drag for a good reason!” he shouted, waving the psyche club.

Alluro noticed it. “There you are, you theiving little brat! Give me that!” he lunged at WilyKat and grabbed him roughly, trying to wrestle the psyche club out of his grasp. The sudden motion caused Lion-O to be flailed right into Cheetara.  “Oooof!”

“Hands off my wife, Lion-O!” Mumm-Ra roared, and swung a punch at him.  Lion-O responded with another swing (with his free hand).  Soon the wedding had erupted into a giant free-for-all.

"Take it to the honeymoon suite!"  yelled an irate passerby, and that's exactly what they did.  Everyone spilled into the plush chamber and immediately went after his/her opponents.

But something happened.  The romantic decor of the suite had a strangely erotic effect on the fighters, and what was once a vicious brawl quickly turned into a horny lovefest.

"Consider this foreplay, my dears!" Mumm-Ra yelled as he grabbed both Cheetara and Chilla and jumped onto the huge bed with them.  They ripped at each other's clothes until they were all naked as jaybirds, then went at it with great gusto.  Cheetara jumped on top of Mumm-Ra and rode her new husband's sword of plundar while Chilla sat on his face as he gave her a blow job the likes of which she never experienced before.

"Oh Tashi, darling!" Wilykat yelled as he swung the psyche club's ball at the evil princess.  No way was he going to get stuck without a partner!

Tashi saw the magic ball coming at her too late.  "Oooh, Wilykat, how may I serve you, cutie-pie?" she crooned as the spell took effect.

Lion-O and Aluro looked at the lovers, and then at each other.  "Well, I guess there's only one thing to do now......." Lion-O said suggestively.

Aluro sighed.  "What the hell.  I might as well have some fun getting fucked over."  He and Lion-O yanked and tugged at each other's clothing until they too, were naked and squirming around in pleasure.  Tygra, left alone, got jealous because as usual, he was the odd man out.  Deciding to remedy that, he joined Lion-O and Aluro, sandwiching the Lunatak between two randy Thundercats.