Hey, anybody wanna ally with
We can offer an inexhaustible supply of various Irish beers, a near-inexhaustible supply of drunken Irishmen for cannon fodder, and of course, my own creative approach to problem solving:
CNN, last night:
"In international news today, the American fleet has surrounded the Emerald Isle with intentions to invade and hang Fianna the Fenian for the assasination of Rush Limburger. We go live to the battleship 'USS Extrafries" for a report. Bob?"
"As you can see, Jill, the forces of American Imperialism are in full array. This should be a debacle. We are just waiting for...say, what was that sound? Like a can hitting OH MY GOD!"
::Camera pans back to reveal literally thousands of cans of Guinness and Murphy stout raining down on the battleships from above::
"The beer seems to be fired by huge, keg-shaped cannons from the shores
of
::The reporter is jostled by a drunken, disarrayed american sailor, a can of stout in each hand::
YEAH!
::The camera pans again to reveal hundreds of sailors and pilots racing around, picking up cans of beer and slamming them. The reporter spots the admiral::
"Admiral, admiral! What's your take on all of this?!"
"Disgraceful, Bob, simply disgraceful. Only a green nincompoop would resort to beer warfare."
"Admiral, why is your pocket bulging like that? Do you have a can of beer in there?"
"Why no, Bob, I'm just happy to see you!" ::The admiral runs away::
"Back to you Jill!" ::Then a can brains the reporter and the camera goes black::
"This just in, the
"I'll get that dog, and his little poodle too!"
"When asked for a comment, Lord Fianna replied, "I like tapioca. This is a great day for the world!"
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