Hello folks this is Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats here with a public service announcement...

CARTOON NETWORK SUCKS!

Why would I say such a thing about a network kind enough to host my show? Well...

The morons there and at

decided that we Thundercats aren't good for ratings any more and pulled us out of their lineup.

How we feel about our replacement, Voltron Defender of the Universe

Now we're all out of work and pissed off, to say the least. Check out the reactions to the cancellation of some of Third Earth's angry inhabitants:

"Ancient Spirits of Evil, destroy Cartoon Network!"

"Cawww, noooooo!! Now we'll have to get by on the salary for that Hair Club for Men commerical!"

"As if it wasn't bad enough when got stuck in that #$@%^#$& Circus Train, now this!"

"NOOOOOO! I need my benefits, damn it!!"

"There there Cheetara... I know you're taking this hard..."

How Cartoon Network has screwed us over time and time again:

First there was the Exodus Incident, when they chopped several minutes out of the episode.

Second, they screwed up the continuity of Garden of Delights the first time they aired it, putting the middle of the episode first.

Third, there was the little Intro Scandal. They took our cool theme song and replaced it with some wierd ass Toonami mix.
If you'd like to see the terror they inflicted on the fans that day, go to Mumm-Ra's Pyramid and download both the video clips and see for yourself.

The next horrific sin commited by Cartoon Network was the decision to air the Annointment Trials all out of order.

Fifth, and by far the most evil, was to pull our series from the lineup completely and replace us with Voltron!

Not to mention all their other crimes, the poor dressing rooms, substandard salaries, and, worst of all, forcing us to share litterboxes!

It's not just me that's ticked off either... some of our favorite webmasters are mad too.

Here you see Mummraa, Cheeezey, Lady Bast, and Demonprist ready to tear Cartoon Network a new one!
(drawn by Lady Bast)

Lady Bast: "Oh no girls, me first..."

What to do now, you ask? Well we Thundercats as well as our enemies have teamed up together to smite the evil force known as Cartoon Network and get our jobs back. If you would like to help us poor unemployed Thundercats, write to ToonNet@aol.com and ask them to give us our jobs back.

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