Voltron: Defender of the Universe!
I mean, this is the show that Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers ripped off! That alone should tell you something.
First of all, we have the hero robot, Voltron, with his blazing sword.
I don't know about you, but my Sword of Omens could defeat that robot and its sword any day of the week!
Then there's the cast. Compare them to us, and ask yourself which you like better!
Keith or Lion-O (Me!)
Keith is boring, has no personality, and acts like he has a stick up his butt in many of the episodes. He's also not nearly as handsome or charming as yours truly. I mean, come on, look at me in my bathing suit and tell me who you'd rather date.
Allura or Cheetara
Allura: She's a blond airhead who does foolish things and gets herself in trouble;
has a thing for pink and Keith (Bad taste, I say!)
Cheetara: She's blond Thundercat who saves others from doing foolish things and
gets them out of trouble; has a thing for me and wears sexy jumpsuits (Now
that's good taste!)
Pidge or the Thunderkittens
WilyKat or WilyKit alone could take him. I mean, look at him. He's just a human who does backflips and talks to mice. WilyKit and WilyKat would tear him to pieces in a real fight, and they'd exterminate those rodents, too.
Hunk or Panthro
No-brainer, especially when you're talking about Hunk. Panthro is a world class fighter, inventor, and warrior while Hunk is a world class food-consumer, a hothead, and goof-off. The two main things Hunk does are eat and ask where more food is. Oh, yeah, and he tries to beat people up sometimes, too.
Lance or Tygra
Another easy one. Lance's only talent is being a wise guy, while Tygra actually is wise, being a great mentalist and architect. Tygra would literally whip him in a fight.
Coran and Nanny or Snarf
Say what you will about Snarf being annoying, but he'll never hold a candle to these two. Nanny had Allura spanked for going swimming in a bikini at her adult (or nearly so) age. Snarf would never do that to me. And Coran! He's constantly giving people orders and doing nothing himself but pacing and worrying and complaining. Snarf fights right along with us and has even defeated Mumm-Ra!
The Space Mice or Snarfer
Hah! Snarfer may be irksome sometimes, but he would eat these stupid mice and their mouse-plane for breakfast. Even the Snarfer Automaton could do it!
Lotor or Mumm-Ra
If you even have to think about this one, you're beyond hope.
Zarkon or Slythe
They're both ugly and evil leaders, but Slythe could beat this guy. He just sits around all day and shouts out orders. Slythe will charge into battle and give us a real fight. Zarkon also wears a dress, detracting from his "evil and menacing villain" style. At least Mumm-Ra and Vultureman look good in their skirts.
Haggar or Luna
Haggar... one of the few beings in the universe, other than the Crystal Queen, whose voice is more hideous than Luna's! She's also uglier than Luna, which is no mean feat. Amok would easily defeat Haggar's scrawny little cat, too. You can't even give Haggar points for having the powers of evil magic, because it never works anyway.
Coba or Ma-Mutt
Ma-Mutt is a likeable evil sidekick, and loyal to his master. Nobody on the show, even enemies, really dislike Ma-Mutt. Just his master. Haggar's cat is another story. Everyone but Haggar hates her cat.
So now you know why we're so furious that we were replaced by this worthless show! You will pay for this outrage, Cartoon Network! You will pay!
So declares Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats!
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Disclaimer: This is solely Lion-O's opinion on these issues. Personally I am a Voltron fan, and I even have a Voltron Site. Lion-O is just very bitter about having his show cancelled.
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