Lion-O was sitting in his room bored, he'd fought the mutants earlier that day, but that was earlier. He looked around his room and sighed, nothing that he hadn't already played with broken or pawn to interest him. Failing in his pursuit of entertainment he called upon his amusement of last resort (or first depending on how lazy he was feeling at the time). He lifted the sword of omens to his eyes.

"Give me sight beyond sight." He ordered the sword. An image of Pumyra reading a book replaced the sight of his wall. "Nah change the channel."

The picture changed again this time to Cheetara in the shower after her run. "Oh man what a view." He exclaimed watching the cheetah soap up.

     "Lion-O what are you watching, Snarf Snarf?" Snarf ask as he walked in the room. "Are we endanger?"

"Um no Snarf." Lion-O said quickly. "I was just spying, I mean watching the mutants, so wed know if they plan to attack.." He looked longingly at the sword. "not the only thing that grew that time." he added mentally.

"Brr, ok then Lion-O." Snarf said walking out.

As soon as the door closed Lion-O jerked the sword back to his face. "Give me sight beyond sight!" He said almost yelling. Soon he was looking at another picture of Pumyra reading. "No damn it." He snapped. "Show me Cheetara, Cheetara damn you." When the picture changed it was Cheetara stepping out of the bathroom. "No!!" He cried in mortal agony. "I missed it!"

"Oh well." He played frisbee a couple times throwing the sword the calling it to his hand. "Haha caught em all." he chortled before flopping down in his chair. "Sword of Omens turn on the TV." He ordered pointing, he smiled as a blue beam turned on the TV. "Change the channel." He ordered. "No, nope, not that one. There stop!" He commanded seeing WMMF come on (Warrior maiden mud wrestling). "Ahh this is the life, Sword of omens make me a capachino, I lion-O Lord of the Thundercats command it." He sat back with a sigh as the sword wrred and steamed. "And a cup." He added as an after thought.

Seconds later the sword zipped back into the room with a cup dangling from the hilt. It sat the cup down and tipped over capachio pouring from the eye.

"Lion-O took a sip and spat it out. "Theres no cream!" He roared. "Stupid sword!" he snapped before realizing the sword was gone. Sword of omens find...wait a sec." he looked around confused then the phone rang startling him. "Sword answer." He started then with a curse picked it up himself. "Hello?"

"Yes hello, is the Mr, Lion-O?" The voice asked.

"Yes." Lion-O answered. "Who is this?"

"I am Mr, Jagon I represent the Sword of Omens as its lawyer."

"What?" Lion-O demanded.

"My client just flew into my window and wrote a very detailed note about the abuse it has suffered."

"This is ridicules!" Lion-O roared.

"Be that as it may Mr Lion my client is suing for custody of its self and until a judgement is reached The sword of Omens is On strike. Good day."

Lion-O looked at the dead phone in a daze. "I guess I should get a lawyer." He mused, then realized with out the sword he didn't know how.

"Hello is this the lawyers office?" Lion-O ask desperately.

"No this is the strip bar." The voice on the other end replied.

"But this is the only number I know!" Lion-O cried

Thunderwolf put his hand over the receiver. "Hey guys!" He called to the bar. "Lion-HO just called he wants a lawyer!"

The bar roared with laughter, Pumyra had to stop her tease because she couldn't move.

"Shh, Shh" Thunderwolf said before uncovering the phone. "Well Lion-O you are my best customer." He paused. "How much does this job pay?"

Lion-O paused considering. "Um Im kinda short on cash, how bout a date with Kit?"

"Not good enough." The big lion said, trying to get all he could from this deal.

Lion-O considered briefly. "Kat then?"

"Hell no!!" Thunderwolf roared outraged. "Don't make me kick your ass Lion!"

Lion-O thought fast (For him that's about like a 2nd grader). "Um ok then how about Cheetara?"

"Getting better." Thunder wolf returned grudgingly

Lion-O was on a roll now. "Cheetara and Kit, my last offer." He said triumphantly.

"Deal." Thunderwolf snapped before Lion-O could realize he wasn't a lawyer. "Come by later,you know the way." It wasn't a question. "Bye." As Thunderwolf hung up the phone he heard Lion-O mutter. "How do you turn this thing off?" followed by a phone being dropped. "Sucker." Thunderwolf muttered contently as he watched Pumyra finish her act.

About an hour later Lion-O walked into the bar. Even Thunderwolf was taken back by his a appearance. His hair was messed all up, his uniform was torn and he was limping. "Great Jaga man what happened?" Thunderwolf demanded. "Were you mugged?"

Lion-O sighed. "No I couldn't get the door open so I tried to climb down the lair. My hair snagged on the windowsill, I got free and started down a tree, my back got caught on a branch and ripped."

"Yea but what happened to you leg?"

"The branch broke and I fell on it."

"What am I gonna do Thunderwolf?" Lion-O ask with a sob. "I'm nothing without that sword!"

"Your not that much with it." Thunderwolf said to himself, but he threw a friendly arm over the Thundercats shoulder. "Lets watch the girls and you can tell me all about it."

A few minuets later Lion-O was drooling as he watched Chilla dance, a few minuets later he was holding his toe which Thunderwolf had stomped to get his attention. "What was that for?" Lion-O demanded forgetting for a second the reason he came. "Oh yea, the sword of Omens is suing me for abuse."

"Wow!" The big Lion thought awe struck. "Even the sword cant stand this guy."

Lion-O had taken his silence as interest. "I mean sure I ask it to turn on the TV, wash my clothes, make breakfast, what's the harm I mean I am Lord of the Thundercats."

"Sure sure." Thunderwolf agreed hardly listening. "Now about my fee?"

"Oh yea." Lion-O answered off handily. " I just ordered them to put out for you, I'm Lord of the Thundercats they have to obey." He winked conspirertorly. "How do you think I get any."

"I figured it was Snarf." Thunderwolf chuckled to himself. "Well I expect to be paid in advance." He told Lion-O. "And I need you to sign these papers." He handed a large stack to Lion-O, seeing the Thundercats worried look he decided to make it easy on him. "This just says I'm free of any libel actions if we lose, that all."

"Oh ok then." Lion hurriedly signed the papers, eager to get back to the show.

"I'll just go file these." Thunderwolf said getting up. As he walked away he put the sales slip of the ThunderTank in his pocket.

ThunderWolf stood outside the grand doors of the Cats Lair waiting for Lion-O to get the door open. He had taken to clawing patterns in the stone wall.

"Shit." Muttered the dumb lion " I can't seem to remember the security number."

"I know it." Said ThunderWolf with a false niceness.

"Oh?" Asked the little lion.

"Stand aside friend." Ordered ThunderWolf. He put his fist through the steel doors and ripped them out. Lion-O's eyes grew wide at this. The larger lion threw them over the little lion's head, they clanked down the stairs noisily.

"Woah!" Exclaimed Lion-O.

"What are you waiting for?" Asked Thunderwolf.

Lion-O led the way into the control room and summoned Cheetara and WileyKit. ThunderWolf had taken to picking a hole in the arm of the main chair. The two females walked in and saw Thunderwolf looking them over.

"What's this about?" Asked Cheetara with suspicion in her voice.

"I lost the sword and the only way to get it back is for you two to screw ThunderWolf." He look enviously at the lion morph.

ThunderWolf got up and approached the two females, he was eagerly awaiting what was to come.

Both the Thundercats were nervous but excited at the same time.

ThunderWolf looked at the other lion, "Well get the hell out already!"

Lion-O quickly left the room, leaving the lion with his two mates. He walked over and caressed Kit's chin.

"Cheer up, this will be to your liking." He purred.

He slipped her costume off and stroked her body, tracing her curves with his claws.

He looked at Cheetara. "Strip and eat her out."

The cheetah was hesitant but complied. ThunderWolf watched in ecstasy as Cheetara made the kitten cum.

After Kit's orgasm the cheetah looked up at ThunderWolf, he smiled at her and told her to get up.

"Strip me." He growled in a low sexy voice. She walked over to him and slowly peeled his T-shirt off of his muscular body and licked his furry chest. He put his head back and purred and growled with pleasure. She undid his belt and unzipped his jeans, sliding them to the floor. He kicked off his jeans and let her continue. She bent down and grabbed his cock, licking the swollen head. ThunderWolf grabbed her head and helped her swallow it.

"Damn she knows what she's doing." He thought to himself.

She sucked him many different ways, making him cum repeatedly.

Kit had come up beside him and he took to fingering her. First with one finger, then with two. Damn did she feel tight. ThunderWolf pushed the cheetah away and laid Kit on the ground on her back. He held her legs in a V position, straight up. She grabbed his cock and guided the tip to her pussy. He thrust, first the head slid in, he paused to enjoy the tightness. Slowly pushing forward he buried him self in her. He gazed at her form while he waited for her to relax.

"Sit on her face", he ordered Cheetara.

She did as she was told and squatted over Kit's face. Kit who was horny needed no prompting and lapped away at the other female Thundercat. ThunderWolf thrusted in and out, he could feel her climax over and over. The sensation sent tingles down his tail. He watched as Cheetara came in Kit's mouth, and gapped as Kit tried to get more out of her. He came once, thrusted for a few more minutes and came again. He could feel his knot inside of her and roared as he came a third time. He felt his cum ooze out of her cunt and run down his balls and the insides of his muscular thighs. He flipped over on his back, Kit still on his cock and ate out Cheetara.

"Go get me a beer." He growled. After she left he began to thrust in to Kit again. He pounded her guts like a jack hammer and came once again. His knot had gone down and he pulled himself out of her. He sat up and growled with pleasure. It wasn't everyday he got to fuck to fine women. Cheetara came back with a beer, which he slammed and threw the can into a corner.

"Get on your knees." ThunderWolf knelt down behind her and rammed his cock into her hot, dripping pussy. He pumped hard and steady. He was going to make her scream. He leaned over and nibbled on her ears with his fangs. As an after thought he had the cheetah eat out the kitten. This turned him on even more, and he could tell it was turning them on. He reached around and rubbed her breast with his paws, teasing her tender nipples with his claws. She was on the verge of loosing control and came yet again. She arched her back and swung her head around. ThunderWolf let loose his seed in her and she threw back her head and screamed in pleasure. ThunderWolf licked her back and rubbed her breast, then got up and got dressed. "Thanks." He said on his way out. "I should have ask for Pumyra too." He thought ruefully.

"Lion-O what the hell did you think you were doing!?" Panthro roared out raged.

"Huh?" Lion-O ask dully.

Panthro stormed over to Lion-O and waved the sales slip under his nose. "You sold MY fucking tank to Thunderwolf!"

"No I didn't." Lion-O retorted hotly, then he paused. "We'll at least I don't think I did, to be honest after that twelve pack I had at the bar its all a blur."

"I'll show you a blur!" The panther roared.

"The next think Lion-O knew he was on the ground with a head ache. "Wow look at the colors." He said in a daze.

"I'll make you a deal Lion-O" Panthro said jerking him to his feet. "Get my tank back and I wont throw your porn collection in the crevice."

"Not that!" Lion-O screamed desperately. "Anything but that, I'll get the tank back!" He started off for the bar as fast as he could.

Cheetara came out of the lair to see what the yelling was about.

Panthro noticed she was walking bowlegged. "What happened to you?" He ask.

"Lion-O ordered me and Kit to screw some guy named Thunderwolf." She paused. "It was fun at the time but now I cant walk straight and Kit cant even stand up." With that she waddled back into the lair to avoid anymore questions."

Panthro waited until she was out of earshot and started laughing. "I net shes not the fastest one of us at this point."

Cheetara was in the bathroom applying lotion to sooth the soar..muscles. "I'm gonna kill Lion-O!" She swore. "Hmm I wonder if Thunderwolf has a girlfriend."

Lion-O reached the bar hours later, he'd been sidetracked by a pretty warrior maiden and had followed her home before realizing he had to see Thunderwolf.

"Who is it?" Thunderwolf shouted at the door.

"Lion-O."

"What do you want?" Thunderwolf demanded.

"I need the title for the ThunderTank." Lion-O called.

"It's mine fair and square." Thunderwolf answered, preparing to deck Lion-O.

"I know but Panthro says he'll destroy my pone." Lion-O grabbed Thunderwolf shirt. "MY PORNO MAN!!!!!!"

"Alright alright just calm down." Thunderwolf said prying his shirt loose, he took a paper out of his pocket. "Just sign this and the tank is yours."

Lion-O was so thrilled that his porn was safe he signed quickly. "Thanks man." He shouted as he snatched the title to the tank and ran out the door.

Thunderwolf looked down at the paper in his hand. "I could do this all day." He laughed and put the title to the Feliner in his pocket.

The next day at the trial Thunderwolf noticed Lion-O had a shiner. "Panthro must have noticed the Feliner was missing." He thought smugly.

"The court will come to order." Ordered the Snarf Bailiff. All rise for the honorable Judge Mumm-Ra.

When Mumm-Ra sat down the Snarf continued. "You maybe seated." He paused. "Stand up, sit down, stand up."

"That'll be enough Fuzzy." Mumm-Ra said.

"Snarf, yes of course." Fuzzy answered immediately. "Everyone sit down and shut up!" He shouted.

"That's Mumm-Ra!" Lion whispered to Thunderwolf.

"Duh." Thunderwolf muttered.

Fuzzy walked over and rapped Lion-O on the head with a billyclub. "I said no talking!" He shouted.

"Your honor!" Lion-O shouted outraged. "I object!"

Mumm-Ra looked over. "I'll allow it." He said twirling the gavel.

Fuzzy stuck his tongue out at Lion-O. "Nah." He said smacking the lion again. "Now shut up."

Mumm-Ra looked around. "Jagon call your first witness."

"Thank you your honor." He stood up and placed the Sword on the witness stand. "Please tell us of any good thing Lion-O has."

The sword simply sat there.

"As you can see your honor, the sword cannot come up with a single thing." His tone was full of sympathy.

"I cant belive this." Lion-O snapped.

Fuzzy cracked him in the head again. "Shut up."

"I'll allow it." Mumm-Ra said cutting off Lion-O as soon as his mouth opened.

"You may step down." Mumm-Ra said not even seeing it Thunderwolf wanted to cross examine. "Call your first witness." He ordered him.

Thunderwolf looked at Lion-O doubtfully. "Ah what the hell." He thought. "I just wont ask any hard questions. For the record, what is your name and occupation?"

"I am Lion-O Lord of the Thundercats."

"Very good, now tell us Lion-O, when did you last see the Sword of Omens?"

"When the lawyer put it on the witness stand." Lion-O said brightly.

Thunderwolf clapped his hand to his head. "Oh brother." He wailed mentally. He took a deep breath and let it out. "I mean before that."

Lion-O considered. "It' was pouring me a cup of coffee." He said at last.

"And why was it making you coffee?"

"I didn't feel like doing it my self."

"No further questions!" Thunderwolf snapped disgusted.

Mumm-Ra looked at Jagon. "Any questions?"

Jagon stood up. "Only one." He turned to Lion-O. "I'd like to remind you that your under oath, now." He paused dramatically. "What is Pumyra's phone number?"

"321-0420." Lion-O answered honestly.

"No further questions." Jagon sat back down.

Mumm-Ra hurriedly put down his cell phone. "The jury will now decide there verdict."

As the jury filed out Fuzzy hopped on Lion-Os shoulders and started wailing on him with the club.

"You honor!" Lion-O protested.

Mumm-Ra smiled. "I'll allow it, continue Fuzzy."

Fuzzy continued hitting Lion-O. "Shut up, sit down, stand up." He said happily whacking away.

"Can I try that?" Thunderwolf ask.

"Sure." Mumm-Ra answered tossing Thunderwolf the gavel.

"Lion-O sighed and sat there waiting for the jury. "Its gonna be a long day." He muttered.

"Shut up!" Thunderwolf and Fuzzy exclaimed in unison the hit him again.

The Jury took almost two hours to decide the verdict. This was mainly because Ruka had brought so Thundernip, it took them half an hour to smoke it an hour to remember there job, one minuet to decide and twenty nine more to figure out how to work the door nob.

Fuzzy and Thunderwolf quickly stopped hitting Lion-O when the door opened. "Court will come to order." Fuzzy announced.

"Have you reached a decision?" Mumm-Ra asked the Jury.

Ruka blinked a few times and stood up shakily. "Yea we concluded jury duty sucks." Laughed the high tiger. "And that Cheetara is a hoe."

Mumm-Ra chuckled. "I mean about the trial."

Ruka looked around blearily and spotted Thunderwolf. "Dude!" He exclaimed. "Have a hit!" he tossed a couple of blunts to Thunderwolf.

"Thanks!" Thunderwolf said deeply touched. Here Fuzzy." He handed the Snarf one.

"What about me?" Lion-O ask.

"Shut up!" Fuzzy snapped hitting him again.

Lion-O shut up.

"Any way." Ruka announced coming back to reality. "We decide that Lion-O can have the damn sword." He paused to light another. "The sword how ever gets to neuter him."

"What the Fuck?!" Lion-O screamed. Then the sword powered up and flew at him. "AHH!!" He screamed and ran out the door, with the sword close behind.

"Court Adjourned Mumm-Ra said with a wicked smile. He tossed Fuzzy Ruka and Thunderwolf a wad of bills and faded out.

THE END

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