When we last left off, Mumm-Ra had seduced both Cheetara and Tygra right in Cat’s Lair, after stealing Chilla right out of bed from WilyKat. A furious WilyKat had vowed revenge...

WilyKat was furious! How dare Mumm-Ra steal his woman from him! He was determined to get her back, and he knew just how to do it. "So you used the Doom Gaze to get Chilla to screw you, huh? Well two can play at that game, Mumm-Ra! Just  watch!" WilyKat tiptoed around the hallways looking for Alluro's room. He hoped he would be able to "borrow" his psyche club and go to Chilla, and hypnotize his way back onto her good side, or the side that liked him, at any rate, and hopefully back into her bed. Plus, with hypnosis, she'd be really easy to convince to try some kinky stuff! He figured he couldn't lose.

He came across a room that he thought he heard voices in, and knocked. There was no answer, so he opened the door and peeked in. There was no one in there, but he heard grunting and moaning behind a closed door on the other side of the room that he realized was a bathroom. "I don't think I want to know about that one..." WilyKat muttered as he crept into the room, looking for the psyche club. He gasped when he spied another familiar object laying on the floor next to some discarded clothes... it was the Sword of Omens and the claw shield! And next to it was that outfit Lion-O always wore... and then, WilyKat's suspicions were confirmed when he heard a loud yell in an all-too-familiar voice from behind the closed bathroom door: "Ohhhh, ohhhhh, HOOOOOOOO!" and then another familiar voice and a light laugh "You certainly are, Lion-O, now bend over against the bathtub..."

WilyKat clamped a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing out loud, and grabbed the psyche club, which he spied nearby on the floor. He scooped it up and darted out. WilyKat returned to Chilla's room and found her fuming on the bed, still naked, but very pissed off.

"Uh Chilla?" WilyKat asked timidly. She glanced over.

He held up the psyche club. "Chilla... you cannot resist me... you want to grab me and have your way with me now!" he commanded, and tried to swing it so the crystal would float over her head.

Chilla snickered. "You don't need to hypnotize me, WilyKat, I'm not mad at you any more. I hate Mumm-Ra so much for screwing me over, literally and figuratively, that I want to get even, and I'm not wasting my energy on frying you for premature ejaculation."

He looked at her, confused. "Thanks... I think."

Chilla looked at the psyche club and got an idea. "Hey WilyKat... how would you like to get even with Mumm-Ra?"

"That would kick ass!" he said excitedly.

Chilla stood and took the psyche club, and twirled it with a devious smile on her face. "What do you think Mumm-Ra would do if we went and told Tashi how he's using her Doom Gaze? I have a feeling that he had to do a few 'favors' for her to get it, and I don't think she's the kind of woman who would like it very much if she knew he was out using her gift to get it from other women."

WilyKat smiled. "Yeah... and if she tries anything we can use this to stop her!" he exclaimed, gesturing to the psyche club. "And Tashi's pretty hot... maybe if we play our cards right, the three of us could, well... get back at Mumm-Ra in more ways than one?" he suggested with an impish grin on his face. He knew from that time he and Cheetara had done a foursome with Alluro and Chilla a while back, that Chilla had no problem with fooling around with other women once in a while.

Chilla smiled back at him, thinking about it. "Yes, WilyKat... let's go pay dear Tashi a visit... but first, how about a quickie?" Chilla giggled, and pulled WilyKat onto the bed with her, groping at his hardening dick. WilyKat was happy to oblige her, and this time, made damn sure he didn't displease her.

***

Back in Cheetara's bedroom the three lovebirds (or perhaps we should say, two loveCATS and one mummy) were sharing an after-conjugal smoke.  Mumm-Ra still had Cheetara and Tygra under his newfound Doomgaze power, and after having been laid three times already tonight he was feeling pretty damn good.  But he wanted to do some more evil.  Something really evil.  Something MAJORLY evil.  He'd screwed the Thundercats over (literally) but it wasn't enough.  He wanted to do something so rotten in revenge for that Luna doll (he shuddered in abject horror as he thought of that).  What could be devastatingly evil enough to cement his reputation as the ever-living source of all evil???

Tygra was starting to get horny again.  He, like everyone else, wanted another piece of Mumm-Ra (literally).  "Hey, Mumm-Ra, you want I should teach you a lesson?" he asked suggestively.  "A lesson in who's the *real* dominant force on Third Earth?"  He pulled out his bolo whip and cracked it.

Mumm-Ra was annoyed that his thoughts had been interrupted.  "Not now, Tygra," he snapped.  "I have a headache."

"Shouldn't that be *my* line?" Cheetara said.  "Cut it out.  You two sound like you're married or something."  She slid her hand down Mumm-Ra's stomach.  "Besides, I'm not finished playing yet."

The devil priest was aroused, but not because of Cheetara's sexual invitation.  He'd just gotten an idea of the most evil thing he could do!!  He jumped on top of Cheetara and asked, "Hey hon, you wanna get married? Just think, you could have my hot body in your bed every night from now on, pleasing you for hours on end!"  To give her a little extra incentive, he thrust into her, knowing that most people in the throes of passion will automatically agree to anything just to obtain a searing climax.

Cheetara writhed eagerly beneath him.  "Oh, yes, Mumm-Ra, yes, anything you say!" she screamed.  It was a pretty weird idea, but not so weird considering that she was having a great time screwing herself senseless with him!  And she wouldn't have to worry about getting laid whenever she wanted anymore!

"Then it's agreed, heh heh," Mumm-Ra chuckled.  He looked over at a now-jealous Tygra.  "You're a witness, sucker."

"I'll show you how much of a sucker I am!"  Tygra roared, and pulled Mumm-Ra off of Cheetara.  He flipped the devil priest over, took one look at him, and swallowed him whole.  "Hey, *I* had him first!"  Cheetara screeched, and proceeded to jump onto Tygra's back.  "I'll save you for later, maybe you can be best man!"

"He *is* the best man," groaned the evil priest as Tygra got him off.  "The best damn man I've ever had!!!"  He gave Cheetara a lecherous look.  "Why don't you go get your outfit together, honey?  We don't want to be late for our wedding!"

***

While Mumm-Ra was busy plotting his evil wedding, another Thundercat was busy trying to get revenge on Mumm-Ra with his icy lover, and yet another was, well, otherwise occupied...

"Wow, you do like it rough!" the naked Lion-O exclaimed. His face was smiling, flushed, and red from, er, exertion, as Alluro, who was also in the buff, yanked him through the bathroom door and threw him onto his bed. Lion-O fell flat on his back and looked up eagerly as Alluro climbed on top of him, grinning with wicked delight, and touching him even more delightfully.

"Rough? I've just begun to get *rough*, Lion-O." Alluro replied, gave Lion-O's hard organ a squeeze, and reached into a nearby drawer. Lion-O was astonished to see him pull out a pair of standard issue police handcuffs and dangle them teasingly above him.  Alluro reached for Lion-O's arm and slapped one side of the cuffs into place.

"Where did you get those?" Lion-O asked, getting harder from the kinkiness of it all.

"Oh, I 'borrowed' them from Mandora that night we both got to know her so *intimately*. I've been saving them for just such an occasion." Alluro replied matter-of-factly, securing one end tightly on Lion-O's wrist.

"You, uh, did get a key, right?" Lion-O laughed nervously, his voice betraying just a hint of worry.

"Of course I did." Alluro gestured to a key on the nightstand. "But we don't need to concern ourselves with that now... let's let the fun begin." He then locked the other cuff into place on his own arm and gave Lion-O a smile of predatory lust. He pounced on him, pulled tightly on the cuffs, making Lion-O yelp, and began to thrust in and out of him, to their mutual enjoyment. Lion-O closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling of his partner's long, thick rod sliding in and out of him and the feel of the tight metal cuff against his skin. He really liked this kinky stuff. None of his other girlfriends or boyfriends had ever cuffed themselves to him during sex before, the closest he'd gotten was his arms loosely bound by Mumm-Ra's bandages that ill-fated night Mumm-Ra had seduced him.

Luna paused in the hallway outside. She'd heard some mighty strange noises coming from upstairs, specifically from Alluro's bedroom, and she was determined to find out what they were. She instructed Amok to bring her to the door and she listened. There was loud grunting and a few moans. Luna realized someone was getting it on in there. "Hmmm, I know it's not Chilla he's with because I just saw her leave with that stupid kid WilyKat a little while ago. I wonder who's in there...?" she pressed her ear to the door and heard the bed squeaking, then heard some voices. "Unnnhh... ohhhh.... too bad you don't have another pair of cuffs *pant*, then you could cuff me to the bedpost, huh..."  "You'd like that, wouldn't you Lion-O? *laugh* I bet you would."

Luna frowned and narrowed her eyes. "Lion-O?! Do you hear that Amok, he's in there with Lion-O! Did I *not* warn him to cease this habit of bedding the enemy commander? I never should have encouraged that Valentine's Day debacle! Now he feels free to screw that redheaded thunderslut Lord Lion-O anytime he wants to, and is compromising Skytomb's security just so he can get laid!" Amok nodded. "Well no more! Amok, how about you and I teach dear Alluro a little lesson?" Luna asked with an evil smirk. "Open the door, Amok!"

Amok kicked the door open, and both Lion-O and Alluro jumped apart, startled. Still, the position they were in was extremely compromising, being handcuffed together naked and Alluro jumping off of Lion-O, who was face down on the bed. Being cuffed, they fell awkwardly. Luna and Amok stood in the doorway. Amok was snickering uncontrollably, while Luna was halfway between an angry fury and hysterical laughter herself. "What the hell are you doing, Luna?" Alluro hollered at her.

"I might ask you the same question, but I don't think I want to know the answer!" she retorted.

"Ever hear of knocking?" Lion-O asked angrily.

"Shut up, Lion-O, I'm not talking to you!" she turned to Alluro, who was now turning bright red as he realized how bad the situation must look. "What did I tell you about sleeping with the enemy?" she screeched, tapping the palm of her hand with her riding crop. "And now you've brought him here to Skytomb, where he can learn our plans and conspire to defeat us?! What the hell were you thinking?"

"I'm not conspiring to defeat you, I'm having sex for crying out loud!" Lion-O argued.

"NOT ANOTHER WORD!!!!" Luna bellowed. Suddenly she spied the handcuff key on the nightstand. "Well... since you two are so fond of one another, you can stay together for all I care... PERMANENTLY!" She then reached down for the key.

"NOOOO!" both Lion-O and Alluro yelled, and reached simultaneously for the key. Unfortunately being cuffed together, they couldn't coordinate and collided, allowing Luna to get it.

Luna clutched the key tightly in her hands. "Well now... carry on. You won't be needing this!" she giggled, and hit Amok with the crop. "Go, Amok!" Amok obediently carried her back.

Alluro shouted a stream of obscenities at Luna and jumped after her. Naturally Lion-O got pulled along, and, once he got to his feet, followed. Luna directed Amok to break into a run, and the two naked and handcuffed men ran after them, down to the main control room of Skytomb, where RedEye and TugMug were on surveillance duty.  Luna ran to the transporter beam, and immediately threw the key in and beamed it into deep space.  Alluro and Lion-O arrived just in time for the key to vanish, forever. Luna then punched a few buttons to scramble the coordinates so it couldn't be beamed back.  "Too late, boys!" Luna laughed.

"What the hell is *snicker* going on?" TugMug asked, breaking into peals of laughter as he took in the scene unfolding before him.

"SHUT UP!" Alluro yelled, and gave them all furious looks. "Don't say one fucking word!"

Lion-O waved his fist at Luna and Amok. "You sadistic little bitch! You get that key back right now, or you'll taste my sword!"

"Yes, but she might like it! Alluro apparently did." RedEye remarked, and joined TugMug in his hysterical laughter.

"Been there, done that, and it's not all you make it out to be, boy!" Luna told Lion-O rudely. "Besides, Lion-O, the sword that's *effective* is upstairs-- you know, along with the rest of your clothes!"

"I'll show you effective you little--" Lion-O jumped at her, but Amok reared up. Lion-O's sudden movement slammed Alluro directly into Amok.

Alluro regained his balance. "Cool it, Lion-O. Luna has a point." he looked around, the utter humiliation of his predicament beginning to set in. "Let's at least get dressed, please?" he muttered, trying hard to not lose his cool. He had a terrible feeling that there would be no living this incident down-- even if he ever got un-cuffed from Lion-O.

Luna laughed again. "Oh come on now, boys, don't stop on our account! You two are giving quite the performance... both in and out of the bedroom!"

Lion-O growled and lunged at Luna again, but Alluro tugged at the handcuff. "Lion-O, please! Let's get back upstairs!" he pleaded, desperate to get out before their vicious teasing became even more intolerable.

"Yeah Lion-O, he wants you bad!" TugMug said between peals of laughter.

Lion-O shot them all one last hateful look, and followed Alluro back up the stairs.

***

Across Third Earth, WilyKat and Chilla stomped into the pyramid. Tashi woke up as they entered. "Mumm-Ra?" she asked.  "Who the devil are you two?!"

"Are you the dumb bitch that gave that undead heap of mutant shit the doom gaze?" Chilla demanded.

Tashi was furious. "Impudent creature, how dare you?!" she drew into her powers. "Look into my eyes."

Chilla, due to the fact that she had some bisexual leanings, began to slip into the Doom Gaze. *Not again! Dammit, not again!...* she thought as she slipped back under a trance.

WilyKat saw what was happening, averted his eyes from Tashi, and swung Alluro's psyche club. The first shot bonked him in the head, as he forgot to detach the crystal. "Aw, fuck!" he muttered, and swung it again. This time the ball detached and headed towards Tashi. "You are under my power Tashi." WilyKat said, imitating Alluro.

Tashi felt her power beginning to fade. She was getting confused. What the hell, did this little twerp have something that could nullify her Doom Gaze?

"You will not use your Doom Gaze on us!" WilyKat said.

Tashi shook her head to remove the influence. "Very well. Put that crystal away and I will stop using the Doom Gaze. It would seem our powers cancel each other out anyway." WilyKat replaced the crystal, and Tashi stopped her spell. "So what do you want, then?" she asked.

"Your asshole boyfriend Mumm-Ra is running around using your Doom Gaze to get laid by every chick on Third Earth!" Chilla raged. "Including me. He made me" she winced "go down on him, and then beg him to screw me, which he did. It was humiliating. Then he took off to get some from someone else. I want to ice his ass for doing that to me!"

"It's true, he put her under his spell while we were in bed together! We were having a little, um, problem, and..."

Tashi blew her lid. "WHAT?! HE SWORE HE WOULDN'T USE IT TO GET ANY OTHER WOMEN!!!!"

Chilla laughed rudely. "Oh yeah, and the ever-living source of evil would *never* lie, right? Especially not to get a hot chick like you in bed?! If you believe that, you're even more of a bimbo than you look!"

"Mind your tongue, you icy mummy-stealing slut!" Tashi snarled.

"Hey, uh, ladies?" WilyKat interjected. They both turned to him. "Don't forget it's MUMM-RA whose ass we want to kick here. He's screwed all three of us, and you two got it more ways than one. Let's screw him for a change." Both Tashi and Chilla nodded and exchanged looks of agreement. "And" WilyKat added "we shouldn't fight each other... unless, you'd, uh, like to..." he suggested, getting a hard-on thinking about doing the two of them.

Tashi noticed the tent in the crotch of his tunic and smiled, first at him and then at Chilla. "Hmmm, I suppose we have a little time to indulge his whims... I do owe you a favor for bringing Mumm-Ra's indiscretion to my attention." Tashi also thought WilyKat was a pretty hot young guy. He may not have had Mumm-Ra's powerful blue muscled body, but he was a cute distraction nonetheless. Chilla wasn't bad looking either, she might be fun too, Tashi thought as she reached over and began feeling WilyKat's stiff one through his clothes. "Besides" Chilla conceded "we can have a little fun before kicking Mumm-Ra's horny ass back into the sarcophagus where it belongs."

Chilla joined Tashi and helped her by removing his clothing, leaving him naked and at their mercy in the pyramid. The two women then dropped their own clothing and converged on him at once, knocking him to the floor, his rock-hard member pointing straight up at the ceiling.  Tashi and Chilla's eyes met, and the two of them began licking it together, slowly and sensuously, teasing him. He reached up and began running his fingers through their hair and pressing their heads closer to his meaty organ. Tashi leaned over and closed her lips over the head and began to suck on it in earnest, while Chilla wrapped her cool mouth around the base and licked her way up it, eventually meeting Tashi's mouth halfway down the thick shaft.  Their mouths pushed at each other, until they each removed their lips from WilyKat altogether and kissed one another hungrily.
WilyKat looked up, part of him peeved at being ignored temporarily and the other part of him turned on by watching the two of them as they explored one another.

Tashi then broke the embrace and sat astride WilyKat, lowering herself onto his throbbing erection. Instinctively he began to thrust, and she moved with him. Chilla sat above WilyKat and nestled his head between her thighs while watching him and Tashi go at it. She then leaned over, allowing WilyKat to access her snatch with his mouth while she reached for Tashi, who took her into her arms and completed the menage-a-trois.

***

Once back in the room, they had to figure out how to get dressed while handcuffed. After some weird bodily contortions on both their parts and a considerable amount of time and effort, they managed to do it.  Lion-O finished attaching the claw shield to his belt, picked up the Sword of Omens. "Hold still Alluro, I might be able to break us apart with this." Lion-O took aim, but nearly removed both their hands as he swung it. It collided with the chain but didn't break it. "Oh dammit, now is not the time for the fuckin' sword to fail!" he yelled.

"Forget it for now, we'll get the key back, or get another one. I don't want to lose any limbs over this!" Alluro answered with annoyance.

"Well it was your bright idea to use these things in the first place!"

"I didn't hear you complaining when I was putting them on." Alluro shot back. "In fact, you were the one begging for more! Hell, you were the one who called me and wanted to have this little 'get together' in the first place!"

"Oh yeah, well if you hadn't done that stupid Valentine's day thing with WilyKit, Cheetara, Mumm-Ra, and the rest of them and made me so fucking horny, I wouldn't have had to call you and set this up!" Lion-O shot back heatedly.

Alluro raised an eyebrow. "So you're saying this is *my* fault? What's that old saying, Lion-O... 'it takes two to tango'?" Alluro then began yanking him around the room, apparently looking for something, and getting angrier. "Where the hell is my goddam psyche club?!" he shouted, kicking a heap of laundry aside.

Lion-O glanced around, calming down a bit. Losing his temper wasn't helping the situation much, and he didn't want this to get any worse, if that was possible. There were only 3 ways he could think of to get out it, which were asking Mandora for a key, asking Bengali to smash them apart with the hammer, or asking Panthro to do it with one of his inventions. None of them sounded appealing, as they would have to explain to Mandora why they had her stolen cuffs, and Panthro and Bengali would take great pleasure in making fun of him. He scanned the room, looking for Alluro's psyche club. "It was here before, when I came over. Remember, you set it over there after we--"

"Well it's not there!" he snapped. "Did that midget bitch take that too?"

Lion-O got an idea. "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight! Show me Alluro's psyche club!" He gave the command and the two of them stared through the crossbars. A vivid image of WilyKat, having sex with Chilla and Tashi in the black pyramid came to them. The psyche club was shown laying on WilyKat's clothes.

"WilyKat used it to get Chilla and Tashi to sleep with him?" Alluro asked. "I would be impressed if I weren't furious that he stole it from me. He looks like he's having... a great deal of fun." he continued, his voice calming as the vision of the threesome aroused him. Alluro became transfixed on the scene, and got turned on as he watched the three of them contort themselves into delicious positions.

Lion-O turned to Alluro. "Come on, let's go get your club from them, and then we'll figure out a way to get out of these handcuffs." Lion-O looked again at the X-rated vision the sword was showing him, and grew aroused. He realized it had the same effect on Alluro and gave him a suggestive smile. "That is, only if you really want to get out of these right away..."

***

Mumm-Ra took Cheetara, who was dressed in a rather low cut and tacky dress with spiked heels, into the Third Earth Casino, the hottest new nightspot on the planet. It was a palace of gambling, drinking, tacky floor shows, and of course, an instant wedding chapel. Tygra had been convinced, with a little help from the doom gaze (and the threat of becoming the newest porno star on Third Earth after Mumm-Ra stole his video of him and Ben-Gali) , to be the best man. Mumm-Ra planned on marrying her as soon as he could, to ensure his evil plans would work and, more importantly, to get a constant source of good sex. He couldn't wait to take Cheetara back and do her in the pyramid. He would turn the cauldron into a hot tub and maybe tie her to one of the Ancient Spirits of Evil statues... and then they would depart on their honeymoon on a Dead Sea cruise. He couldn't wait! He felt a stirring in his loins and realized he was getting another hard on. He wanted to marry her now and fuck her again!

"Can I help you?" a reptile wearing a tacky show outfit with a black feather boa at the desk that bore a great resemblance to Slythe asked.

Mumm-Ra blinked in astonishment, then told him arrogantly. "I want to get in the wedding chapel as soon as I can, to marry that special someone."

Slythe frowned. "What about me, yessss? Surely I can make you happier than this ssssspotted bimbo!"

"Watch it, mutant!" Cheetara snarled. "Or I'll shove my staff where the sun don't shine!"

"Heh heh, don't bother, he'd like it too much." Mumm-Ra sneered. "Tygra, be a good best man and set this up. We'll wait until we're called."

"Sure, Mumm-Ra." the doom-gazed Tygra replied. After threatening Slythe with bodily harm, he got him to set up the ceremony, and told Mumm-Ra that they could expect to start in a half hour.

"Half an hour", Mumm-Ra said to himself, "half an hour until my revenge on the Thundercats is complete, MWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!"

To pass the time while they were waiting to get hitched, Mumm-Ra decided to play a few rounds of blackjack and craps.  "C'mon, Daddy needs a new sarcophagus!" he yelled as he tossed the dice.  "Seven!" announced the dealer.  "Hot damn!" Mumm-Ra yelped as a stack of gold was placed in his holdings.

Cheetara leaned over the side of the table to get a view of his winnings and one of her boobs popped out of the top of her sleazy dress.  "Oops," she giggled, and stuffed the melon back down where it belonged.  Mumm-Ra noticed this and got an idea.  "Stand next to me hon."  Obediently she moved closer to him and he put his arm around her, letting it slide down her chest.  The top of her dress just barely covered her nipples, and he tugged it down so that they were fully exposed.

Instantly every gambler at the table riveted their attention on Cheetara's bare breasts.  It wasn't long before Mumm-Ra, having taken advantage of their inattention, was cheating like crazy and raking in the dough.