Pumyra Gets a Clue:

Fatal Illusion – Prologue

The Invitation

 

          Mumm-Ra walked into his Pyramid, carrying something under his arm.  Ma-Mutt looked up to see what it was.  He barked, running over to his master.

          Mumm-Ra bent down to pet the dog.  “Yes, Ma-Mutt.  I’ve caught one of those accursed Thundercats.  And I have a perfect plan to get rid of her.”  He dropped his burden on the floor, revealing the Thundercat Pumyra.  Her arms were bound to her sides and her ankles tied together.  She screeched what could only be insults at Mumm-Ra through her gag.  He yanked it off.

          “Lion-O’s going to get you for this!” she screamed.  “He’ll get back at you for murdering me!”

          “Who said anything about killing?”  He smiled wickedly at her.  “You see that’s not what I’m going to do.”  He snapped his fingers.

          The bonds around her disappeared, and energy shields blocked all exits.  She stood up and looked around suspiciously.  “Then what are you going to do?”

          “Well, I’m sick and tired of trying to get all the Thundercats at once and getting the ever-living shit kicked out of me, so I decided that I’d pick you off one by one, and send you to another dimension and time.”  He smiled wickedly.  “Besides, it’s more of a challenge to decide where I’ll put each of you.”  He smiled.  “Maybe, if I feel nice, I’ll send you one of your Thundercat males to keep you company.”

          “So where are you going to put me?” Pumyra asked, interested despite herself.

          “Oh, I believe that the 1930s of the time before First Earth will do.  Humans weren’t as kind then as they are now.”  He lifted his hands above his head.  “Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform the cauldron into the Door of Time and Dimensions, and send Pumyra to the time before World War II!”

          Evil-looking, blood-colored magic started swirling around the cauldron, turning the water a pitch black.  Pumyra, trying to protect her eyes from the dust flying around her with her arms, watched with unintentional fascination as it cleared to show a dirty city street in the middle of the night.

          The magic swirled with more powerful surges, sweeping Pumyra off her feet towards the cauldron.  She tried to scream, but not a sound came out of her mouth.  She splashed through the water, only to land on the cobble-stoned street, hitting her head hard on the pavement.  The last thing she remembered before blacking out was watching the portal back to her world close, Mumm-Ra laughing hysterically at her.

Something tells me there’s more behind this invitation than just a party…

          “Are you awake, child?  I know you’re not dead.”

          Pumyra slowly opened her eyes.  “Yes, I’m awake.”  Calmly, she reached inside her mind to try and remember where she was, and why there would be a human male looking down at her like that.  Then she remembered everything.  Damn.  I know there’s no way that I’m going to get back home with their help.  I’m going to have to think carefully.

          “Can you sit up?” the human asked.  He had a black bag beside him, making Pumyra realize that he was a doctor.

          “I… think so…”

          He helped her sit up against the pillow and looked at her with a worried face.  “You have a large lump on your head.  Do you mind answering some of the constable’s questions, child?”  He waved towards another man sitting in a chair nearby.

          “No, if I know the answers.”

          The constable stood up as the doctor opened his bag, rummaging around in it.  “Girl,” the constable said in a no-nonsense voice.  “You were found out in the middle of the street last night, knocked unconscious and in nothing but your jewelry and your… ahem… shift.  Do you remember what happened?”

          Deciding that amnesia would have to be her illness, she shook her head, quickly putting a story together inside of her mind.  “No.”

          The doctor’s back straightened suddenly.  “Do you remember anything?”

          Pumyra put on a great show of thinking, then slowly shook her head.  “No, nothing.”

          “Don’t you remember who you are?”

          “No.  I… I can’t remember anything.”

          The constable reached into his pocket and pulled out her insignia.  “Will this jog your memory?”

          She took it in her hands, making a great show of studying it.  “I… wait… Puma… no… Pumyra…”

          “Pumyra?” the doctor asked, leaning forward.

          “Someone… calling Pumyra… calling me Pumyra… giving this to me… he had red hair… a deep voice… brown eyes…” Well, at least that’s the truth… somewhat.  “It was his kid name for me… I… I can’t remember anything else…”

          They gave her the engagement bracelet Bengali bought for her on Thundara and the neck clasp Lynx-O had given her for her sixteenth birthday.  “What about these, child?” the doctor asked carefully.

          She touched the neck clasp.  “I… remember something… yes… old hands… kind old hands…  a gentle smile… a beard that tickled me when I snuggled to him… I… he… Grandfather…”

Then she raised the bracelet.  “Eyes… beautiful blue eyes… a deep, seductive voice… he… he said… ‘I love you… I want to marry you’…” She started to cry, thinking she’d never see her fiancé again.  “Ben… his name was Ben…”

          “Anything else, girl?  Think!”

          “Hard skin… a terrible, horrible grin… rotten teeth… a laugh… such a frightening laugh… hurting me… no… no, stop… no  NO! STOP!  DON’T TAKE ME FROM THEM!  PLEASE, NO!!!”

          The doctor clasped a hand over her mouth, and then turned to the constable.  “This has to be a very special case of amnesia.  I would not suggest saying a thing about her past, otherwise she might loose her mind.”

          “What are we going to do with her?”

          “I’m sure she’s of age, if not older.  It appears that she was going to marry someone, but something happened.  A bandit probably kidnapped her.  Marrying her to someone would not be a good idea, in case this Ben came looking for her.  I suggest we put her under the supervision of Old Jansen.”

          “Jansen?  He’ll let her run wild!”

          “True, but when have you ever seen any of his daughters unhappy?  They can at least take care of their family if something happens to their husbands instead of getting thrown out in the street.  He’s the only one who’d take her in, anyway.”

          “I don’t like any of the Jansen girls…”

          “Who cares as long as she can make her way in this world?  No one will have to worry about her then, and she might even be able to find her Ben.”

          The constable didn’t seem very fond of the idea, but he gave in.  “Alright.  I’ll contact Old Jensen tonight and tell him the story.”  He turned and left the room.

          The doctor took his hand from Pumyra’s mouth and allowed her to put on her jewelry as he made a cup of liquid, mixing it with certain medications to help her sleep.  “Now, child, or Pumyra, or whatever your name is, do you know at all what the date is or where you are?”

          “No.”

          He looked at her, handing her the cup.  “It is December 4th, 1935.  You are in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  That is in the United States of America, the continent of North America.  Understood?”

          She nodded, drinking the liquid.  She grimaced.  Blech, what a nasty flavor!  “Yes.”

          “Good.  Now, get some sleep.  You’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow, and a new life to begin.”

          Yes, she thought, lying down with the insignia clutched tightly in her hand, a new life, indeed.  A new life for all of the Thundercats…

          May they all be interesting.

Something tells me there’s more behind this invitation than just a party…

          November 14th, 1938.

          It had been three years since Pumyra woke up in that police station.  Old Jensen had certainly been a very nice man.  The second he noticed that she had a knack for solving puzzles using information she’d find, he insisted that she take a job at the nearest detective agency.  The head man at the agency had been very reluctant about taking her in, until Old Jensen pointed out that Pumyra would be able to go to places that a male detective would not be able to get into.

          Since then, she was known all over town as the best detective agent in Pennsylvania.

          Old Jensen and his family seemed more than willing to accept her.  His daughters always insisted that a woman without brains didn’t deserve to get a husband, and therefore made sure that she learned as much as they all did.  Old Jensen himself insisted that she call him “Papa Jensen”, and delighted in listening to her tell him of all that she knew about a particular case.

Ironically, the entire family didn’t even mind that she had such odd markings on her face and in her hair.  As a matter of fact, the girls all insisted that those markings made her doubly attractive to all the men, even though her brains didn’t.  After a few months of getting teased by the other women living on the street, however, she took to wearing a burette whenever she left the house, a scarf around her neck to hide the fact that her face was lighter than her neck, and gloves over her white hands.

          One day, after getting the couple months off that she deserved, she was sitting in the parlor reading the paper when Old Jensen came in carrying the mail.  “‘Myra, darling, there’s an invitation here for you.  It’s from someone named Ian Masque.  Do you know anyone by that name?”

          Pumyra slowly lowered the paper.  “The Ian Masque?  Papa Jensen, he’s in the papers and everything!”  She pointed at the column she had been reading.  “This is written about his mountaintop retreat, the Chateau de Nuit, and how he’s inviting a select group to spend the New Year’s Eve there.  You can’t be serious that he’d invite me!”

          “You are the best detective in Pennsylvania, dear.  Maybe he hopes you’ll be able to help him with something that’s bothering him.”  He handed her the invitation.

          She took it, but instead of opening it, looked at the next article.

Ian Masque’s Strange Ship – A Floating Museum

The Rhine Maiden, a large riverboat, was conceived of and designed by Masque himself.

          She blinked a couple of times, then looked back at the first article.

     Masque announced that his house would be a retreat, or – as he said when he began the project – “A spa for those who, like me, are interested in the supernatural and unknown.”

     Recently, Masque began construction of a ship that will transport visitors to the base of the castle.

          Ah, so that’s how he’s getting them… us… there, she thought.  She looked at the invitation and ripped open the envelope.  “Do you want me to read this to you, Papa Jensen?”

          “Yes, dear.  I would be delighted, and he might even explain why he wants you there.”

          She took the invitation out of the envelope, cleared her throat, and read:

            “Mr. Ian Masque requests your presence at a most unusual New Years Eve Party atop his mountain retreat, Chateau de Nuit.  Come celebrate the dawn of 1939 with a group of select guests.

            “At the chateau, Mr. Martin Urfe, famed amateur magician, will perform his astounding electric chair illusion, “Escape from Death.”

            “All guests will be transferred to the base of the castle via Mr. Masque’s ship, the Rhine Maiden.  During the river voyage, Mr. Masque will present his latest acquisitions from expeditions around the world.”

          “It’s signed by Ian Masque himself,” Pumyra finished.  She looked up at Old Jensen.  “Do you think I should go?”

          “Well, he probably feels that something is going to happen, and wants an investigator on hand just in case.  You’re a smart girl.  If you feel you wish to go, then go.  Nothing is stopping you.”

          She smiled at him.  “Well, I have a month to decide.  I believe I’ll look into this a bit more first.”

          “Whatever you wish, darling.”

          She went to put the invitation back into the envelope, but paused when she saw another piece of paper in the envelope.  She pulled it out and unfolded it.

            “Dear Ms. Pumyra Jensen,

            In case you are wondering who else is to be coming to this party, and wish to contact them, below is a list of people:

            Mr. Martin Urfe, famed amateur magician

            Colonel Mustard, World War Veteran

            Dr. Julia Kell, German Psychiatrist

            Mr. Green, former American millionaire

            Mrs. White, former maid and nanny for the rich

            Miss Scarlet, former Hollywood actress

            Sabata, world famous Spanish artist

            Mrs. Peacock, famous for political scandals

            Professor Plum, British Egyptologist

            Madame Popov, Russian hypnotist”

          Hmm, I have heard of quite a few of those people, she thought.  As for the rest, I’m sure that Davie Dear will be able to find something on them.

Something tells me there’s more behind this invitation than just a party…

          David Fletching (J) was throwing paper everywhere as he opened draw after draw with pointless information that he had a habit of gathering.  Pumyra sat in a chair eating an apple while reading a paper that David had written on about Ian Masque.

          David, like her, was a detective, but his specialty was getting useless information that turned out to be important months to years later.  Sometimes the boss wondered out loud why he shouldn’t fire David, but he never acted on it.

          She looked up as David sat on his desk, panting.  “I found a paper you wrote about Ian Masque.”

          “Great,” he panted, “you can – read it to me – while I try – to catch my breath…”

          She cleared her throat.

            “Little is known about Ian Masque except that he owns the amazing chateau built atop the Alpine Mountain – the scene of this upcoming New Year’s Eve party.  Rumored to be fabulously wealthy with an interest, and even a belief, in the supernatural.”

          She looked at him.  “You have terrible handwriting.”

          He shrugged.  “Never claimed I was an expert in handwriting.  It’s better when I take my time.”  He launched himself from the desk into the papers again.  “I know I have papers of those people somewhere around here!”

          She sighed, taking another bite of her apple.  “Oh, dear.”

          “Green!” he said suddenly, throwing a paper in her direction.  “Ah!  Kell!”  Another one followed.

          She caught the two papers, carefully placing them on the desk and rubbing out the creases.

          “Ooh, three of them all together!  Mustard!  Peacock! Sabata!”  Three more flew over, and she repeated the process.

          He sat in the pile of papers he’d created, coughing from the dust.  “Okay, girl, what do we have?”

          She lifted the papers and squinted, trying to read his writing.

            “Mr. Green lost his family fortune in the great crash on Black Tuesday and has been struggling to keep up appearances ever since.  Though he looks and acts the aristocrat, rumor has it that he is desperate for anything to turn around his financial life.

            “Dr. Julia Kell is a psychiatrist, one who felt comfortable remaining in her homeland.  There are rumors that she works for the government, but there is no evidence of that.

            “Colonel Mustard held major commands in the World War and in Africa.  His exemplary leadership was tainted with accusations of profiteering that hit the tabloids.  According to the papers, his stashes have long been consumed by his luxurious lifestyle.

            “Mrs. Peacock left London after her involvement in a messy romantic triangle with key political figures.  She fled to America, where papers later reported on her affair with the New York Senator, who was later shot by his wife.

            “Sabata is a Spanish artist, and his paintings are world famous.  His behavior is fevered and irrational.”

          She scratched her head.  “You ought to take lessons in writing fast. I can’t read most of what you read.”

          “Ah,” he said, smiling.  “I was wondering why you were only reading a couple sentences.  I know I filled those papers in completely.”

          “Yes, and you even left a blank spot on the back so you could practice your pathetic drawings.”

          “They’re not pathetic!  I just need more practice!”

          “Indeed.  Well, what about the others?”

          Within seconds, papers were flying all over his office again, as if to try and compete with the snow.  Pumyra rolled her eyes.  I can just see Snarf’s reaction if he got only a glance at this.  That annoying creature would have a heart attack while going berserk.  She smiled almost wickedly, picturing Snarf being thrown into an asylum for the mentally insane.  How I hate that creature!  He’s probably the only thing I don’t miss from back home!

          David once again threw papers in her direction.  “Plum!  Scarlet!  Urfe!”  He paused, blinking at one of the pages.  “President Hoover.  Huh, I thought I threw this out…” He shrugged, and kept looking.

          She flattened the pages in her palm.  “You ought to keep all your papers filed in a neat order.  No offense, but this mess is pathetic.”

          “Go pound sand.”  He stood up, two more papers in his hand.  “Popov and White.  I knew I had heard all those names before.”  He handed them to her.

          She glanced over the pages and sighed.  “Your handwriting is about as neat as your office right now.”

          “I’ll clean it before the week’s out.  Just see what you’ve got.”

          She nodded.

            “Professor Plum is an Egyptologist who published a series of articles that caused quite a stir.  He claimed that there are holes in Egyptian history – holes that are to be filled by further discoveries.

            “Miss Scarlet was an actress in West End and moved up into Hollywood.  Her chance at a career slipped away mysteriously.  She is known for scandal than acting.

            “Martin Urfe is the heir to the busted Kent ‘fortune’ of Bloodworth Estates.  He is also an accomplished magician.  He performs elaborate (and impressive) illusions for his rich friends, including Ian Masque.

            “Madame Popov, a Russian expatriate, is a trained hypnotist.  She participated in the Soviet Union’s notorious experiments in ESP.  There are theories that she is a spy, but there is no evidence of that.

            “Mrs. White had a long career working as a nanny and maid for high-profile families where discretion is valued as much as the skills.  As most people like her, she has little to show for it.”

          David looked at her.  “This looks like it’s going to be quite a party, Pums.  Most of these people have records, and I don’t mean clean ones.”

          “If these are the people he’s inviting,” she said, “then no wonder he probably wants the best detective in Pennsylvania there!  He probably needs me to find out something about them that’s really important.”

          “No doubt about that.  So, are you going?”

          “And miss the chance to talk to the criminals themselves?  Are you crazy?!  There’s no doubt that I’m going!  If I don’t I’ll regret it for the rest of my life!”  She leaned forwards and whispered, “Besides, I want to know why he would be stupid enough to invite those people, then invite me.”

 

To be continued…

 


 

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