NOTE: If you’re under 18 and/or a Puritan with no sense of humor, GET LOST! Also, this is my first weird story, and if you don’t like it, please don’t hurt me!
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The Power is Mine!
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(Thundercats/Captain Planet & the Planeteers Crossover)
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A WEIRD story by:
Casca (The Soldier of Fortune)
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It was a beautiful day on Third Earth. The birds were chirping, the bees were buzzing, and a love-struck Wilykat sat in the courtyard of Cats’ Lair, writing a letter to his cold woman, Chilla:
"Dear Chilla," Wilykat wrote. "I love you SO much, my sweet Popsicle! I just can’t wait for us to get together again and . . .no, no, that’s not right!" Wilykat stopped, crumpled his letter up, and threw it behind him to join a small mountain of otherpaper balls. He then pulled out another sheet of paper and began his writing anew, "My DEAREST Chilla . . ."
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Hope Island
The alarms in the Crystal Chamber began to ring frenetically. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, went to check what was wrong."PLANETEER ALERT!" She cried. "PLANETEER ALERT!" All of the Planeteers immediately rushed into the Chamber.
"What is it, Gaia?" Wheeler grumbled, rubbing his eyes because he had been awakened from his afternoon nap.
"It’s terrible! It’s horrible! It’s downright degrading!" Gaia turned the viewing screen to Wilykat’s hill of paper in the courtyard of Cats’ Lair. "Paper is being wasted by the sheet!"
"Oh-NO!" All of the Planeteers exclaimed in unison.
"This is almost as bad as the time Duke Nukem threatened to blow up New York City with that nuclear weapon; all of those innocent trees in Central Park were in SO much danger!" Gi huffed up. "It’s time to show that paper wasting Eco-villain a thing or two!"
"Yeah! Just show us where that place is and we’ll go get ‘em!" Wheeler said, trying to act tough.
"Well, that’s the problem." Gaia checked the coordinates. "You see, this particular Eco threat isn’t on Earth. In fact, it’s in a whole other different dimension!"
"Vhat?!" Linka exclaimed in her bad Russian accent. "Buh Shamoi!"
"Then, why should WE care?" Ma-Ti asked.
"Because you’re the PLANETEERS, you little idiot!" Gaia screeched, almost causing Ma-Ti to burst into tears. "Now stop your whining and get your butts into that Geo-Cruiser. I’ll use my power to send you into the offending dimension."
"RIGHT!" All of the Planeteers said in unison. They then rushed out of the Crystal Chamber toward the Geo-Cruiser, stumbling over each other as they did so.
Gaia groaned. "You just can’t get good help these days!"
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Cats’ Lair, a few minutes later
Wilykat was startled out of his letter as some sort of flying vehicle roared overhead, its jet-wash scattering the paper balls all across the courtyard. He watched it as it slowed and hovered down, landing just a few yards away from Cats’ Lair. Wilykat curiously looked it over, not recognizing its primitive design. Still, he prepared himself for anything.
"Wilykat, what’s going on here?" Wilykat turned around to see Lion-O and the others running toward him, obviously to investigate the mysterious craft that had just landed on Thundercat territory.
"By Jaga!" Panthro exclaimed, looking around at the paper strewn across the field. "Dammit, Wilykat! Were you writing love letters to Chilla again?!"
Wilykat put on an innocent face. "What can I say? I love the lady!"
"Oh, when will you just forget about her, Wilykat?!" Wilykit threw her arms up in frustration. "She’s in the Circus Train now!"
"Shut-up, all of you!" Lion-O commanded, pointing at the Cruiser. "It’s opening up!"
As the craft opened up, five humanoid figures stepped out. The first one was dark-skinned. He had brown eyes, black hair, and was wearing gold bracelets around his neck and wrists. Next was a shabby light-skinned figure with messy red hair and green eyes; a total ragamuffin. His clothing was all wrinkled and dirty. However, the person after him was the total opposite. It was a female, very clean and very pretty. She had deep blue eyes and her long blond hair was tied up into a ponytail. She wore a vest over her shirt with tiny plastic symbol pins all over it. Following her was another attractive female, who had shoulder-length ebony hair and almond-shaped eyes. She was sporting a blue jacket and had some sort of charm on a lace around her neck. The last figure was a boy, who looked no older than twelve, with short black hair and brown eyes. He wore a couple bands with big feathers sticking out of them around his upper arms. Despite these differences, they did have some similarities. Their shirts, for example, were all pretty much universal; short-sleeved with some sort of weird globe insignia on the front. But the thing that caught the Thundercats’ attention was the fact that all five of them were wearing very noticeable and fancy rings.
"Just look at this dump!" The girl with the black hair said, motioning to the paper on the ground. "This place has some serious problems!"
"Hey!" Pumyra snapped. "Who asked you?! And for that matter, who ARE you?!"
"Whe are thee PLANETEERS!" The dark-skinned man proclaimed in a strange accent. "Ah am KWAME, from Ahfrica, with thee powa uhv URTH!" Kwame then pointed his ring downward. Seconds later, a huge jagged rock shot up from the ground.
"From North America, I am WHEELER, with the power of FI-HER!" At the redheaded male’s command, a ball of flame appeared and hovered in the air.
"Vrum Vestern Vurope, eye em LINKA, vith zee powa uv VIND!" The blond girl proclaimed, creating a tiny whirlwind with her ring.
"What the hell did she say?" Tygra asked.
"Linka said that she is from Eastern Europe, and she has the power of wind!" The girl with the raven hair answered for her friend. "As for me, I am GI, from Asia, with the power of WHA-TAH!" Gi then produced a miniature geyser, which shot up from a hole in the ground.
"Lastly, I am MA-TI, from South America, and I have the power of HART!" The boy declared as a bright pink beam shot from his ring and sped toward Wilykit, hitting her head-on and engulfing her in a powerful glow.
"WILYKIT!" Wilykat exclaimed.
"Oh, Ma-Ti!" Wilykit chanted, still glowing and oblivious to everything else around her. "I have the hots for you, baby!"
"What an Alluro wannabe." Cheetara muttered, rolling her eyes. The other Thundercats looked unimpressed at seeing the Planeteers’ power.
"Okay, now it’s our turn to introduce ourselves!" Lion-O said in a heroic voice. "We are the THUNDERCATS! I am Lion-O, the Lord of the Thundercats!" With that, Lion-O leaped through the air, and with one swipe from the Sword of Omens, he reduced Kwame’s rock to pebbles. "HOOOO!!"
"I am Cheetara!" The cheetah-woman then twirled her bo staff, creating a vortex that blew out Wheeler’s fireball. "But you can call me your worst nightmare!"
"I am Tygra, ‘nice’ to meet you." Tygra pulled out his bolo whip and snapped it toward Linka’s whirlwind. The whip passed right through the miniature tornado, dispersing the winds and causing it to collapse.
"Pumyra." The Puma-woman replied plainly as she reached into her pouch and pulled out a handful of small white balls. She then loaded them into a fur sling and let them fly at Gi’s geyser, plugging the hole and stopping the water.
"Wilykat is my name." Wilykat said as he produced a special type smelling salt, which he waved under his sister’s nose. Immediately, the glow surrounding her body disappeared and Ma-Ti’s spell was broken.
Angrily, Wilykit walked toward Ma-Ti. "I am Wilykit." She then slapped him hard across his face. "And I would NEVER fall for YOU if my life depended on it, Indian-boy!"
"Oww!" Ma-Ti cried as he cowered behind Wheeler. All the Thundercats laughed at him.
"Dhat whasn’t vhery nhice!" Kwame exclaimed. "Ah DEMHAND yhou apologize to him!"
"You are in no position to be making any demands, Kwame!" Panthro said. "Oh, by the way, I’m Panthro, and the rest of my friends are Lynx-O, Bengali, Snarf, and Snarfer."
"RHATS!" Linka screamed at the sight of the two snarfs. "Buh Shamoi!"
"*Schnarf*, oh brother!" Snarf rolled his eyes.
"Okay, enough chit-chat." Lion-O said, crossing his arms. "What brings you all here?"
"You are all a danger to the Eco system of your planet!" Gi said, picking up one of the paper balls on the ground and uncrumpling it. "Good lord! This isn’t even 100% recycled paper!"
"Not to mention that your handwriting is atrocious, Wilykat!" Wheeler added in, looking over Gi’s shoulder.
"Who asked you, loser?!" Wilykat spat.
Wheeler shook his head in shock. "Why you . . . you . . . hazard to the environment!"
"Now, now, Wheeler. Let’s not start an argument." Gi shook her finger at him. "*Ahem* where was I? Oh, yes, about all this wasted paper. I bet you don’t even have a decent recycling plan on this planet!"
"We try our best." Bengali retaliated. "But we also believe in prioritizing, and with our busy schedule, little things like that come last."
"LAST?!" Ma-Ti exclaimed. "When we prioritize, it always comes FIRST!"
"But you all have devoted your whole LIVES to the environment!" Tygra protested. "Here, we have OTHER things to worry about, like Mumm-Ra!"
"Who?" All of the Planeteers asked.
"Mumm-Ra is the ever-living source of all evil; an ancient warrior who attacks us practically every other day!" Lion-O explained.
"Oh, vat’s proobably vecause vou von’t viv vim va chahnce!" Linka stated.
"*Schnarf* what did she say?" Snarf asked.
"What Linka said, is that you probably don’t give Mumm-Ra a chance!" Gi translated.
"Yea!" Kwame agreed.
"Linka’s right! He wouldn’t be so hostile if you Thundercats offered to make peace with him!" Ma-Ti suggested. "That way, you could all live in harmony and tranquility and play ring-around-the-rosie with each other all day long WITHOUT all the fighting."
"Don’t make us vomit, Ma-Ti." Wilykit said. "Trust me, you REALLY don’t know Mumm-Ra like we do."
"Okay, OKAY!" Gi waved her arms around. "Back to the ISSUES!"
"Oh, boy." Lynx-O would have rolled his eyes if he had the ability to.
"I’ve been noticing that . . . that polluting monstrosity over there." Gi motioned to the Thundertank parked across the field.
"It’s called a THUNDERTANK, missy!" Panthro growled angrily. "And *I* was the one who built it, thank you very much!"
"Okay, whatever. So, Panthro, I’m betting that ‘Thundertank’ of yours can really gobble up those fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow." Gi said.
"What do you know?! It’s a very efficient machine!" Panthro exclaimed.
"A DEATH machine is more like it!" Wheeler contradicted. "I’ll bet it has all sorts of secret weapons mounted on it that you use to further hurt the simple animal and plant life of this planet. It’s probably not NEARLY as peaceful a vehicle as our Geo-Cruiser, which runs on solar power!"
"Yeah!" Gi said. "You GO Wheeler!"
"Yeah!" Ma-Ti parroted.
"Yea!" Kwame agreed.
"Yah!" Linka jabbered.
"Solar power?" Tygra asked. "Then, how do you fly it at night?"
"We don’t." Gi answered. "At nighttime, we don’t go anywhere. We just stay on Hope Island and go skinny-dipping in the bay, so that we can be ONE with nature and all of its glory!"
"You are all so CLUELESS!" Wilykat shouted at the top of his lungs. "Why are we wasting our time listening to you idiots anyway?!"
"IDIOTS?! By golly, I’ll show you!" Wheeler pointed his ring at Wilykat. "FI-HER!" He then sent a stream of flame in the Thunderkitten’s direction.
"Yikes!" Wilykat exclaimed as he leaped out of the way. The fire scorched the grass on the place he was standing just a split-second earlier.
"Wheeler, stop! You’re killing the innocent grass!" Gi exclaimed. "WAH-TAH!" Gi conjured up a small stream of water that extinguished the flames. She then rushed to the burnt spot on the ground and reached out to touch it, feeling the charred blades of grass crumble beneath her hand. Gi immediately burst into tears. "Poor little grass! It never had a chance!"
"Oh, God! I’m sorry!" Wheeler cried. "I’m so sorry!" The rest of the Planeteers, who were also crying, crowded around both Wheeler and Gi to provide some comfort.
Lion-O leaned toward Lynx-O and whispered, "Call Captain Bragg, and tell him that we have another shipment of wackos for him."
"Right away, Lion-O!" Lynx-O then obediently rushed back to the Tower of Omens.
Cheetara looked at the sobbing Planeteers, disgusted. "Oh, what are you all whining about?! That punk tried to flambé Wilykat!"
"Yeah!" Wilykat agreed, fingering a blackened spot on his costume.
"Buh Shamoi!" Linka wailed. "Ghrazz ez pheple, to!"
"What did she say?" Bengali asked.
Gi looked up at the Thundercats with teary, but infuriated eyes. "She said that grass are people, too, you dopes!" She clamored, her voice raw with emotion.
"DOPES?! Who are you calling dopes, bitch?!" Cheetara yelled back.
Gi and Linka fainted, for their delicate ears could not stand to hear such words. Reacting to this, both Wheeler and Kwame ran to catch Gi and Linka as they fell, but the two girls slipped through their arms and crashed to the ground.
"Potty mouth! Potty mouth! Cheetara is a potty mouth!" Ma-Ti sang.
"SHUT-UP, YOU BRATTY LITTLE ECO-FREAK!" All of the Thundercats shouted. Ma-Ti began to whimper and cry like a little baby once again.
Kwame could not tolerate the Thundercats’ bashing of his little friend any longer. "Dhat’s it! URTH!" At once, a giant boulder fell from the sky to crush the Thundercats.
"YAAHH!" Panthro exclaimed as he gracefully twirled his nunchuku and shattered the boulder into harmless little fragments.
"If it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you’ll get!" Lion-O proclaimed, raising the Sword of Omens above his head. "Thunder, Thunder, Thunder . . . THUNDERCATS, HOOOOO!" The Sword of Omens immediately grew to three times its original size, and the rest of the Thundercats gathered around Lion-O.
"What . . . what’s going on?" Gi whispered as she and Linka woke up. "Uh-oh!"
"Come on, you guys!" Wheeler said, trying to act all bad. "Let’s show these polluting freaks what we PLANETEERS can do!"
"Eye vouldn’t agrhee mhor, Wheeler!" Linka said.
"Umm . . . what did she say, Gi?" Wheeler whispered to her.
"Linka said that she couldn’t agree more with you, Wheeler." Gi answered.
"Ahh, she loves me!" Wheeler sighed, smiling.
"VOVE VOU?! VHY VOU VHITTLE BHASTAHRD! VI’LL KHICK VOU VIN VA BHUTT EVE VOU SAHY VHAT AGHAIN!" Linka screamed.
"Care for me to translate, Wheeler?" Gi asked.
Wheeler turned red. "It’s okay, Gi. I don’t think I want to know what she said."
"ATTACK!" Pumyra suddenly screeched as the Thundercats charged the Planeteers.
"VIND!" Linka commanded, sending out a blast of air that the Thundercats easily avoided.
"Is that all you’ve got, mush-mouth?" Cheetara laughed as she struck Linka upside the head with her staff.
"Buh Shamoi! Vhat stahv iz mhade vhrom a devhensless RHEDVOULD TRHEE!" Linka babbled as she was knocked down.
"What did she say?" Cheetara asked as she kicked the downed Linka in the stomach.
"*URPH* . . . she said that your staff is made from a defenseless redwood tree!" Gi said as she locked in a tight grapple with Pumyra. "*ERR* . . . and I agree with her! You should have hugged that tree, not chopped it up and used it as some weapon for senseless violence, you . . . *OOOFFF*!" Gi was suddenly knocked off balance slammed to the ground by Pumyra.
"LINKA!" Wheeler screamed as he noticed the love of his life being beaten senseless by Cheetara, not noticing (or caring) that his other friends were getting their asses kicked as well. "You’ll pay for that you . . . you . . . bad spotted person! FI-HER!" Wheeler shot a surprisingly huge wall of flame that forced Cheetara back, but unfortunately for Wheeler, his attack on Cheetara also spurred Panthro, Bengali, and Tygra to gang up and start beating the crap out of him.
Meanwhile, Ma-Ti faced Wilykat. "Come on, Wilykat!" Ma-Ti taunted the Thunderkitten. "Let’s see what you’ve got!"
"Cat Claw!" Wilykat announced as he threw a fancy kick into Ma-Ti’s stomach.
"Pain!" Ma-Ti moaned as he doubled over.
Wilykit, seeing a window of opportunity for revenge, came up behind Ma-Ti and kicked him in the ass, causing him to fall, face down, onto the ground. "That’ll teach you to use that ‘heart’ crap on ME, you pathetic little planet-punk! Go through puberty and get some REAL powers!"
"SUCHI!" Ma-Ti cried. "SUCHI, HELP ME!"
"Suchi?! Who the hell is . . ." Wilykat’s question was answered when a spider monkey dropped down on him from seemingly out of nowhere and began to bite and claw his head. "AH! Get this little hairball off of me!"
Wilykit managed to pull the annoying monkey off of her brother. She then tossed the animal to Snarf and Snarfer, who gave the creature the beating of a lifetime. "*Schnarfer*, this is fun!" Snarfer said with glee as he and his uncle continued to thrash Suchi.
In the midst of the battle, Kwame saw Lion-O about to attack him. "URTH!" Kwame screamed frantically, hurling multiple rocks at Lion-O, which The Lord of the Thundercats deflected with his Claw Shield.
"HOOOO!" Lion-O bellowed as he smashed into Kwame’s face with the sole of his boot.
"OUCH! Such VIHOLENCE!" Kwame staggered backward. "Mi frhends, we mhust chall uhpon Chaptain Plhanet!" Kwame then aimed his ring skyward and shouted, "Lhet owa Powas chombine! URTH!"
"Who?!" Lion-O said, confused.
"FI-HER!" Wheeler bellowed.
"VIND!" Linka exclaimed.
"WAH-TAH!" Gi called.
"HART!" Ma-Ti cried (literally).
Five colorful beams of light shot up to merge in the air. "By your Powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET!" A mysterious voice rang out. There was a blinding flash of light, and a figure appeared hovering in the air.
"GO PLANET!" The Planeteers chorused.
The Thundercats stared at Captain Planet for a moment, then all at once burst out into uncontrollable laughter.
"Hey!" Gi protested. "That’s Captain Planet! He’s going to kick your rear ends!"
"As if!" Wilykit spoke through her laughter.
"Captain Planet!" Ma-Ti whined. "They killed my monkey!"
"From the looks of things, your monkey died a LONG time ago, kid!" Wilykat mocked.
Ma-Ti blinked dumbly. "What was THAT supposed to mean?!"
Captain Planet looked at the laughing Thundercats with hate in his eyes. "Don’t worry, Ma-Ti, I’ll handle these polluting goons!" With that, Captain Planet whirled around with blinding speed, creating a short-lived tornado that blew all of the Thundercats down.
"HOOOO!" Lion-O leaped to his feet. "Eat this, blue boy!" He yelled as he fired an energy bolt from his sword at Captain Planet, knocking him out of the sky. "HOOOO!"
"Now!" Bengali exclaimed. "Let’s get him while he’s down!"
The Thundercats simultaneously rushed Captain Planet.
"Captain Planet!" Gi screamed. "Oh no!"
Captain Planet bellowed in agony as he was attacked from every direction. Being a superhero, he was no stranger to pain, but never this intense! It wasn’t too long before he was finally hammered into unconsciousness.
"Hey guys, I have a great idea!" Wilykat said. "Let’s go dump this guy into Acid Lake!"
All of the Planeteers gasped at Wilykat’s words. "ACID LAKE?! Why you horrible Eco-villains!" Gi exclaimed. "Who would stoop so low as to pollute a lake SO much that the water becomes acid?!"
"It didn’t get that way from pollution! It’s a natural occurrence on our world, you dumb tree-hugging bitch!" Cheetara said, again causing Linka and Gi to faint, bumping their heads together on the way down.
Lion-O, ignoring the petty female yelling, thought over Wilykat’s suggestion. "Sorry Wilykat, but I don’t think Jaga would allow that."
"Man! Jaga’s such a party pooper!" Wilykat pouted. "So, what DO we do with him?"
"You will do NOTHING to me!" All of the Thundercats whirled around to see the bruised and bloody Captain Planet painfully getting to his feet. "I’m outta here. The Power is yours!" With that, he split up into five beams of light and returned to the Planeteers’ rings.
"My hero." Wheeler rolled his eyes.
"Who need him, anyway? Come on, guys! We can still beat them ourselves!" Ma-Ti shouted as he rushed toward the Thundercats, only to stumble over his own feet and bang his head against a rock, knocking him out. Everyone got a good laugh at Ma-Ti’s expense once again.
Wheeler and Kwame look at each other, then at the Thundercats, knowing that they were now hopelessly outmatched and outnumbered. They both turned to run back to the Geo-Cruiser when, all of a sudden, the two men were pelted with swarms of little white balls and were out like lights.
"Nice shot, Pumyra!" Panthro congratulated.
"Thanks, Panthro." Pumyra put away her sling.
Tygra walked toward the five unconscious Planeteers and smiled fiendishly. "You know, it will be a while before Captain Bragg arrives."
Bengali put his arm around Tygra. "I just love how your mind works, Tiggy! We call dibs on Wheeler!"
At once, the Thundercats went to work. Lion-O tossed away his Sword of Omens and jumped on top of Linka.
"Vhat . . ." Linka slowly opened her eyes. "BUH SHAMOI!" Linka squirmed, trying to get away from Lion-O, but he held her to the ground, her hands pinned under her so she couldn’t use her ring.
Lion-O smiled. "Ohh, A feisty one! I like that!" He first reached around to the back of her head and untied her hair. Then, with single, swift motion, Lion-O ripped off Linka’s shirt, vest and bra. He was immediately aroused at the sight of her full, gorgeous breasts. "Ohh, baby!" He leaned forward and began to run his tongue between them, making Linka moan in delight.
"Vake mi, Vion-Ho!" Linka whispered in Lion-O’s ear.
Lion-O let out a predatory growl as he yanked Linka’s shorts and panties down all the way to her ankles. Freeing his stiff one from his own pants, Lion-O thrust into the blond Planeteer, taking her virginity and claiming her as his own.
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Meanwhile, Panthro, Snarf and Snarfer were about to get down and dirty with Gi. It was when Panthro had just finished stripping away the last of Gi’s garments that she woke up.
"What the?!" Gi said in confusion as she suddenly realized that she was naked and vulnerable to the muscular blue Thundercat and the two huge ‘rats’ standing over her. "WAH-TAH!" She yelled, but nothing happened.
"Looking for this?" Panthro held up her ring for her to see, then threw it behind him.
"*Schnarf*, it’s time to get to work!" Snarf said. At once, he and his nephew attacked Gi’s bare breasts and began to suck on her hard nipples, Snarfer on the left and Snarf on the right. Gi gasped as a sudden warmth spread though her chest. She just couldn’t believe that this was actually happening!
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Elsewhere, Cheetara and Pumyra were already naked and in the heat of passion with Kwame. Cheetara impaled herself on Kwame’s hard rod while Pumyra sat on his chest and placed her right nipple into Kwame’s mouth. You could imagine his shock when he woke up.
"*Mph!* Lahdies, plhease!" Kwame exclaimed with wild eyes.
The two women ignored Kwame as they continued to do naughty things to him. Cheetara giggled as she bucked and rode on Kwame’s stiffy while Pumyra trained Kwame’s mouth in the art of nipple sucking, and to her delight, he was a fast learner.
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In another corner of the courtyard, the Thunderkittens were ‘playing’ with Ma-Ti. Working as a team, they quickly stripped him. As the boy’s underwear came off, his little fellow quickly perked up.
"Is that ALL you have to offer us?" Wilykit frowned. "Oh, well. I guess it’ll have to do!" She then took Ma-Ti’s sword into her mouth, slurping loudly.
"Wait!" Ma-Ti pleaded as he awakened. "You’re not being politically correct! We’re too young to be doing this sort of thing, and besides, I firmly believe in abstinence! You cannot expect me to . . . YAAAHHH!" He was suddenly cut off when Wilykat’s hand came hard across his ass.
"Just shut your piehole and we won’t hurt you . . . much." With that, Wilykat penetrated Ma-Ti, making him scream even louder.
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Just a few feet away from them were Tygra and Bengali, who were about to have their way with Wheeler. The Planeteer regained consciousness as Bengali seized his pants and underwear and yanked them down.
Wheeler stared at his two partners, then look around jealously at Kwame with Cheetara and Pumyra, and Ma-Ti with Wilykit. "Oh, man!" Wheeler exclaimed. "Why did *I* have to get stuck with the fag . . ." Wheeler was cut off when Tygra gave him a passionate kiss.
"Trust me, copper-top, you’re gonna LOVE this!" Tygra put his hands on Wheeler’s shoulders and forced him down on his knees. Tygra then pulled his own pants down and stuck his tiger man-meat right into Wheeler’s face. "Suck it." He commanded.
"No way!" Wheeler resisted, although deep down, he really DID want to suck Tygra’s dick.
Tygra gave Wheeler a sharp slap on the head. "SUCK IT!" He repeated in a much louder growling tone.
Wheeler gulped. "Well, here it goes." He then opened his mouth and took Tygra’s huge one into his mouth.
Tygra moaned. "Ohhh . . . that’s it! Use your tongue, baby!"
As Wheeler sucked, Bengali kneeled down behind him. Placing his hands on Wheeler’s hips, Bengali slowly slid his hard into the Planeteer’s ass. Although it hurt like hell, Wheeler’s mouth was so busy that he couldn’t even scream.
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"Ooohhh . . . OOOOHHHH!" Linka screamed as Lion-O continued to pound into her. She never felt anything so incredible in her life!
"You haven’t seen anything yet!" Lion-O panted as he started to pick up speed.
Linka just couldn’t handle it! She forcefully pried her hands out from behind her, reached up, grabbed Lion-O’s mane, and brought him down to meet her lush lips, engaging them in a savage tongue duel.
"Oh, YES!" Lion-O gasped. "NOW you’re learning!"
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Panthro let out a throaty growl as he removed the bottom of his costume to go to press on Gi’s lower half as the snarfs continued to work the upper. "You are so beautiful, Gi." Panthro put on a horny smile.
"W . . . wait!" Gi gasped. "This . . . this is SO wrong! I can’t . . ."
"Shhh . . ." Panthro put a finger to Gi’s mouth. "Just relax, girl." With that, he straddled Gi began to thrust madly into her, causing her to pant in both fear and rapture.
"Ahhhh . . ." Gi breathed as she clutched the furry snarfs on her chest, feeling Panthro’s manhood invade her.
"My you are . . . *HRMPH* . . . tight!" Panthro drove even harder. "I like it!"
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"Go Kwame! Go Kwame!" Pumyra squealed in pleasure as Kwame continued to suck on her tits, which were now as hard as bullets.
Meanwhile, Cheetara was still riding Kwame’s meat like a horny cowgirl, using her cheetah speed to hump faster and faster. Kwame grinned around Pumyra’s nipple. How could he have stayed a virgin and missed out on this action for all these years?
Pumyra suddenly pulled away from Kwame and kissed him. "You do good tit sucking, Kwame. Now let’s see how good you are with THIS!" She then shifted her position so that her clit rested on Kwame’s chin. The Planeteer’s tongue then snaked out of his mouth and slithered into it, producing a loud moan from Pumyra.
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"All right, enough of this." Wilykit said as she stopped sucking Ma-Ti’s cock. "It’s time to get SERIOUS!" Suddenly, Wilykit stood up and impaled herself on Ma-Ti while her brother continued to work the little Planeteer’s ass.
"NO!" Ma-Ti sobbed. "The last of my innocence . . . GONE!"
"Oh, will you stop it already?!" Wilykit said as she moved around on Ma-Ti. "I’m not going to have the mood spoiled by your whining!" She then wrapped her hand around Ma-Ti’s throat threateningly.
"Okay!" Ma-Ti surrendered. "You win!"
"That’s more like it!" Wilykit removed her hand, then pressed her lips to his.
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Both Wheeler’s jaw and bum were aching from accommodating his partners’ HUGE members, but he decided that it was best to not offend Tygra and Bengali by stopping now. He knew how testy gay people could get, no matter the species.
"That’s right." Tygra purred. "*UGH* . . . keep going!"
"*Gggrowl* . . . this guy is so good and tight!" Bengali kept thrusting in and out. "Too bad we can’t keep him!"
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Hope Island
Gaia sat on the steps of the Crystal Chamber, completely bored out of her mind. She had used her elemental powers in several ways to try and amuse herself, like creating tornadoes, draining and refilling the bay, even burning down the Hope Island forest then magically replenishing the trees. However, being the Spirit of the Earth, that got dull really quickly.
"I wonder what’s keeping the Planeteers. They’re never usually THIS late." Gaia then got up and walked into her Chamber.
"I’d better check on them." She then turned on the viewing screen and channeled it to the Cats’ Lair courtyard on Third Earth. Gaia’s mouth dropped as she caught a glimpse of the Thunderteer orgy. "What in the name of all that is good?!" Gaia cried as she shielded her pure eyes from the X-rated scene on the monitor. Reaching for a nearby table, she grabbed a potted plant (Which just happened to be her prized Winter Rose) and unthinkingly hurled it at the viewing screen, shattering the crystal glass to hundreds of shards and obliterating the picture, not to mention what it did to her rose. "Those wicked creatures will PAY for stealing my Planeteers’ virginity! I wanted to keep them clean for at least until I could dump them and get replacements!" Gaia rubbed her face. "Well, no use complaining about it here; I’d better go and exact justice." Gaia twirled around, then disappeared in a sweet-smelling puff of purple-pink smoke mixed with a couple monarch butterflies.
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Third Earth
Back in the courtyard of Cats’ Lair, climax and orgasm was about to take place:
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Linka rolled over on top of Lion-O, screaming in ecstasy.
"Ohhhhh . . . HOOOOOOO!" Lion-O released his load into Linka.
"BUH SHAMOI!!!!" Linka cried, then collapsed on top of the Lord of the Thundercats.
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Panthro gave out a loud war cry as he came inside Gi. She screamed, then went unconscious, still clutching Snarf and Snarfer to her bosom.
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Kwame’s eyes grew wide as he bellowed and unloaded into Cheetara. His body then fell limp, tongue still wiggling inside of Pumyra’s cunt.
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Ma-Ti gasped as he felt Wilykat spray his spunk all into his ass, causing him to climax and shoot his own substantial load into Wilykit. "Oh, my." Ma-Ti spoke, his head spinning. "I feel so strange all of a sudden." With that, he crumpled to the ground.
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"YAAHH!" Tygra and Bengali came simultaneously, quickly filling both ends of Wheeler, who climaxed himself, spraying his stuff all over the grass, and then fainted.
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Minutes later, all of the Thundercats had put their clothes back on and fixed themselves up as best they could.
"We wore them all out." Cheetara said, in slight disappointment.
Tygra smiled. "You know, they really weren’t all that bad."
"Yeah." Agreed Pumyra. "They really can do some amazing things when they get into it."
"Maybe we should hold off on the Captain Bragg thing and keep them for a while." Panthro suggested.
Lion-O shook his head. "No, no. Third Earth has had its share of weirdoes, and I wouldn’t want to make their own dimension suffer again by sending them back, so they MUST go with Bragg and . . . HUH?!"
Without warning, a colorful mist filled the air and a mysterious and beautiful woman wearing long, flowing pink and purple robes appeared, and she didn’t look like a happy camper. "I am GAIA, the Spirit of the Earth!" The woman announced. "I DEMAND to know what you have done to my Planeteers!"
"We showed them a good time. What does it look like?" Cheetara spoke, not in the least intimidated Gaia.
"You deflowered them! You POLLUTED their minds and bodies with your Eco-villain trash!" Gaia spat. "A crime this severe made against the Planeteers is punishable by RECYCLEMENT!" She then began to move toward the Thundercats, but was stopped when another entity appeared before her.
"Not if *I* have anything to say about it, nature whore!" The entity boomed.
"Jaga!" Lion-O exclaimed.
"Get out of my way, bastard!" Gaia spat. "Nobody messes with MY Planeteers and gets away with it!"
Jaga pushed her back. "If you so much as harm ONE strand of fur on MY Thundercats, then you’ll have to answer to me!"
Gaia suddenly smacked Jaga across the face with a glowing fist. "Take THAT, asshole!"
Jaga retaliated and kicked Gaia in the stomach. "Bring it on, bitch!"
The two spirits then spent the next 5 minutes trading blow for blow, the fight sounding like a thunderstorm, until it finally came down to a fierce grapple between them.
"Give up yet, Gaia?!" Jaga panted.
"Never, Jaga!" Gaia hissed.
Hands locked, Gaia and Jaga drew closer and closer to each other, until they were so close that their faces met and finally . . . they kissed! And what a kiss it was! Soon, they were both tearing at each other’s spiritual garments until they were both naked and engaged in the heat of passion. As their bodies squirmed together, they both began to fade away. The last thing that the Thundercats heard before Gaia and Jaga were completely gone were the sounds of humping and Gaia’s screams of, "Ohhh, JAGA!" echoing through the air.
"Well, rack up another victory for the mighty Thundercats." Lion-O said, turning back to his team.
"So, what do we do now?" Bengali asked.
There was a brief moment of silence as the Thundercats put their thoughts together. "I know! Let’s go lock up these Punkateers until Captain Bragg arrives, then have some more great sex when the whole gang is here!" Tygra said.
"Great idea, Tygra!" Lion-O exclaimed. "I just can’t wait to see Alluro again!"
"And Chilla." Wilykat added. "It’s been so long since I’ve held her cold body to mine!" He then pulled out a notepad and a pen. "Which reminds me, I have a letter to finish!"
And so we come full circle (well, sort of).
THE END
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