"Why haven't we seen these before?! I didn't know there was ANYTHING
on Thundercats, especially on the Internet." Lion-o stared at the
screen, gaped mouth.
"Perhaps we were too busy to ever look it up." Jaga spoke
to Lion-o. "Even I- Jaga the Wise, don't know everything."
He said as he wrapped his cloak around him. He soon realized after
standing there for a minute that his disappearing trick couldn't work,
so he slinked out of the room, grumbling something about "stupid special
effects".
"We never tried looking before..." Rationalized WilyKit.
"RRRrraaaaarrr...Quick- write down the URL of that website!"
Exclaimed Bengali.
"....aol.com....Cassio2x...index..done!" WilyKat said as he jotted
down the address.
"Sign off, sign off before we're caught!" Jackalman barked to
the Thunderkittens.
"Why in the world should we-" WilyKat began.
"When we're gonna be laid off anyway?" WilyKit finished.
"We don't need anymore dirt on our record as it is." Reasoned
Panthro.
"Beside- We could always do this thing on the Lair's computer."
Tygra added.
Jackalman was as excited as the Thundercats on the discovery.
Even though they were going to lose their jobs, they still had actual fans-
and that would be useful later to come.
"Right- at 10:00 we'll get everyone to the Lair- Mumm-ra,
Mutants, Lunatacks, and all." Lion-o ordered. "Jackalman- would you
please tell the others to come."
"Nyahh ha ha ha- For once I don't mind at all! I'll
see what I can do, Thundercat." Jackalman cackled as he gleefully
shot out of the room.
After seeing the way the mutant had acted, Pummyra couldn't help
whispering to Cheetara- "I swear he dashed out of here like Lion-o on a
sugar rush."
"We'll it is exciting news, Pummyra...though I must admit he
was a bit jumpy!" Cheetara chuckled back.
...
"What do they want ussssssss to do?" Slythe asked Jackalman.
"I swear- They found something that could get our jobs
back! They want us to meet them at the Cat's Lair tonight at ten!"
Jackalman spoke excitedly. He swore to himself that if he had a tail
it would have been wagging furiously.
"No place else to go really- the Ice Cream parlor is closed tonight."
Chilla thought out loud.
"Yeah- that and Mr. Freeze from that Batman show had just dump-"
Red-eye had spoke before Chilla shut his mouth with a well aimed blast
of ice.
"Perhaps the Thundercats have something in mind- what they could
possibly do with these, "websites", I have no idea." Mumm-ra said
plainly.
"GO MUMM-RA!! SSSSSSSEEEEEE what the Thundercats have to
offer!" The four statues turned their heads toward the group.
"Those WEBSITES are the key to getting our jobs back!!!!!!" Their
voices echoed throughout the room and beyond.
"HEY!! We're not on the set right now are we?!? Keep your
friggin' voices down!" Mumm-ra retaliated as he covered his ears.
The others followed suit- and poor Jackalman was almost deafened by their
shouting.
::::Meanwhile-in the dressing room::::
The statues voices carried down all away to the dressing rooms-
and though it was barely audible to the other Thundercats, Lynx-o heard
it loud and clear- loud being the key word.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Screamed Lynx-o as he clutched his ears
in pain. "Turn it down, turn it DOWN!!"
::::In another recording studio somewhere in Cartoon Network Studios...:::
"Scooby-dooby...OWWWUUUU!!!!"
"That's not in the script Scooby!- CUT!!!"
::::Back to the sitting room:::
"So we'll go to their little get-together then." Sneered
Luna.
"Right- and don't forget- its at ten tonight." Jackalman nodded.
The others were about to leave when something knocked on their
door- and then knocked it to the floor. A host of robots marched
into the room, rolling a red carpet to its center, and placing a makeshift
throne in its center. One of them placed a flag with an odd-shaped
skull on the floor. "In the name of Planet Doom I hereby name this
room property of Zarkon!" The other robots also cheered, while the Thundercat
cast stood dumbfounded. Mumm-ra was the first to snap out of it.
"What in all that is evil is going on around here?!?" Mumm-ra
shouted furiously.
"Why, when we heard that we were getting our jobs back, I figured
we just have to be ready before Monday rolls around." Lotor laughed
as he strode into the room.
"AHHHHHhh- Get your stuck up sorry-AAHhssed excuse for
a villain out of AHHhere!" Vultureman crowed. "We still have
to AHHair Saturday's episode before we're officially out of here!"
"You're the show that's replacing us?" Luna squealed.
"HA! I knew it all along- the producers are on drugs!"
Grune growled.
"Feh- I really don't care what you do to this dump-
I'm heading to the pyramid to rest for now. See you all later."
Mumm-ra said as he disappeared before everyone's eyes, the statues following
him.
"Ha- your "leader" is a flat out coward- he wouldn't even face
a REAL fighter." Lotor gloated. He then took a step forward and stepped
into something...something warm, warm and wet. He looked down and
was disgusted at what he saw.
"Heh heh heh- Ma-mutt left you a little gift to welcome you back...Hope
you liked it- Mwahahahahahahahah!!!" Mumm-ra's voice echoed throughout
the small room. Lotor shook his foot to remove some of the "gift"
from his leather boots.
"OUT!!!!" He shouted. "Everyone of you fleabitten' creatures-
OUT!!!" Lotor looked if he was about to lose it, and a stray screw
slipped from the side of his neck.
"Hey, lookie here," Grune said as he picked up the screw. "Have
you been screwing around with your robots again, or perhaps that pink excuse
for a princess?"
"OUT!!" He screamed, stomping deeper into the pile of filth.
"C'mon guys- Its starting to smell in here with that piece
of crap...and I don't mean what's on the floor..." Motioned Chilla, and
she stepped around the fuming prince- the others right behind her.
Lotor hastily forgot his anger as he took notice of the female
Lunatack. "Hey, want to come over to my place, and find out who is
the conqueror around here?" He whispered to her.
As everybody knows, trying to pick up Chilla in the manner Lotor had just shown, can be one of the most dangerous, and stupidest things to do known to mankind. Or as Lotor is about to find out- Robotkind.
"SHHHHAAAAAAHHHHH!!" Chilla let out one of her most icy blasts of breath yet- aimed directly for Lotor's....well...lets just say that his royal family "jewels" became "diamonds".
The others laughed at Lotor as they exited the doorway, Lotor
clutching himself as he moaned in pain.
...
::::at the Thundercats dressing room::::
The Thundercats were in the middle of discussion before they
too were interrupted- the Voltron force also decided to show up at
the same time Lotor's group took over their other room. Princes Allura
was the first one to enter.
"Ugghh...what in the world is that smell? Ohh my! And these
colors- red and black? Who in the world designed this room?"
She complained. "No, no, no. This will simply not do!"
"Who do you think you are, busting in here like this was your
room, Snarf, Snarf?" Snarf's fur bristled at end- he didn't see anything
wrong with the dressing room.
"Well, it WILL be my room as soon as we're finished here!" She
said snobbishly. "Bring out the materials, guys!" She yelled
outside the door.
A second later Hunk and Keith marched in with pink wallpaper,
pink cloth, pink paint, pink paint brushes. Pidge followed with two
pink chairs, and Lance with a pink dresser. The mice dragged a pink
stool with their robot. Soon the room was covered in the sickeningly
oppressive color- from ceiling to floor the room was transferred from a
cat haven to a pink hell on earth.
They dragged out the litterboxes and tossed them in the trash-
and everyone was relived about that...no one went near it since Lynx-o
began his obsession with mexican foods, and because Cartoon Network wouldn't
buy the odor-neutralizing brand. However, the Thundercats were repulsed
when they began installing a :::you guessed it::: pink toilet, with matching
pink toilet paper.
WilyKit wanted desperately to paint over the pink part of her
uniform by now- she like the others had grown tired of Allura's taste of
decoration. She then spotted a black marker- and hastily began to
cover the pink areas on her uniform.
"Hey Allura- you should really get to know that Pink Panther
guy- I think you two are meant to be together!" Cheetara sneered.
Allura gave her a dumb stare, and continued to order the men of the Voltron
force around.
"I think I'm gonna throw up in a minute..." Moaned WilyKat.
"Me too..." WilyKit shut her eyes.
"AHHH!! I'M BLINDED!" Snarf cried out.
"Lynx-o, you are one lucky cat- to not be able to see..see such
a horrific sight!" Panthro squinted his eyes.
"I'm gonna go crazy if I don't get out of here!" Tygra
said.
"To the Cat's Lair, Thundercats!" Lion-o shouted to the
others. "But before we go,.... HOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Lion-o roared
out the infamous battle cry. He pulled out the Sword of Omens, which
to his surprise, saw the princess' work as being evil- and actually fired
when he really wanted to. The pink wallpaper went up in flames, revealing
the Thundercat insignias underneath, also burning up the pink curtains,
the pink chest, and the pink stool. Unlike some of the other things
such as Jaga's disappearing trick, the Sword of Omens was not a prop, and
like Mumm-ra's magic - the real thing.
"HOOOOOOOO!!!!" The other Thundercats raised their fists
and gathered their belongings. Leaving a slightly singed princess
behind.
"Well, that didn't go to badly, did it?" Allura coughed.
"Aiieeee!" Pidge cried out.
"What is it now, midget?" Lance said cockily.
"We came here with 5 mice right? Well, there's only 4 here!!
Where's the other one?"
...In the hallway...
"Uuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp." Belched Snarfer. " 'scuse
me hee hee hee!"
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