Flashers 2: Playing Games

by Jackalmann and Cheeezey

There was a bright flash of light, and Lion-O, Cheetara, Alluro, Chilla, and Jackal-man landed in an open field in a heap of tangled limbs. Five pairs of eyes blinked in unison, taking in the situation. "Are... are we back?" Jackalman wondered aloud.

Lion-O, Cheetara, Alluro, and Jackalman were completely nude. Chilla had on crotch-less leather panties, a low-cut leather halter-top, and a spiked choker. This spiked choker, though quite attractive on her, was making Lion-O extremely uncomfortable as it pressed into his butt.

"Get your face out of my--ass off of my--elbows are pressing right into my--watch those claws you--my god, it's huge!"

After mumbling and grumbling the five extricated themselves from the fleshy tangle and looked around. The fact that they were enemies had no impact at all on them, they just stared at the landscape and jumped for joy. Well, Cheetara jumped for joy, the other four, including Chilla, half jumped and mostly stared at the cheetah's breasts bobbling heavily up and down, trying not to drool.

"We're home!" she cried.

The rest of them smiled and high-fived and shook hands, and then it slowly started sinking in on them. "Wait," said Jackalman, "were you guys in a spooky old house, and there were these nosy kids..."

The others nodded solemnly and shivered as one. "Well," said Lion-O, "seeing as how we are, ahem, unarmed, I suggest we get the hell out of here and go home." For once, this sounded like a very intelligent plan to all of them.

Without another word they dispersed, enemies once more. Jackalman began the long walk towards Castle Plundarr, and Lion-O and Cheetara began their nude hike towards the Tower of Omens, the closest structure to them as near as they could figure.

Alluro and Chilla stood in the field indecisively. "Hisss, which way should we go?"

"Don't ask me! Skytomb moves around a lot." Alluro replied with a shrug.

"Well I'm sure if we headed for DarkSide--"

"IF it is in DarkSide," he interrupted. "I don't relish the thought of wandering around in that wasteland naked and unarmed hoping we spot them."

"Well I think we should head for DarkSide!" Chilla insisted.

"Well I don't!"

"Fine! You wait here, you pansssy! When I find Skytomb I'll have them come around to pick you up...after I ssstart feeling like a good lay."

"Fine! When I find it first, we'll come looking for you, after I get the urge to see you table dancing drunk again!" Alluro retorted.

"Fine!" she hissed back, and turned to walk away.

"Fine!" he yelled at her as she grew farther out of range.

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

***

[Mumm-Ra]
In a distant corner of this realm, Mumm-Ra, not exactly the same Mumm-Ra that they knew, but very, very similar, stared into his cauldron to see what was happening on Third Earth. Mostly to keep tabs on that annoying uncle of his that had recently shown up and who was so determined to throw a monkey wrench into all of his evil plans. He gasped when he saw Lion-O and Cheetara walking around naked in the direction of the Tower of Omens.

"What in the name of the ancients is all of this about?" he wondered. As he watched them walk, especially Cheetara, with her hips swaying, breasts lightly bouncing, and firm, shapely buttocks being displayed for him, he became a bit distracted, wishing that Tashi was back in his pyramid with him so he could have a little more fun with her.

Mumm-Ra shook his head. Attractive or not, they were enemies, and he had no time for such foolishness. He had evil plans to carry out-- and he'd never get a better chance to be rid of Lion-O than now, while the Lord of the Thundercats was naked, vulnerable, and unarmed. He cackled at his good fortune and double-checked the vision. Sure enough, there was no weapon on Lion-O, except the one between his legs-- which while he had to admit was impressive, was not exactly the key to defeating the mighty 'Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living'.

He chanted his transformation speech, morphed into his powerful blue form, and flew off to the spot where the naked Thundercats were walking, ready to take out his enemies for good.

***

Alluro wandered through the woods a little ways, looking for a good spot to relax and plan out a way to get Skytomb's attention so they could pick him up-- and he could then prove to Chilla that he had been right and her wrong. He found a clearing and just sat down when he thought he heard something.

***

Chilla walked along for what felt to her like hours. It seemed that Third Earth was somehow different than she remembered. Oh sure, most of it looked the same, but something about it just seemed off, little details here and there, that she couldn't quite make sense of. She shrugged and chalked it up to that strange experience in the house with the humans and continued on her way.

Eventually she saw a sign that said "Nai Village" with an arrow pointing on a path to the left. She frowned. What the hell was a Nai, and why hadn't she ever heard of this village before? Her curiousity aroused, she walked in the direction of it. Maybe these Nai would be able to tell her where Skytomb was... and if they didn't, she would just freeze them for the fun of it, and add a frozen Nai or two to her collection of frozen Berbils and Wollos. They did make such pretty ice sculptures in her quarters in Skytomb, after all.

After walking a mile or so, she came upon a busy little village on the waterfront, with weird looking people who seemed to have grapes for hair. She looked around for an interesting place to stop, shooting cold and dangerous glares to those that dared to stare at her (even though a frozen Lunatac in bondage gear was quite an attention-grabber). She even frosted a few of the annoying ones in the process, including a four year old brat who'd made a loud comment about the "big scary blue lady in a dog collar".

Chilla stopped when she saw a seedy-looking bar on the waterfront and grinned. Now this seemed like her kind of place. Why not stop for a strong drink before finding Skytomb? She sure could use a double shot of whiskey right about now, especially after that weird incident in the creaky old house. She strode on in.

There was a bit of a surprised hush when she walked in, but soon everyone else's attention went back to a commotion more towards the back of the bar. Insulted, Chilla made her way through the crowd to see what could possibly be more interesting than her. What she saw was what looked like a half-Thunderian half-Lunatac female standing on a table doing a striptease. Beneath her was a robot, who had he been an organic creature, would have been drooling as he leered at the creature. Upon closer investigation, Chilla was astonished to realize that the robot was none other than her ex-boyfriend Captain Cracker... apparently having been tuned up a little since she'd last seen him.

***

[Mumm-Ra]
He landed before the Lord of the Thundercats and his naked female with a mad cackle. "Eyahahahah! I'd ask if there was anything in your pocket, Lion-O, but I can see quite clearly that you are just happy to see me!" The mummy's hands glowed as he prepared to assualt them both with red lightning.

"Mumm-Ra!" gasped Lion-O, and he stepped forward. His free hanging meat bounced in a distracting manner as he did so. "Quick Cheetara, run to the Tower of Omens for help!"

Cheetara grimaced. She didn't have anything against being naked. In fact she was quite used to being both naked and on her back. But she was extremely wary of using her super speed without a reinforced sports bra on. Two of her notable advantages turned into large disadvantages without one.

"Er, okay Lion-O," she said, and cupped her mounds in her hands and hugged her arms close to her chest. She was off and running in a flash, praying that her boobs wouldn't flop around so hard that they tore off of her chest.

[Mumm-Ra]
"Eyahahaha! Nice try, Lion-O, but now that we are alone, it won't matter if she brings back help! You are going down, Lion-O!"

"I thought you'd never ask, Mumm-ra!" beamed Lion-O, his penis growing erect between his legs. "Now that she's gone we can get it on, just like the old days!" Lion-O swiveled his hips suggestively and ran his hands along his naked sides.

[Mumm-Ra]
He stopped. The menacing glow from his hands and eyes faded away and he took a nervous step back from the crazily gyrating Thundercat. "Er...what the hell are you talking about? We never performed the sexual act, you depraved dunderhead!"

Lion-O waggled his stiffened meat at the mummy and put his hands on his hips angrily. "You always say that! You have to have the most selective memory of any mummy I have ever met! Just admit it man! You've done me, you've done Cheetara. You've done Snarf...hell man, you've done everyone! So drop the act and let's get it on before she comes back!"

[Mumm-Ra]
He was now backing away from this demented creature. Lion-O was waving his penis around like a loaded weapon, and Mumm-Ra was growing afraid that it might go off. "You...you're crazy Lion-O! Crazy and sick! I...I want my Ancient Spirits of Evil!" bawled the terrified mummy as he flew away.

"Come back here and take like a man!" yelled Lion-O after the retreating mummy.

***

Jackalman walked up to the door of Castle Plundarr with a skip in his step, whistling a merry little tune. He rang the doorbell. "Hey everyone, I'm back! Nyah-hah-hah!"

[Vulureman]
"Cawww! Kill the traitor!!!"

Every weapon in the castle opened up on Jackalman, who fled screaming across the drawbridge. "What'd I do? What'd I do?!!" he whined shrilly as he huffed across the ground, blasts striking all around him.

[Slythe]
"What did you do? You left us for that Thunder-slut, broke both my arms with your psychic powers, trashed half the castle, became a Thundercat, had half-breed babies, and founded your own religion! And that was just last week, yesss?!"

Jackalman gulped as he dove for cover. "Um...sorry?"

***

[Cracker]
He looked over to see who the newcomer was, and almost choked on his rum. Well, as much as a robot could choke on anything. Oh no, he thought, not her, not now. Here he was about to get lucky with mega-hot Thundertac Snowfall, and in walks the one meat body in the galaxy that he had never been able to resist.

"Arrr, ahoy there, Chilla!" he said from his prone position on the ground.

"Hisss, Captain Cracker," she said huskily to the one robot in the galaxy that she had never been able to resist. "I see you have a new chassis."

[Cracker]
"Who, her? Arrr, she's me first mate, well, second mate. Ye were the first." It dawned upon his drunken mind that chassis was not French for slut, as he had originally thought, but rather referred to his body. "Oh, me new digs! Well, I finally figured, I'm so good at building robots, why not build a body fer meself. I was able to build me parts...much better this time around."

Chilla almost drooled. "Oh really," she said, sidling closer to him. "All the parts?"

[Cracker]
He grinned and unzipped his pants, letting the heavy metal segmented rod he called the 'Lust Piston' spill out onto the floor. He had designed it himself to be the mother of all dildos. The best a woman could get, and it was between his legs.

Chilla almost fainted at the sight of it.

[Snowfall]
"Hey there you froshty...slu-(hic)...slu-(hic)...you froshty chassis! Leave my lover alone!" The half-tiger from the frozen moon of Plundarr, topless, aroused, and drunk off her ass, stumbled down from the table to face her nemisis. "That's my cheap-(hic) thrill, missy!" she slurred.

Chilla narrowed her eyes gleefully.

***

"Hello there?" said Alluro. "Tug-Mug, is that you?"

[Monkey]
"No, I'm not Tug-Mug, I'm Monkey. Who are you?"

Alluro's tongue lolled out of his mouth as the woman stepped out from behind a tree. She was exotic, beautiful, and completely naked. His eyes roved up and down her tight, muscular body. "Well hello there, Monkey!" he said in his smoothest voice. "My name is Alluro." He took a step closer to her.

[Monkey]
She did not back off at all, and grinned at him broadly. "Ah, I see you hate clothes too!" she said brightly and danced up to him. "I can't stand them, never wear them if I can help it. Vasz wears them when we are on the move, but not around camp. She's my lover." She reached out and shamelessly grabbed his huge, dangling penis and gave it a tug and a squeeze. "Oooh, I bet you'd make a great lover too! I like your penis a lot! Come on back to camp with me and I'll introduce you to the others!" she said excitedly.

Alluro didn't need to be asked twice. His shaft was already stiffening at the manhandling it was receiving, so to speak. "My pleasure!" he said, as the naked woman pulled him along by his tool. Whoever she was, she didn't seem to have a self-conscious bone in her body. And what a body it was. If her friends were anything like her then this wasn't Third Earth they had returned to. This was Heaven.

***

Cheetara arrived at the Tower of Omens, panting and clutching her sore breasts. "Please, let me in! Mumm-Ra just attacked Lion-O and I in the woods!" she shouted into the intercom. The door unlocked and she went inside, where there were several people... many whom she had never seen before! "Wh... what?" she muttered, speechless.

[Cheetaro]
"Cheetara, are you all right? What happened? Where are your clothes? Where's Mumm-Ra?" he asked.

A look of utter confusion crossed Cheetara's face. "What? Who are you? How do you know my name?"

[Cheetaro]
His face fell. "You... you don't recognize me? Cheetara, it's me, Cheetaro... your twin brother!"

[Sharpclaw]
"You know who I am, don't you Cheetara? Are you all right? What happened?" asked another cheetah, this one a younger female.

Cheetara looked around, panicked. "I don't know any of you! I don't have any brothers or sisters! Oh no, this is awful... I just want to go home!" she cried, bursting into tears.

[Sharpclaw]
At Cheetara's declaration, she grew angry. "What do you mean you don't have any brothers or sisters? How could you say such a thing?!"

[Cheetaro]
"But you are home... unless you mean the Lair?"

[Tygra]
"Hold on, maybe I can straighten this out." he said, walking over and putting his arms around the naked and sobbing cheetah. He couldn't help but appreciate seeing her naked again, he'd missed that sight since they'd left Thundera. Still, he couldn't think about his crush on her now, he had to console her and find out what happened. "Cheetara," he said gently "just tell us what happened, exactly, from the beginning."

Cheetara leaned heavily on Tygra. "Well, first it started when Lion-O and I were having sex. Then we were transported to another dimension with Alluro, Chilla, and Jackalman and there was this old house and these humans solving a mystery and then we slept with them too and we wound up naked in the woods and we tried to come home but Mumm-Ra attacked and I ran home and it hurt because I didn't have a sports bra and now I come here and there are siblings I didn't know I had and I just want to go back home and back to my Third Earth!!" she sobbed, rambling incoherently against Tygra.

Her story got some interesting reactions.

[Snarfer]
"Snarfer snarfer, you had sex with Lion-O? But what about Lionessa? I thought he loved her... and ooh, did Alluro and Chilla hurt you? Those Lunatacs are naaas-tyyy!"

[WileyClaw]
The older cougar Thunderian frowned. Now he really didn't have a chance at becoming romantically involved with the attractive young cheetah, if she was sleeping with the Lord himself behind his fiancee's back.

[Lynx-O]
"Wait, Jackalman was with you too? Oh no, I must find Pumyra and send her to look for him, so she and the children don't worry!" He immediately got on the braille board and called for her.

[Cheetaro and Sharpclaw]
They were still pouting and hurt that their own sister didn't recognize them, and were wondering how long this thing with her and Lion-O had been going on behind Lionessa's and everyone else's back.

[Tygra]
"Do you remember me, Cheetara?" he asked with concern, and then smiled when she nodded. "Excellent, how about my younger brothers Tygro and Tygran?" She looked at him aghast.

He wondered if maybe Cheetara had stumbled upon Silky's cave beneath the earth like he had a couple of years back. "Cheetara...did you take any blows to the head recently?" Tygra asked her quietly, and smiled when she nodded.

Cheetara was offended, and even more upset. "You don't believe me... none of you believe me! You think I'm crazy! Well it happened!! And I don't know who half of you even are, so just leave me alone!" she cried, and ran upstairs.

[Tygra]
He saw her flee, then looked at the others. "I'd better go after her and make sure she's all right. The rest of you find Pumyra so we can send her to find her mate and locate Lion-O. If Cheetara is right and he is in trouble with Mumm-Ra he will need all the help he can get." he told the others, and followed Cheetara upstairs.

Cheetara ran blindly through the hallways until she came across a room that was empty and entered it, slamming the door behind her. She laid down on the bed, trying to figure out what had happened. Obviously she had not come back to the Third Earth that she knew, now she was in some strange parallel universe where she had siblings and Jackalman was their friend and Lion-O had some girlfriend named Lionessa. She had to get out and get back home, but how? Her mind raced for a solution... there was only one... the same way she'd gotten out of the weird creaky old house filled with humans. She'd have to have sex with someone in this dimension! But who? Her answer came as Tygra walked into the room...

[Tygra]
He found Cheetara collapsed, on a bed in one of the upstairs bedrooms, still naked, and apparently still very upset. "Cheetara, it's ok. You know I am always willing to listen to you. Just let it all out." he said as he sat on the bed next to her.

With a pouty and decidedly sexy look, Cheetara sat up and greeted him. "I'm so glad you're here, Tygra!" she purred softly, and put her arms around him, hugging him tightly.

[Tygra]
"Of course I am, you know that I will do anything for you." replied the tiger, hugging her in return, and enjoying the feel of her fur against his hands and her naked body against his clothes. "If there is anything I can do to make you feel better, just tell me."

Cheetara smiled. Now she had an open invitation! "There is one thing, something that would be very nice." she hinted, a seductive node in her voice.

[Tygra]
"Name it."

"Make love to me, Tygra. Right here, right now." she purred.

[Tygra]
His eyes lit up with excitement and his jaw dropped. He couldn't believe his good luck! She wanted him? She was as crazy about him as he was about her? This was great! No way could he turn down that offer! He met her eyes and smiled. "There's nothing I'd like to do more," he told her, then kissed her and pressed her down on the bed beneath him.

His lips met hers, and Cheetara kissed him back passionately, deeply and hungrily exploring every corner of his hot mouth. She tugged at his tight uniform with her clawed fingers and tore long gouges in it, and in no time at all completely removed him from his uniform. Immediately their hands flew to each other's bodies, exploring, touching, rubbing, and exciting everywhere they made contact. Cheetara laid down and pulled him on top of her, and waited for him to give her what she wanted... and with any luck at all, she'd be home again.

***

[Mumm-Ra]
Back in safety of his pyramid, he paced back and forth, deeply disturbed by the encounter with Lion-O. How could he have propositioned him? Was that some strange new Thundercat tactic? Nervously he looked back into the cauldron. He could still see Lion-O yelling in the spot he'd left him in... and now the Thundercat had a hard-on that rivalled the size of the Sword of Omens. He wasn't faking this, he was excited! How sick was this Thundercat?! "I ought to take you out right now just on general principles." Mumm-Ra muttered. He looked in the cauldron again. Lion-O was still unarmed. Maybe if he teleported him to the Black Pyramid, he could just kill him now and be done with it. Yes, that was a plan. He stepped forward. "Ancient Spirits of Evil, use your magic to teleport that depraved and doomed Thundercat, Lion-O, to my black pyramid! EAAHAAAHAAAA!!!"

A brilliant flash of light came from the statues, zapped out of the top of the pyramid, and seconds later, the beam vanished and there stood the newly materialized form of Lion-O.

The naked horny Thundercat flashed a cocky, boyish grin at the mummy. "I knew you couldn't resist me! You want me, and you want me bad! Why don't you just admit it? You know I can show you a good time."

[Mumm-Ra]
"What?! You dare to proposition the mighty Mumm-Ra again?! I have brought you here only so I could kill you, Thundercat! Take this!" he shouted, and blasted Lion-O with a flash of red lightning.

Lion-O dodged the shot. "Oh Mumm-Ra, don't you realize by now that it's so much fun when we make love instead of war? C'mere... let me up that cute short skirt and I'll get rid of this foul mood of yours real quick."

[Mumm-Ra]
His only response was to roar in anger and disgust and try to zap him again.

The shot missed Lion-O by mere inches. "Come on, Mumm-Ra, why don't you stop this? We could do the bubble bath in your cauldron again, I'd love the chance to lather you up again, Mumm sweetie..."

[Mumm-Ra]
"I would never touch you, much less take a bath with you, you... you... Thunder-slut!" he shouted in a fury, and began shooting madly in all directions, anything to take out that sex-crazed lunatic which Lion-O had become.

"Now *that's* the Mumm-Ra I know and love." Lion-O said with a smirk, then charged at him. With unbelievable speed and force, he barreled right into the angry mummy and toppled them both over, with Lion-O on top of him pinning him to the ground. The horny Thundercat used the opportunity to grab some quick feels of Mumm-Ra's muscular chest, before sliding his hand up the mummy's skirt and fondling the ever-living source of evil's impressive immortal tool.

[Mumm-Ra]
"What--what is the meaning of this?! Stop that! Stop that right now you... ahh... get me off! I mean get off me, you sick Thundercat!" he raged, both angry and a bit scared. Scared because the more Lion-O fondled his cock, the more stiff and excited it became, and the more he was pondering screwing the Lord of the Thundercats over in both the literal and figurative senses of the word.

Hearing Mumm-Ra's freudian slip and fondling his ever-growing, ever-living erection, Lion-O himself became more excited. Maybe he and Mumm-Ra would be able to have more of their usual "fun" before he made his way back home to the lair. This would be not a bad way to celebrate his homecoming at all...

***

Still being led around by the mysterious Monkey like a dog on a leash (a leash that was growing harder with every step of the walk back to her camp), Alluro lustfully watched every movement of the naked woman's body as they made their way to wherever it was that Monkey was taking him. Soon they had arrived at what appeared to be a settlement of some sort, complete with campfire and a few others. Two were some form of humanoid canines, one female and one male, while the third appeared to be a warrior maiden. All of them were naked or nearly so, and he had to admit that they were all attractive, even the canine creatures.

[Vasz]
She stood up as Monkey led in the newcomer. "Who's he?"

[Monkey]
"Vasz, Kindis, Wolfgang, this is Alluro!" Monkey said cheerfully with a huge grin. She let go of his now rather hard member long enough to put an arm around his waist in a hug as she introduced him to the others. "I just met him in the woods over there, and he is going to join in our fun later if that's all right with you guys. But I want to play with this first!" she said excitedly, groping at his cock again.

"Anything you say my dear." Alluro agreed, smiling at the others and at the attractive woman fondling him yet again. He looked over the others, who had all stood to greet him.

***

"Leave me alone!" sniffled the battered jackal as he fled in terror from his former comrades. This wasn't the way things were supposed to be. He bumped right into another mutant and fell back onto his ass. He jumped up to his feat fearfully, but stopped before he ran.

There was something wrong with the monkey mutant towering before him. Finally, he put his finger on it. It was a she, and she had massive simian breasts.

[Monkia]
"Hoo Hoo Hoo! Get your finger off of my boobs!"

"Sorry," he sniveled shakily. This was wrong, all wrong. There was no such ting as female mutants. Everyone knew that. His head was starting to hurt. In a moment of unusual clarity it came to him…he wasn't home at all.

The other mutants were coming over the hill, surrounding him. He was finished! He cringed and sank to his knees, awaiting the inevitable. That's when the explosions started. Soon all the mutants were crying out in pain and fear, and they were running out of sight.

Jackalman peeked through the fingers he was holding over his eyes. Who had his savior been? Then he saw her. "P-p-pumyra?"

[Pumyra]
"Of course! Lynx-O warned me that you might be in trouble, as usual." She looked from side to side slyly. "Say, our babies are asleep at the Tower of Omens, and it's been far too long since we've…you know."

"Huh?"

[Pumyra]
She smiled wickedly and tackled him. "Shut up and put out, my mate!"

***

Tygra sighed as the naked cheetah spread her legs above him. "I...I never thought this could happen. You always seemed so distant," he beamed as he reached up to stroke her lightly furred breasts.

Cheetara began purring as he stroked her breasts. "I never thought this could happen either, Tygra... I thought you only loved Bengali," she said dreamily, half closing her eyes at his touch. "I am so glad I was wrong...oooohhhh...." She then reached up and squeezed the muscular cheeks of his back, slowly rubbing and moving down until she was fondling his sexy firm buttocks.

"Bengali? Why would I love him, he's sort of...male." His heart thumped as the shy Thundercat began to purr as she touched him. His shy hands crept up to grab her tight buns as well, stroking them down to her muscular legs.

"I don't know, just something I'd heard, but never mind that now..." she whispered. So in this strange universe Tygra was straight! Now that was a benefit...and he was in love with her, too! Not bad... she'd have to take full advantage of this, she hadn't been able to have Tygra ever since he came out of the closet, and she'd missed him. Panting with arousal, Cheetara reached for his stiffening striped tool and began to stroke it slowly and sensuously.

"I can't believe this is happening!" said Tygra with a pleasurable growl, planting a passionate kiss on her lips. The barriers were falling away, and the shy Thundercat was starting to feel his passion and his confidence rising. Among other things. He pulled her body close to his, thrilling at the feel of her perfect globes squashing against his rippling pecs.

"It is happening, oh, take me Tygra!" she moaned. She gave his erection a forceful tug and positioned it near her folds, then held him close to her hot and eager body, urging him to enter her.

With a smile that nearly split his face his moved his tip up into position with his fingers, and with a push from his hips his stiff rod pushed up into her. He cried out from the intense sensation of the penetration.

"OH!" Cheetara cried out in excitement. The sensation of Tygra's thick, throbbing cock parting her slick walls and his tight, muscular body rubbing against her was even better than she'd expected. Immediately she spread her legs as far as they would go and wrapped them around his waist, allowing him to probe her depths as fully as possible.

Tygra growled like a man possessed as her limbs slithered around him and looked up at her with passion flaming in his eyes. "I want you! I have always wanted you!" He rotated his hips and sent his meat pistoning into her, the friction of her walls sending a shiver through his body.

"Oh Tygra, I always wanted you too!" she gasped, adding silently to herself that she was glad Bengali was not his number one choice any more. She thrashed about like a wild woman beneath him, her aroused body slithering against his in every which way, moving about to maximize the stimulation and feel of his massive cock pounding in and out of her.

He grunted in joy and arousal as the writhing fresh of the cheetah rubbed across him in places and ways he had never imagined. He lifted his hips and began to pound down into her in a strong, steady rhythm as his own hands darted up and down her back, pressing her to him.

Cheetara cried out with another moan of pleasure, then another, as Tygra's increasing powerful pace began moving in such a way that it gave her clit a hard stimulation on each thrust. She grabbed onto him more tightly as her tension wound higher and higher, then screamed out his name in the throes of passion as an intense climax ripped through her excited body.

He roared out ashe felt her body cinch down tightly onto his, her shuddering clutch easily driving him over the edge as his warm passion spurted into her. "Oooh, <pant>, oooh, you were magnificent! <pant> And to think, we'll be together from now on!"

"Oh yes, Tygra, yes, yes--" Cheetara breathed, closing her eyes in ecstasy as she experienced the last few shudders of pleasure, and then—

POOMPF!

***

"Mmmm, rotten meat!" said Lion-O eagerly and slipped the mummy's cock into his mouth. Just then the Black Pyramid shook and a wall shattered inwards. Three red-haired lions, one male, two female, burst into the scene.

[Lion-O]
"Hooooo!" he cried, and energy leapt out from the Sword of Omens and knocked Mumm-Ra screaming back into his sarcophagus. "The Eyes of Thundera alerted Lionessa and myself to danger! Imagine my surprise to find out it was myself! You…I am safe now, rest easy, the mummy has been dispatched."

Lion-O grimaced and spat out the lump of meat that was still held firmly in his mouth by suction. "Oh, sorry Mumm-Ra, that has to hurt." The he caught sight of one of the bodacious female lions. "Hey baby! I'm the Lord of the Thundercats, want to bow down and worship me?"

[Lionera]
She was flushed with eager excitement. She didn't know that she was his sister, and she was highly attracted to him. He was engaged to Lionessa, so she didn't think she had a chance. But now that there were two Lion-O's they could both have one! "I'd love to! But do you think it is wise, we've just met, and I can't really fight yet, but with you to protect me and teach me I am sure I could become a Thundercat, and train me to use my swords and teach me the Code of Thundera, and…"

Lion-O's attention had drifted elsewhere after the first few words. His eyes wandered to the other lioness, with her tight, damaged costume exposing her tremendous breasts. And right behind her was the most beautiful Thundercat he had ever seen in his life. He pushed past Lionera and Lionessa and jumped his own bones.

***

[Monkey]
She pulled the tall Lunatac forward so the others could see his attributes. "Dibs!" she called, and threw him roughly to the ground. She licked her lips and dove down atop him, giving his shaft a long lick with her tongue.

Alluro was startled by Monkey's enthusiastic tackle, but quickly recovered, especially when the attractive woman began to lick his now-throbbing member. He reached up with one hand and ran his fingers through Monkey's hair. He pressed her head closer to him, urging her to take him into her mouth, while he used the other to reach farther and take hold of one of the woman's ample breasts, and began to squeeze and play with it.

[Monkey]
"Mmmm!" moaned Monkey as she eagerly slipped the cock into her mouth. She rolled her tongue around it and sucked like candy, forcing in more and more of it until it filled her mouth and tickled her throat. Finally she had the entire length in and sucked the base and played with his sack with her fingers and lips. She was a meat and potatoes girl, all the way.

"Ahhhh..." Alluro whispered excitedly, pressing his hips forward as Monkey feasted on his member. "Come here, my feisty pet." he said, somewhat hypnotically, and writhed around until the two of them were arranged in a 69 position. Once he had her above him, he spread her toned, tight legs and exposed the wet, aroused flesh between them. He let out another coo of delight as her fingers and mouth worked magic on his cock, then extended his tongue and began to lick taste the juicy folds.

[Monkey]
"Mmph! Mmmph mmph mph!" she said happily and began to suck and jerk his mighty tool, slurping up any saliva that escaped as she tugged it up and down with her head. His tongue found its way into her cleft and she shivered in hot flashes of pleasure as the others looked on interestedly.

Alluro let out low lustful growl of pleasure as Monkey picked up her pace and he in turn increased his, exploring her womanhood with his lips and penetrating her with his tongue several times before moving it up to flick it across her swollen clit in fast, rough strokes.

[Monkey]
She gyrated her hips and pressed them back onto his face, forcing him deeper. He was taller than she, so she had to back his penis out of her mouth to press onto him, but luckily his rod was so long she could still nibble the tip, pulling it flat against his lower stomach. Now Vasz began to look on lustily.

Impressed and excited even more by her force, he continued to consume all that she was giving him, slurping up her wetness while sucking hard on her snatch. He brought her knob between his lips and tugged on it while jerking back and forth, then he opened his mouth wide and slid his tongue as deep inside her as it would go once more.

[Monkey]
She let go and cried in pleasure as her body began to tremble and shake, and hot fluids inside her flowed more easily, lubricating her walls. She worked his rod with her hands and rubbed her face against his belly as she began to moan out her growing excitement.

Alluro's hungry mouth eagerly lapped up all of her hot juices as her climax faded. He could feel his own building inside him as Monkey's soft face rubbed against his skin and her hands kneaded and tugged on his hot, throbbing member.

[Vasz, Wolfgang, Kindis]
Vasz couldn't take it anymore, and she piled on. The others followed soon after, as Monkey continued to yell and trill out her ecstasy. Flesh and fur mingled as the two nude canines piled on, and Kindis hurled off her leather top and loincloth and joined the pile.

Alluro gasped as a large penis, Wolfgang's at a guess, slid along his flesh. He could feel fingers and breasts pressing against him too. Monkey was shaking as she came a second time. Kindis' head was buried between the exotic woman's legs. Alluro cried out in delight as the squirming pile of naked flesh pressed down on him.

***

[Lion-O]
"What am I doing???" cried Lion-O in surprise as his doppelganger tackled him. "Are you some kind of evil clone?"

Lion-O grinned at his double. He was so handsome, so masculine, so studly...if this was what he looked like, no wonder no woman or man on Third Earth could resist him! He was a STUD!!! "I'm not a clone, and I'm not evil... but I can be if you want me to..." he offered flirtatiously to the attractive redheaded double.

The other Lion-O's hands on his chest made him distinctly uncomfortable. "Of course I don't want you to be evil! I'm good!" His heart started beating faster as the other him leaned close. "Damn...I really am handsome," he said, startled to see his hands had slipped around his, the other his, waist.

"Yes, I am, aren't I?" Lion-O replied with a cocky, but not condescending grin to the other Lion-O beneath him as he pulled him closer. He moved his face inches from that of his double, and whispered to him. "I'm good too, we're both good... let's find out just how much." he urged, and pressed his lips to the other Lion-O's.

Lion-O pulled back from the kiss, but the dams of passion broke loose inside him. He'd wanted Lionera. He'd had Lionessa. But nothing, nothing seemed as sweet as this. "Oh me! Take me...I mean take us!" He arched his back under himself and began feeling his muscles.

"There's nothing I'd like more." Lion-O said to the other, and lay down on top of him, pressing him to the floor, and kissing him hungrily. He reached around to pinch the tight buttocks he had admired so many times in the mirror and felt his mighty "Sword of Omens" grow with arousal as he fondled the other Lion-O's mighty weapon with his other hand.

[Lionera and Lionessa]
They stared, jaws hanging wide open in disbelief as they saw the two Lion-O's start to go at it. "No…way!" they said in stereo.

[Lion-O]
Lion-O gasped in delight as he felt the powerful body grip him. He heaved slightly and shredded his clothing off, unashamedly returning his kisses with deep passion. He rubbed his hips against his hips. "Does this count as masterbation?"

Lion-O grinned slyly. "I don't know... as much as I would love to, I've never been able to do this to myself before." With that, Lion-O took his double's head in his hands and guided it down to his hard, throbbing cock, just at the opening of the other lion's mouth.

"Actually, I bet Pumyra is flexible enough to do this on her own," he mused before talking the mighty mouthful of meat into himself. He licked his wet, scratchy tongue under his shaft in delight. After all, he knew just what he wanted.

Lion-O shivered and purred as the other him feasted on his hot member. He ran his strong fingers through the other Lion-O's brilliant red mane and pulled his head closer, urging him to take in all of his manhood that he could handle.

Lion-O made delighted slurping noises as he rolled his tongue around the thick member and began to suck hard. He had to admit, he was delicious. "I'm better than Berbil fruit!" he exclaimed, and turned his body so that his other him could try himself.

"Hot damn, I never knew I was this good!" Lion-O growled as the other one lustily consumed his throbbing cock, before turning and taking the other Lion-O's also rock-hard and pulsing-with-heat organ, and taking it into his mouth with a ferocious roar of horny delight.

Lion-O grabbed his muscular buns and gave them a tight squeeze, feeling the rippling muscles beneath. "Damn, how could any woman resist me! I can't even resist myself!" He jerked his head up and down on the shaft, fast and hard, and then fondled his sack with his fingers.

"Oh, oh, mmmph, rmmm!" The sounds of Lion-O's delight at the other's words and actions in combination with the amazing sensation of sucking his own tool, on another body even, were driving him beyond wild. Lion-O opened his mouth wide and eased the other lion's cock slowly into his mouth, deeper and deeper, until his lips were at the base and the sensitive head had slipped into the other lion's throat. In the meantime, he was wildly thrashing his hips back and forth, feeling the tension rise inside him and ready to let go into the other Lion-O's willing mouth.

Lion-O's stiffened rod felt the wild sensations of his moist mouth and hard teeth and began jerking his own hips. His tip felt the back of his throat. He plunged his head down greedily on his other cock, sucking with tremendous pressure, as he felt his own rod about to announce its ecstasy with a 1 cum salute.

The manipulations of the other Lion-O's hardworking tongue and lips were more than he could handle, and he sucked hard on the meat in his mouth with one last jerk and shouted out a muffled "HOOOOOOOO!" as he spewed his sticky load into the other Thundercat lord's mouth.

Lion-O gulped down the semenous bounty greedily and then cleaned the glistening shaft with his tongue, giving it a grateful kiss on the tip. His own hips worked furiously until he quivered and let himself go, spurting out his own liquid refreshment. "HOOOOOO!" he yelled out. "Oh, I'm the best I ever had!"

As the sticky cream spurted into his hot, waiting mouth, Lion-O eagerly lapped it up as the other one had done to himself, then collapsed next to his sweaty double, panting, spent, and more satisfied than he'd ever been in his life. "Damn, I'm good..." Lion-O muttered, then.... POOOMPF!

***

Chilla loved this bar. Chilla had been about to freeze Snowfall, but the half-breed had picked just that moment to tear her top off as she table danced, and Chilla had to stop and stare. The breasts were beautiful, blue, covered with a light fur and dark blue stripes. Cracker had started boogeyin' down with his bad self and stripping off clothing too, and she was now almost uncertain which she wanted more.

Around then a black woman who had been watching the show turned into some kind of a rat dog, and chaos erupted. A bar brawl broke, sending bottles, chairs, and skull of unfortunate Nai flying all over the place. The only two that didn't seem involved in the fight were Hammerhand and some pirate woman covered in jewelry.

Chilla really loved this bar. Finally she made a choice. The light blue fur was tempting, but an old flame in a new body was just too much to pass up. And he had the correct equipment built in. She tackled Captain Cracker, knocking them both behind the bar as glass shards and blood sprayed everywhere.

"Hisss, hello there lover boy! Time for old Jolly Roger to get to work!" She didn't even have to rip off his clothes, he had already lost them all somehow.

[Cracker]
"Arrrr! That be my pleasure, me frosty, frigid female of fantasy!" said the robot, who seemed somehow drunk. The metal serpent between his legs swelled and straightened as Chilla looked on in blissful anticipation.

***

[Monkey]
She was heaving and gasping under all the bodies as various private organs were thrust into her mouth and other orifices, her favorite at the moment being her newest lover's sizable tool, with which he had just powerfully penetrated her depths.

Alluro groaned as at least three different hands plied their way around his naked body, inserting themselves into private places. Pairs of hard nipples pressed into his back. Closing his eyes for a moment in utter bliss, he began pounding in and out of the beautiful Monkey over and over again, and the pile of squirming bodies began pulsing together in an erotic rythym, bringing the entrie group together in a heaving mass of lustful pleasure.

Alluro thrust into the spasming body of Monkey again and again until she cried out yet again in untold ecstasy. Alluro arched his back as best he could under the writhing pile in delight as her stiffening muscles jerked his long rod and he went over the edge. Semen gushed into the joyously screaming woman as the others cried out for their turns.

"I love this place! I never want to go home!" cried out the spent Alluro.

POOMPF!

The pile collapsed down on upon itself as the space that used to contain Alluro became empty.

***

Jackalman was startled to say the least. He was pinned down to the ground underneath her, feeling her wriggling flesh atop him. "A-are you sure you've got the right guy?" he said timidly, and almost slapped himself. Who cared if he was the right guy, she was gorgeous...and those ears were huge!

[Pumyra]
She paused for a second and gave him a quizzical look. "What do you mean, of course I have the right guy!" she stated, then ended the conversation with a powerful, passionate kiss.

His reply was lost as their lips locked. "Oh yah, I remember now," he said slowly, and then cackled and grabbed the hem of her dress, slowly sliding it up over her bare thighs.

Pumyra began purring lightly as her dress was pulled upwards, and pressed against him harder, her tongue exploring fully inside his mouth and tasting him deeply, while her hand traveled slowly down his furred body to his ass, where it paused to give the cheek an affectionate squeeze.

He yelped happily as she squeezed his buns. He kept pulling the dress up until it slipped over her head and he stared longingly at her breasts. Bigger than the ears, even. His penis began to grow erect. "Nyah-hah-hah! I love this dimension!"

The comment made no sense to Pumyra, but she was far too aroused to be all that concerned about it. After allowing him to take in the site of her naked body, she spread herself out on top of him, planting feverish and excited kisses all over his face, while reaching down to stroke his mutant meat with her hand.

His extending rod stiffened and curved as she stroked it, and his hands reached up to cup her breasts as his thumbs stroked across her nipples and he kissed her neck.

Pumyra eagerly tugged and jerked on his tool, playing her fingers across it in a way that she had learned from their past encounters that drove him absolutely wild. As his hands and lips worked their magic on her body, she closed her eyes in rapture, and mumbled "Now, take me now!"

He didn't need to be asked twice. He rolled over atop her and let her hands guide his tip between her legs, and then with a thrust of his hips he slid into her. This was certainly trading up from the dogs he was used to hanging around with.

Pumyra moaned in excitement as she felt his stiff cock penetrate her. She pressed her body as close as she could to his, easing her deeper into her slick depths, and began to slowly rock back and forth as she held him against her and kissed the soft fur of his neck.

He was panting and trying to drool as he began to press his hips into her and thrusting upwards. He caught her mouth in a kiss again and let his long, canine tongue roll back into her throat, exploring her tongue as his hips worked.

A small, blissful moan escaped from Pumyra's throat as she experienced the sensation of his tongue tickling her throat and his thick tool moved deep inside her. She clutched at his furry skin with her fingers and dug them in, holding him tightly and urging him to go farther, faster, and harder.

With a primal bark of passion Jackalman increased his pace, pounding his hips into her faster and deeper, his lubricated shaft sliding into and out of her with long, quivering strokes of pleasure.

"Ohhhhh...." Pumyra moaned. The excited puma bucked and heaved with each thrust, allowing him to take her fully and fill her with passion and lust until her entire body went rigid and her insides exploded in an intense climax.

Her wildly jerking body under him turned him on totally. He was growing near the edge, so near, but he wasn't over yet. He redoubled his efforts thrusting down on her spasming body as her hot fluids made her insides even more accessible, barking out in bliss and howling.

Still shuddering from her first climax, Pumyra moved back and forth in time with his powerful thrusts and grasped him, eager to give him the same pleasure she was feeling.

He dipped his shoulders and took one of her perfect orbs into his most, slurping his tongue over her light fur hard nipple. His hips were pounding in a heated frenzy, until finally with a last burst of activity and noise his quaking rod released its load into her deep recesses.

The sensation of his tongue on her excited, sensitive flesh drove her wild. Moving faster and faster in synch with him, Pumyra let out a ragged scream of pleasure as he thrust into her for the final time and filled her with his essence. She fell helpless in his arms as a second climax overtook her and the two were lost in the pleasurable sensations together.

He panted and held her tight. He had never felt anything like that before. "Oh, that was great! You are the b--"

POOMPF!

[Jackal-man]
He came over the hill looking for his mate. He saw her naked, wet, spread-eagled, and sighing with joy. "Oh no, not again."

***

[Cracker]
"Arrr, it's been awhile, me frosty female!" he said as she pushed him down to the floor behind the bar. "How do ye like my new...special equipment?" he said slyly and the Lust Piston hummed to life.

"Hisss, not bad. Want to give me a demonstration on how it works?" Chilla said seductively, now straddling him and eyeing him up lustfully.

"Arrr, that'd be me pleasure, the demo reads: Insert Tab A into Slot B." He traced a cold metallic finger between her breasts and down the curve of her abdomen, down to between her legs. "But first we got to get those coverings off of Slot B, harr harr."

Chilla let out a small, wicked laugh, tore off her bondage gear, and got down on all fours above him, now fully naked. Her full breasts hung above his robotic face, just waiting to be touched.

His hard hands gleefully took hold of the bounty suspended above him, squeezing and kneading them together and rubbing vigorously. He pulled her down onto him sucked her mouth to his, so his long segmented tongue could probe into her mouth. The device between his legs, almost with a mind of its own, began rubbing its tip along her outer folds.

The frozen Lunatac hissed her icy, aroused breath into Cracker's robotic mouth as his mechanical tongue wrestled with hers, and gripped his hard metallic body tightly as his lust piston teased her rapidly thawing opening.

"Mmm, ye be ice hot, woman!" he said as his serpent-like tongue rolled around with hers. His metal chest pressed against hers, squashing her wonderfully organic mammaries against him. One of his hands slid back between her cheeks.

"Hissss, Cracker, I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're my kind of guy." Chilla said, her body nearly shaking with arousal and anticipation. She moved slightly, causing her wet lower lips to brush against the mechanical organ between his legs, and allowed the tip to enter her, but waiting for him to ram into her with all his mechanical strength.

"What kind of guy is that? Hard as steel?" He let his vacuum mouth and slithering tongue suck in Chilla's eager breasts, nibbling her hard nipples. The wetness told him it was time, and he shifted his hips up and forward, and extra inches of the amazing dildo cabled out of his hips and up into hers.

"Hard, versatile, bloodthirsty, endurance of a top quality energizer battery, and a damned good lay... what more could a villianess want?" Chilla replied, her voice taking on a husky hissing tone of arousal. Flashes of fire shot from her fingertips as the robot's mouth feasted on her breasts, and she let out a loud roar of delight as his powerful rod slammed into her body in an amazing mechanical thrust. As he probed her depths, she thrashed back and forth on his hot metal body, urging him to move deeper and faster.

Deeper and faster was no problem. As he stroked her flesh lubricate seeped out between the joints of his penis, and the entire construction began to spin, twisting slightly within her to accentuate every movement.

"Oh, oh, oh!" Chilla gasped, bouncing up and down in time with his spinning and pumping tool, and clutching onto him tightly as she bucked up and down on his powerful body. Her head whipped back and forth, and icy breaths of air were randomly escaping her panting mouth.

He cackled his pirate glee at the effect of his heavy metal lovin' on her body. The spinning instrument swelled up a notch and began sliding up and down into her body. He ground his hips against hers just for the added effect.

Chilla spread her legs as far apart as they would go and allowed him to bang against her, his grinding hips adding extra friction against her swollen clit, and sending unbelievable sensations of ecstasy shooting through her body. She let out an animalistic cry of lust as he brought her closer and closer to the edge, and gripped his body hard with her hands and releasing some of her tension in concentrated heat blasts through them.

It's good to be an indestructible robot, he thought. He massaged her chest with his mouth and gripped her sides to keep her thrashing body from falling off him entirely. She was ready for the surprise. The metal penis sent out a low voltage pleasure shock into her as he thrust.

"Aaahhhhh!" Chilla cried out, as the sensation of the shock ripped through her body and released the flood of pleasure within her. Her insides twitched and spasmed wildly, gripping and contracting all around his mechanical tool, while she collapsed on top of him, shuddering and cross-eyed in complete lustful bliss as she experienced her powerful climax.

"Yo-ho, yo-ho, the pirate's life fer me!" he sung out merrily as she fell down upon him, spent. "So was it good fer ye, me little milk shake?" he said as he stared at her well formed icy bosom.

"Oh, yes!" Chilla panted, laying against his body with her eyes closed and enjoying the remaining pulses of her orgasm. "It'ssss even better than your old model, I love it when you upgrade."

"I try ta be user friendly," he winked. Well, blinked, technically, since he only had one eye. "I'm glad ta have ye back around. Think of all the fun we'll be able ta have together. I have snap on attachments, ye know, harr harr harr."

"Hissss, oh yes, we will have to try those!" she breathed excitedly. "Now that I'm finally home, I have all the time I want for fun stuff like this--"

POOMPF!

[Snowfall]
"You bastard!" she yelled. She was pissed, partially for being ignored during the height of her strip tease, and partially for him going off with another woman at the first opportunity. She started firing blasts of ice at him as he jumped up and fled, the two naked lovers chasing each other across the countryside.

[Cracker]
Well that had been unusual. Right after her climax his sensors had registered some kind of dimensional shift and she had vanished. As he ran from his enraged partner he idly wondered what strange dimension that Chilla had come from, where she was headed next, and how he might go about following her for a second round. He also wondered how much alcohol it would take to get Snowfall to pass out and forget this entire incident. "Say thar, Snowfall, how's about I get ye a drink an' we forget all about this little misunderstanding here?"

[Snowfall]
"I'll show you misunderstanding!" she raged, and hissed an icy blast right at the lust piston.

[Cracker]
He dodged the ice blast and kept running, whimpering out profuse apologies as he went, and thinking that maybe the next time he chose a meat body to play with, he would choose one that didn't have cold breath and a hot temper.

The End... For Now >=)

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