The Hair Club For Men

Men! Has your social life suffered because of baldness?

Have you been rejected because of your unsightly hair loss?

Do you get frustrated every time you see your reflection because you see more and more of your scalp?

Never fear! The Hair Club For Men is here, and they're here to help men like you!

"What do you mean? You mean there's a way I can get my hair back?"

"Try the Hair Club For Men, yessss? Look what it did for Jackalman and Monkian!"

"I just joined a few weeks ago..."

"...And I can already feel my hair growing back!"

"I joined over a year ago... and look at me now!"

"Nyah ha ha... the Hair Club For Men can work for you too!"

"...And I'm not just the president... I'm also a customer!"

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