He looked up seeing a thunder kitten fly on a space bored above him.Damn thunder kittens fuck them all.His name is ambrose accylces he is new to this planet 3rd earth.I hate thundercats , i think ill pay mumm-ra a visit this evining.He morphs into poison mist floating over the feilds deteariating all of the grass and flowers. He stops at mumm-ra’s pyriamid  floating inside. Mumm-ra where are you! He walks to the main room stareing at the giant statues, a bright light flashes and mumm-ra appears at his front. Hello ambrose to what do i owe to this meeting.I need your help to carry out a plan to destroy the thundercats.Well you should know im always availible for that kind of work.Well  heres the plan, he whisppers iunto mumm-ras ear.They both start to laugh sinesterly and yet hestaricaly at the same time.I like the way u think ambrose says mumm-ra as he lets out another small laugh.Meanwhile at the cats lair ,well well willykit it seems its just me you and pumyra.I guess so , that sure was a fun ride to bad it got dark.Well we could sneak out for another quick ride we have the cats eyes.I dont know willykat it sounds dangerous ,come on sis lets go.The thunder kittens grab the eyes and head to the hanger to get there boards.Meanwhile at the pyramid, ambrose i like it should i locate those peskey kittens now, yes do it now.Mumm-ra walks to his couldron and looks into it he studys it for a moment, yes there they are flying in the treetops of the warrior maidens.(Ambrose yells curses) damn if theres anything i hate worse than thundercats its thundercats with warrior maidens, those bitchs have flameing arrows crosses from the origianl 1st earth and the whole nine yards.I hate i hate i hate warrior maidens!!!Mumm-ra slaps ambrose hard, snap out of it your a great fighter just kill them all then feast on them,yes kill them all.I
think ill take my adoptad fledgling chee with me ,yes she could be of great help he laughs then uses his powers to call chee to his side.With in seconds chee is standing beside him , hello ambrose you called me, yes today were taking out the thundercats he laughs and chee laughs to.So whats your plan ambrose he tells her the plan ,and they vanish together leading to the warrior maidens village.They see wilykit and wilykat fly by on there borads.Ok on three we kick them off and grab them and steal there boards, ok ambrose, one two three they both dropkick the kittens and jump on there boards flying down catching them.Ha we have them, mumm-ra teleport the kittens to your pyramid , ok ambrose.The kittens vanish leaving the two vampires flying over the warrior maidens village,look at them all sleeping silently like sheep for the slaughter, they both laugh wickedly then fly down shooting fireball spells at the huts and tree houses .Ambrose sets a firewall spell around the village trapping the warrior maidens.They both lasugh at the maidens as they run out of there houses some on fire some chocking on carbon monoxide,chee kicks one that falls in front of her then laughs.Ambrose grabs a healthy warrior maiden and snaps her neck and bites down drawing blood drinking the maiden dry ,he throws her worthless carcass at anotyher group of maidens running at him they all fall off the top of the tree dying on impact at the ground.Ambrose screams as an inflamed arrow hits him in the leg chee dives at the maiden who shot it and smashes a fist right through her chest letting the blood flow from the dead maiden, she shakes the carcass off her arm then yells at ambrose.Hey you allright!,yeah im ok he rips the arrow out of his leg and throws it throuygh a warrior maiden.Lets leave chee theres only five or six of them left, ok they both jump on the boards and fly back to the black pyramid.Ambrose and chee walk in the pyramid laughing hystericaly at what they just did, hey mumm-ra what are ye doing, im tortering the thunderkittens, ambrose looks over at chee then smiles ha thats funny.He picks up a rock and pegs willykat in the nuts then laughs harder, chee laughs with him oh thats funny ambrose.Let me try ,chee picks a rock up and pegs willykit in the forehead, ha that is funny aint it.Ambrose walks to willykat as chee walks to willkit they both laugh.Chee pulls a knife out ambrose cluthes a fist with thundrainium knuckles on it,chee slashes the kittens knees openm ambrose punches the other in the stomach then in the ribs, the kittens scream willykat coughs up blood spiting it on ambroses foot.Thats a bad kitty now pay the price ,he grabs his hand smashing all of the kittens knuckles at once, the kitten lets out a wild scream, echoing with the sound of pain.Ambrose laughs i feel much better, chee pulls out salt pouring it over the kittens knees, she screams loudly and cries a tear or two.I feel for you ambrose says sarcasticly wipping his eyes like there was tears there he laughs at himselef.Mumm-ra points out at a hourglass you havent much time to make it to your cript you had better go for the day ambrose.He turns to face mumm-ra ,yes we had better leave chee, he grabs a board as does chee and they fly out of the pyramid.

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