"Hey, Cheetara... you taste like Fresh Step..." Lion-O smiled looking at the sleepy cheetah beside him.

She stirred and stretched. "Sorry about that." She said sleepily. "I'll have to lick better from now on.

Lion-O chuckled. "That's ok it's better than that generic shit Pumyra uses."

Cheetara considered and decided she'd kill him later, for now nature called. She waddled toward the bathroom doing that weird walk Lion-O always thought of as the Thunderian Two-step. She closed the door behind her swiftly, she felt like she was gonna burst. She lifted up her nighty and squatted down, for once she was glad Lion-O always ripped her panties clear off. With a sigh she let it go. Her shriek woke up the whole lair, moments later she was running threw the lair with ... soiled feet and a damp nighty.

"What's wrong Cheetara?" Wileykat yelled as she ran by.

"Theirs no litter and my furs getting sticky."

"Shit!" Kat murmured, he had been heading to the bathroom himself. He stepped back and forth a few times trying to hold it in. "Screw it!" He snapped and ran into the bathroom, Cheetara was telling te truth he could tell by the stain where the litter box normally was. After a few minuets of literally 'holding' it he wrenched upon a window and started pissing.

"Snnnarrff what the hell!?" A very irate and whiney voice screeched.

"Oh shit." He gasped pulling it back in the window, although he had to admit it was fun to see snarf jump like that..

In the black pyramid Mumm-Ra was actually rolling on the floor, watching Cheetara shit herself was fun but seeing Snarf het pissed on was a riot. The down side was he had two tons of kitty liter and nothing to do with it. He shrugged he was sure he'd think of something.

Back at the lair chaos was reigning unchallenged, they had checked all the bathrooms and all the litter boxes were empty. They'd checked the emergency stores they had plenty of food and laxatives (vital when snarf makes chilli) but no litter. Lion-O had called a council meeting, it had yet to come to order since everyone was sitting with their legs crossed, except for poor Kit who was literally hopping up and down.

"What are we gonna do?" She asked between hops.

"I don't know but we have to decide soon." Replied Cheetara, she was in her regular uniform but looked distinctly uncomfortable. She refused to lick herself clean and her fur was sticking in very sensitive places.

Lion-O Stood, alibit a little strangely. "Cheetara you run to the Tower and get some litter while we try to figure out what happened."

"But Lion-O." She protested not wanting to go supersonic while holding her cheeks together.

The Lord of the Thundercats looked at her sternly...or maybe it was just his condition. "No buts we cant get...stuff on the Thundertank's upholstery."

Cheetara grimaced, more over her predicament than her orders. "Ok Lion-O." What followed was the fastest Thunderian Two-step in history. It wasn't far to the Tower as the cheetah runs but this cheetah felt like something was trying to climb out of her. She did her best to deaden her mind to her problems but each step jarred her. She was so busy trying to keep control of what was going inside she didn't notice the rock outside. "Oh shit!" She exclaimed as she tripped...and did. She laid there for a few minuets not wanting to move with that warm slimy feeling between her legs, then she had a scary revelation. The slimy feeling wasn't just between her legs. "Oh no please no." She prayed silently. Her uniform was skin tight to reduce drag when she ran..the shit had to go somewhere most of it decided to stay inside and move upward. She stood and started WALKING toward the tower she didn't know what she'd do when she got there like this but she did know she wasn't gonna clean her self .... as much as she hated to she'd have to take a bath in....water.

Back at the lair Lion-O in a burst of wisdom had decided as much as they hated the human way of doing it their best bet was to go to the Treetop Kingdom and ask to use the bathroom. With much side stepping and careful movement the Thundercats piled into the Thundertank with plans to invade Willa's bathroom. As soon as they got close Panthro hopped from the tank ran by the dumbstruck maidens and zoomed into the bathroom. Tygra tried to get in line but was pulled back by Lion-O while Kit and Kat argued with each other. Unknown to the Cats the Mutants had plans to invade themselves.

"Thiss is perfect." Slythe whispered "Whatever's going on up their has the Warrior Maidens distracted, they'll never know we're here."

"Right Slythe." Vulture-man agreed.

"Ok then, move out." With that the reptile began slinking toward the trees.

Above the mutants Kit was in trouble. "Wileykat I really gotta go!" She pleaded.

"So do I!"

"Yea but at least you got to piss out the windoooo." A look of pure embarrassment crossed her face as she suddenly squatted down, there was a sickening plop as the waste landed below.

"Retreat!! They have chemical weapons!!" Slythe cried in horror.

Te other mutants seeing the nature of the weapon didn't need any urging.

"Nayh nayh nayh and they say we fight dirty!" Jackelman cried.

WileyKit blushed deeply when she heard him. "Um you can go next Kat I don't need to anymore." The rest of the..procession went smoothly.

THE END

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