:::Meanwhile at Castle Plundar:::
Monkian was flipping through
the cable channels as he lazily munched on a week old Banana-Pepperoni
slice of pizza from Berbil Hut. Skipping past the Sailor Moon rerun,
he stopped when he saw the Comedy Central logo pop up on the TV.
His eyes became glued to
the screen as South Park appeared. After hearing a few vulgar phrases
from the show, a dopey grin spread over his face.
And deep within the void
in Monkian's skull, which we would normally call a brain, the light from
a candle flickered into a full blaze.
"I got it!" He hollered.
"What, that your pizza has
penicillin on it?" Vultureman scoffed as he finished off his peanut
butter and pickle sandwich.
"Hoo hoo, that's what we
need to do!" He said as he pointed to the screen.
"AHHHhh- totally degrade
ourselves by screaming vulgarities at each other, and get paid at the same
time?"
Slythe entered the room
as Vultureman gave his response to Monkian.
"Sssounds good to me!"
Slythe cackled. He came up and slapped Vultureman on the back.
"Good job, bird brain-" And he pointed to the screen. "Now
tell me how we can become like them, yes?"
Vultureman was befuddled
at the moment- how could Slythe actually want to go along with this idea?
AHH..oh well- at least I got the credit for the idea.
"AHHHhh, uhhh, well we need
four main characters- each one similar to the characters on the show."
Jackalman at the moment
was finishing off his final can of Jolt when he became interested in the
conversation.
"Nyah! I got dibs
on Stan's part!"
"AHHhhh-- and since I came
up with the idea- I'll be the director!" Vultureman cawed.
"Hoo, but Vulture-"
Monkian stuttered.
"But nothing, you're going
to have Kyle's part. Unless, you want to be Kenny.." Vultureman
sneered.
"Uh, ok." Monkian
grumbled. "I'll be Kyle then."
"AHhhh...Slythe, you're
going to be the fat boy, Cartman." Vultureman checked off his list
of characters.
"I am not fat you idiot!"
Slythe hissed. "Just hussssky."
"But who will be Kenny?"
Jackalman's infamous whine appeared. "We can't go on without a Kenny!"
Vultureman merely waggled
a finger at him. "Jackalman, Jackalman. I know that Lion-o's
still looking for a job- and everyone knows its a fact that he'll never
get one. So...."
"Nyah hah ha! Your
cunning never ceases to amaze me!" Jackalman laughed.
"AHHhh..That's why I'm the
director." Vultureman beamed.
"Ssssooo, who's going to
be Chef, and Wendy? I don't know any other female mutants, and all
our lackeys are missing."
It was Jackalman's turn
to add his contribution. "Ha ha hah heh! Pummyra owes me for
a bet I made with her once- She can be Wendy!"
"Hoo hoo, and it will be
no problem to get Panthro with these photos I got." Monkian grinned.
"Let me see that-"
Vultureman grabbed the photos. They were only pictures of bananas.
"Bananas?!? How in Plundar is that going to get Panthro to be on
our... our..."
"Parody?" Jackalman
chimed in.
"Right." Vultureman
stared at Monkian.
"Hoo, well he doesn't have
to know they're pictures of him." Monkian hooted.
"Heh heh.. then leave the
rest to me guys! Tally-Ho Mutants!" Vultureman shouted.
***
"What do you want, Jackalman?"
Pummyra scowled, her eyes narrowed at the mutant.
"Yeah, what she said- and
where are those pictures, Monkian?" He growled.
"Mmm, mhpm mmhp....(these
are good cookies...)" Lion-o mumbled.
All of the Thundercats were
present, all with the exception of WilyKit- who was still trying to regain
her sanity, locked up in a padded room in Cat's Lair.
"Ladies and Gentlecats,"
Vultureman paused. "I have recently come up with an idea that will
bring us back into employment. I will need everyone's help in this
of course; so that's why you're all here- We're going to do a parody of
South Park."
"South Park? Why South
Park?!?" Tygra crossed his arms.
"AAhhh... Because it seems
to be one of the more popular cartoons out there, and we figure once they
see us- we'll be a shoe-in to take their places! Besides, I always wanted
to use that Cartoon Converter Gun of mine one of these days." Vultureman
explained.
"Well, I only have one problem,
Vultureman- how can we be sure this Cartoon Converter Gun of yours actually
works?" Pummyra said as she laid back in her chair.
"AAHHHhh! My inventions
work perfectly fine!" Vultureman shouted. About everyone turned
around and stared at Vultureman, except for Lion-o, who was still munching
on the cookies. "Cross my fingers! Hope to die! Stick
a needle in my eye!" He stated with full assurance. Before
he could be doubted any further, he pulled out an odd looking pistol, set
the dial to "South Park", aimed at WilyKat. And fired.
WilyKat screamed as his
body morphed and shrank and stretched, his features twisting to a mockery
of his former self. Another words, he looked almost like Stan, except
for the feline face marks and striped mane.
"%&!%#% what did you
do to me you fat@$$ed mutant?" WilyKat screamed. "I'm shorter
than a #^@$$& snarf!" And it was true- Snarf stood by him
in wonder, nearly towering above the bewildered Thunderkitten.
"I haven't been able to
work out the censored cussing problem yet, but I figure it just adds to
the humor." Vultureman shrugged.
Tygra shook his head.
"Old habits die hard."
In the meantime, Panthro
was about to reach for the plate of cookies when Vultureman slapped him
on the wrist. "AHHh uhhh... Only for the Lord of the Thundercats."
Panthro was about to voice his opinion on the matter when Slythe cut him
off.
"My sssecret resssipe...
made with molasses and peanut butter." Slythe snickered.
Vultureman chimed in.
"Makes him sound more like Kenny."
Lion-o's eyes widened with
fear. "Mhph miph?" ("Got Milk?")
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