As the Third Earth Turns

Weird Night part 2

Wilykit

Having stuck out with Ratar-O, no thanks to that secret agent. I decided to head for the Wollo's village in hope I find someone there interested. I rev up the space board, trying to get there while I still have time before I need to go back to the Cats' Lair.

When I got there, I noticed there is a party of some kind. Once there, I inquired. One drunk Wollo said they were having contest on who can last the longest. When I saw the main show, I knew I was in the right place. So I asked how could I get in. Someone said they needed a contestant for the horse. So I volunteered, knowing it has to be better than nothing.

When it was my time, one lead me to a table. They explained the rule was to try and hang on with the horse through out his entire organism. I said try me. So they told me to strip and then get on the table. Another brought in the horse and tied it's rear leg to the leg of the table so the horse wouldn't try and run away.

The broker started collecting bets on me and the horse. Someone yelled "$50 says the girl fails", "$100 on that girl", "Are you daft? A little girl cannot possibly handle the horse" and many more assorted bets and yelling.

After putting on petroleum jelly on the horse's meat, I started playing with it until it got big and hard. I knew it would be very hard when I saw how big it got. But I went ahead anyway. I laid on my back, put my legs around the horse and carefully guided myself until his prick came in contact with my pussy. Then with all my might, I ram it. It really hurt but they said no pain, no gain. So I must have gained a lot by taking on a very big piece.

Once I got used to his size, I played around by moving myself in and out. I increased my speed. Soon, the horse started to have an organism. Lots of hot white stuff shot out of his prick and all inside me. I did it!

But in the excitement, the horse died. The party goer crowd quieted down. Then someone shouted "That little bitch killed our only horse"

I quickly got off the table, grabbed my clothes and ran out.

"Tar and feather her!" the angry crowd chanted. Someone yelled "We don't have any tar!"

"Yeah! And all of our chicken died so we don't have any feather! Any other idea?"

"We have lots of lubricant" one yelled, carrying a bucket of lubricant.

Another brought out a box "And this! A box full of ribbed condoms that no one wanted to use!"

Soon the crowd started chasing me again, chanting "Lubricant and condoms her!"

Without even finishing getting dressed, I got on my space board and left the village. "Damn!" I muttered. That's one place I won't be able to get near for a while. Good thing they all are very drunk. They may not remember how the horse died.

Wilykat

"Oh!" I moaned, rubbing my sore buns. I didn't realize how much of abuse some men takes in gay orgy. Especially when all the partners are bigger than I am. I left the Castle before they would use me again. I found the space board where I left it. And a ThunderTank. "Lion-O must have stolen that."

I got on the space board, heading for the Cats Lair. But before I get close to half way home, something grabbed the space board from under me. I fell and tumbled along the ground. When I got up to see who pulled the prank on me, I saw it is Tygra and Ben-Gali. "Oh-no!"

"Because of that little prank you pulled on us," Tygra said, "it spoiled the mood. And the only way we can get back in the mood again is if there were more of us. Lion-O is nowhere to be seen. Panthro is missing. And Lynx-O locked himself in the Tower of Omens. That leaves you."

"OH NO!!" I screamed. But Ben-Gali had a good hold on me and they started tearing off my clothes.

Snarf

I opened my eyes. I must have fainted when Snarfer delivered the news to me. Snarfer! I better go get him. As I got up, Panthro held me down. "Easy. You obviously had a rough night."

"But I have to get Snarfer!"

"I got him. I heard the radio between you and Mandora. I went and sprung him."

Snarfer appeared from behind Panthro. "Hello Osbert"

"Quiet Snarfer! If anyone in this room tells to anyone of my fainting, whoever will face the wraith of old nanny."

Panthro said "Gotcha! Now where is everyone? I am also missing my ThunderTank."

"Lion-O took the Tank. He went to find the Thunderkittens. Cheetara went to investigate the weird noise near Berbil Village, which turns out to be Snarfer, Captain Bragg, and Luna. She has not reported in yet. Snarf snarf!"

I walked over to the chair and sat in it. "Lion-O or the Thunderkittens hasn't reported in yet. But there's report the Thunderkitten sent Grune to the hospital. Ben-Gali and Tygra went out for their late night workout."

"Workout? Yeah right and I'd think the only thing they're lifting is the lubricant."

"Pumyra said she had to work. I have no idea where she is or when she'd be back. Snarf snarf!"

Panthro pondered for a minute. "Seems we had a strange night. Maybe I should keep a list of everything that goes on and who is responsible." He went over to get paper and pen.

Pumyra

I left the night club, counting all the money some men stuffed in my undies. "Another profitable night." Then I noticed Monkian is not there. "Serves him right. He shouldn't be working in this kind of place."

As I got on board the ship headed for the Third Earth, I recalled the time when I thought I saw Wilykit hitting on Ratar-O. Or Wilykat playing on some kinky video games. Oh well, they might have looked like the Thunderkittens since they aren't allowed here anyway.

After I arrived on Earth, I left the ship. Since it is late, there is no taxi service. Looks like I will have to walk again. So I started for the Cats' Lair.

Part way there, I ran into a crowd of 17 Berbils, all of them very drunk. I tried to avoid them since I am already late in getting back at the Lair. One Berbil stepping in front of me. "We are the linebacker for Notre Dames. We are looking for someone to play games with us.

"Not now. I am late." Then I notice all of the Berbil are having a hard on. I thought for a while. Since I had only grabbing and touching at the club. No actual encounter and I haven't had one in a while. "Well, OK. We can play..."

I was interrupted as all of the Berbil crawled on me trying to get on me. "Whoa! What a horny crowd!" In no times, my pieces of clothes fly around.

Wilykit

A bunch of drunk and angry Wollo are still chasing me. How are they able to keep up with me I may never know. But such endurance might make them a good one for next time when they recover from their hangovers.

Then a starship comes in and hovers above me. A hatch opens up. Someone inside shouted "You need a lift?" I look at the rowdy crowd. I decided it would be safer that way so I steered the spaceboard into the hatch.

Once inside, I took one last look at the crowd then I slam the hatch shut. "Thanks mister." I said, trying to find the person. It didn't take me long to find him. I settle on an empty chair next to him in the control room.

He took a look at me. "I think that's why they were after you. Your clothes scream 'Fuck Me!'

"No it's not that. They had a bet whether I could handle a horse. It died in the heat of the sex."

"Whoa! A tiny little girl like you taking on a horse? You can't be old enough to do anything like this at all."

Furious, I screeched "I'm not a little girl!! I can do whatever I damn well want to."

"Oooh Touchy, aren't we?" he replied sarcastically. "By the way, I am Fortran. I make livings doing tattoos." He turned to me. "Do you want any?"

"Maybe but not till after I move out of the Cats' Lair so they can't ground me for this. Could you drop me off at the Lair?"

"Sure. It will be a while though." He opened the glove box to reveal a few drinking bottles. He took out one and offered it to me. "Want something to drink?"

All that chasing made me thirsty so I took the bottle. I opened the bottle and took a long swallow. It tasted like cheap grape pop. "Thanks. I didn't realize I was this thirsty. Or tired for that matter." I started to feel a bit tired.

"You have had a long night. Getting screwed with a horse and being chased by half of the villagers would do that. I would advise you to stay in bed next night."

I never heard his advice for I had fallen asleep.

Snarf

I heard what sounded like ThunderTank coming in. "Snarf! I think Lion-O's back!" I said excitedly. I ran toward where ThunderTank is parked. Panthro was running beside me, apparently furious at Lion-O for stealing the 'Tank.

I got to him but Panthro started ranting first. "How dare you to take my baby without asking me?"

"But I had to look for the Thunderkitten" Lion-O lied. "Wilykat was found lurking near Castle Plundarr and I had him sent home. He should have gotten here earlier."

That worried me since Wilykat never came home. "He hasn't come in yet. Did you find Wilykit?"

"No." I noticed Lion-O became nervous when Panthro started checking the 'Tank. Did he do something to it? Then Panthro blew his top. "You lie!! You only went to Castle Plundarr, stayed there for nearly an hour then came home. Did you have another date with them?"

Sheepish, he replied "Yes... But I did find Wilykat and he was supposed to be back here earlier."

I heard something and I saw a spaceboard coming in. "Snarf Maybe he had a little trouble on the way?"

Panthro replied "Yeah right. Trouble with a woman maybe." Then we noticed Wilykat is not the only one. There's Tygra and Ben-Gali. "Or he went out to do those late night workout with those two boyfriends."

"Wilykat? With two men? SNARF!! NO!!" then I fainted again for the umpteenth time.

When the trio came up with the rest, one said "Did any of you lose this little boy?"

Panthro said "Yes but he won't be lost for a month when I am through with him." That made Wilykat nervous, with the image of Panthro spanking his still sore ass.

Cheetara came across the bridge. Painting, she said "I found nothing out of ordinary with the noise complaints." Tygra noticed something in her hair. Taking a feather out, he said "I'd recognize this from Vultureman."

"And how would you know that feather is only from Vultureman?" "Oops."

Panthro took put the paper and pen and started writing a few things. "...Cheetara with Vultureman..." Some mumblings "..And Tygra had a date with Vultureman. You know you're sick man."

Tygra shot back "Well, at least *I* didn't make out with the invisible woman. Don't lie. The camera caught you with an imaginary woman."

"What camera? I know there shouldn't be any camera."

"The one Ben-Gali and I secretly installed because some things you did before was a turn on. Now you just sucked. But I have a video of that one scene when your invisible woman came wearing only an eye patch."

I recovered, only to hear more weird stuff passing around. "NO!!" and I fainted again.

Lion-O interrupted the quarrel "I think we better go inside and get this settled. That reminds me, has anyone seen Pumyra?"

"No."

"Ok that does it! If Pumyra or Wilykit doesn't get here in the next half hour, dock them a week's pay."

Lion-O agreed. "This has been going on too long. Whatever happened to the Code? All we do these day is lie, cheat, or worse."

"Look who's speaking. You're the one getting involved with our enemy. Or at least they are supposed to be."

Soon, another round of quarrels erupted.

Pumyra

"Whoa! What a game!" I said, laying on the ground. Still naked. I haven't had so much action in such a short time. I got in the upright position and looked around. I don't see any Berbils. But I see my underwear there and my bra hanging on a tree. And a sunrise. "SUNRISE!?! I am late!! I am in deep shit!"

I quickly got off the ground and brushed off the dirts. I tried to gather as much of my clothing but some of them are shredded beyond recognition. And I cannot find one of my boot. So I got dressed up the best I can. Then I took off in super speed.

I arrived at the Lair in record time. I tried to sneak in quietly, hoping everyone's sleeping late. But when I got the the conference room, all eyes are on me.

"What in Jaga's name happened to you? Sex with wildcats?"

Embarrassed, I replied "No, with 17 drunk Berbils."

"But that doesn't explain you being out all night."

"I was working late night shift at McDonald's because I needed extra money."

Wilykat shouted "McDonald's? Oh puh-leeze! I know I saw you at that night club." Then he realized he just admitted to being there. Now all eyes are at him. "Well, what do you expect? Night School?"

Panthro jotted down on his paper about Pumyra and Wilykat.

Lion-O turned back to Pumyra. "Night club? Which one?" he said, hoping to catch a glimpse of her. Snarf got angry at Lion-O's question and slapped him. "If I catch you at any night club, I will lower your curfew to 9:00 pm!"

Tygra took a look at the time. "Looks like Wilykit is going to lose her pay. It's been more than 30 minutes since you made that threat."

Wilykit

There was some bright lights. I peeled my eyes open to see the sun. "Oh damn! Now I am going to get it."

I tried to get up but I felt sharp pain on my belly. It couldn't be from that horse. I looked down nervously and pulled up my shirt. What I saw underneath nearly made me faint. Some asshole tattooed a bull's eye around my crotch.

"AHHHH! NO!!!!"

Sometime later, I finally reach the Lair. When I got across the bridge, I can see a short red figure at the top of the stair. It looks like one very angry Snarf. I parked the space board at the bottom of the stars. I climb up the stairs nervously. When I got up next to him, I said nervously "Hello?"

"Don't hello me, lady!" He growled. "You are in very deep trouble." He grabbed my hand and dragged me down to the conference room. In there, I could see it's going to be a major embarrassment city.

"What is your excuse for being out so late?"

"Umm... You wouldn't believe this."

Panthro showed me the list. My jaw nearly dropped at the lengthy list. I am not the only one out getting banged. He said "Try us. What you say can't possibly top any of us."

I hesitated. Snarf quipped "Well? You're already grounded for a month and docked a week's pay. Go ahead."

"Ok. It all started when I went to look for a man." I turned to see Pumyra in her shredded clothes. "I know I saw her there, letting other men touch and stuff money in her underwear."

Pumyra got a bit embarrassed when more of her secret got loose. Snarf walked over to her. "Ok give me all of that dirty money. Consider it a fine for this lewd conduct." She handed reluctantly all of her money.

I continued "I tried to get Ratar-O but before I could get far with him, some asshole took a picture of me and him. I think he's from the Third Earth Inquirer."

Lion-O got off the chair and tried to sneak out. Snarf caught him "Don't even think about it! It's bad enough the world now knows she went out with every single mutant but I don't need you to look at that trashy tabloid."

Lion-O sulked back in his chair. Snarf told me to continue.

"Ok well, when Ratar-O realized I am Wilykit and not some hooker, he tried to skish-ka-bob me with his Rat Eyes. So I left. Afterward, I ran into Wollo's village and got involved in their betting game. I was to go and try to bang with the horse. Which I did and won. But the horse died and the villager chased me out."

"A HORSE?!?" Snarf cried and fainted. Ben-Gali added "I know of some cases where people have sexual conduct with animals but I have never heard of horse by a 12 years old girl."

Panthro growled at Ben-Gali and told him to shut the fuck up.

I said "I am NOT a little girl. Do you realize all this little kid stuff is making me go out and do big girl only stuff?"

Wilykat added "Me too!" "Shut Up!! Wilykit, continue."

"In an attempt to get away, I took a ride on Fortran's ship."

"You went on a strangers ship? You're not supposed to accept rides from stranger!"

"Shut up! For the last time, I AM NOT A LITTLE GIRL!!!!"

Snarf recovered again. When he heard there's another round of arguments, he yelled "QUIET!!! No more quarrels! Wilykit, I want to hear the rest of your story."

"Ok. This person offered me a drink, and yes I know I'm not supposed to accept gifts from strangers. But I think that drink was drugged for I fell asleep rather quickly."

I continued "When I woke up, I found this..." and then I pulled up my shirt. "..a new tattoo!"

Snarf fainted again. Some Thundercats started snickering at her. Wilykat said "Is that supposed to make it easier for mutants to find that little hole?"

The phone rang. Snarfer went over to answer but before he could say anything, the caller said "Hello Wilykit? This is the broker speaking. I made a killing with your game, since no one came6 forward to claim the bets..." Snarfer slammed the phone.

He came back with the rest of the group. "Wilykit was involved in gambling as well."

Snarf recovered once again and heard Snarfer. "Ok that's enough!!! ALL of you go to bed at once!" He screamed, hopping mad. "Anyone who dares to defy me will not be served any of my cooking for the rest of the month."

All except Snarfer ran out and hid in their room. Snarfer came next to Snarf. "Osbert, you handle them really well." But he could see Snarf is still fuming. Then Snarfer realized he should have gone to bed as well. "Ok Well, good night!" and then he ran out as well.

With all Thundercats in their room, Snarf walked over to the table. He settled on a chair and buried his head in his arms. Crying, he said "Where did I go wrong? Snarf snarf!"

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