Greetings and welcome to my brand new venture in the styling business! Now that the mighty Gyroscope is automated, I felt that after hundreds of years of service in the planet maintenance industry, it was time for a career change. Years of working in the Great Beneath left me with an ivory complexion that I found the surface world Thunderian women grew to envy. Many also complemented my retro Old Thunderian style hat and cape ensemble, and it came to me that my true calling was to bring beauty and style back to New Thundera and it's neighboring systems.
But I was not content to simply rehash old style of years past, I felt that to do justice to my clients, I must learn all there is to know about style from neighboring worlds and dimensions. I used my magic to teleport myself to a strange alternate dimension where, to my delight, everyone was blessed with exotic, beautiful clothes and wondrous hair styles and colors. It was there that I met the man who would complete my life and help me fulfill my dream, my soulmate, the Dark Magician. It was when I spied his hat that I knew we were made for each other!
Now my beloved Dark Magician has traveled back to New Thundera with me to help me fulfill my dream of brightening New Thundera with style!
But don't take my word for it, listen to the accounts of my satisfied customers!
First, the mighty Lord of the Thundercats himself, Lord Lion-O!
"After years of my wild red mane, I knew I needed a change. Something more together, more organized to reflect my outlook on a brand new Thundera. I think Jaguara and the Dark Magician found a style that really complements me."
Lion-O isn't the only Thundercat who has revamped their look in our spa... here is what noble Cheetara had to say about her experience here.
"Ever since I first attained the title of Thundercat I was displeased with my hair. The spots never sat right, and on humid days my hair would fly out of control. I even remember the Thunderkittens wisecracking that it was second only to Luna's in frizz. Once Spa Thundera opened I knew they would be able to help me, and I'm so glad I went! Now I get nothing but complements on my golden mane, and I've even been asked to model!"
Another prominent Thundercat, lady Pumyra, decided to give us a try when she visited from Third Earth and saw how our styles changed the outlook of her friends.
"Ever since I was a cub, I've always thought myself a plain-looking puma. Classically pretty features, but nothing that makes me stand out in a crowd or get attention like Cheetara or WilyKit. Sometimes I felt ignored, like I didn't have an exotic enough look like my fellow female Thundercats. But when I let the Dark Magician work his magic on me, I was amazed. The boring good-girl Puma was replaced with a vibrant, sassy wildcat! I love it!"
And it's not just the women and their leader getting makeovers now! Our latest Thundercat noble client was the mighty Panthro himself. He was a difficult case, having no hair to start with, but I had learned some hair growth magic in my travels and I knew I could give Thundera's favorite panther the mane he always wanted.
"With this new style and a fresh coat of gloss on my Thundertank, no sex kitten on Thundera can resist this bachelor! These days it's not the samoflange I have to tell the ladies to keep their paws off of!"
But wait! Don't think that our makeover magic is only for Thunderians! This is a new age for New Thundera, and our horizons are as broad as our creativity. If the Thundercats haven't convinced you, let me show you what two of our most recent clients, once enemies of Thundera themselves until they underwent a rehabilitation in a circus train, have to say about their transformation at Spa Thundera!
"When Jaguara and the Dark Magician first approached me, I admit to having been dubious that their treatment would be effective. Still, it was a free ticket out of the Circus Train so who can argue with that? I admit, it was a bit shocking when I first looked at myself in the mirror- I had said 'only a little up top', after all- but I was sold when Chilla told me I looked like a sexy hunk of psi."
One of Alluro's fellow Lunatacs was so impressed by his comrade's new style and success with women that he gave us a try himself. This one was indeed our most challenging subject, but I think we've found the ultimate style and color to complement our dear TugMug!
"Heh heh... Jaguara was right, mohawks are so Third Earth now! Well look out babee, here comes the new and eemproved TugMug!"
Don't miss out on your chance for a Spa Thundera makeover!
Stop by and visit the Dark Magician and Myself today! We're waiting for a new you!
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