Hello, folks!  This is Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats here with a public service announcement...

CARTOON NETWORK SUCKS!

Why would I say such a thing about a network kind enough to host my show? Well...

The fools there and at

decided that we Thundercats aren't good for ratings any more, and pulled us out of their lineup.

How we feel about our replacement, Voltron Defender of the Universe

Now we're all out of work and angry, to say the least.  It's not just me, either.  Here's how some of Third Earth's other citizens feel:

"Ancient Spirits of Evil, destroy Cartoon Network!"

"Cawww!  Noooooo!  Now we'll have to get by on the salary for that Hair Club for Men commerical!"

"As if it wasn't bad enough when got stuck in that #$@%^#$& Circus Train, now this!"

"NOOOOOO! I need my benefits!"

"There there, Cheetara... I know you're taking this hard..."

First there was the Exodus incident, when they chopped out several minutes out of the episode.

Second, they screwed up the continuity of Garden of Delights the first time they aired it, putting the middle of the episode first.

Third, there was the Intro Scandal. They took our theme song and replaced it with some strange Toonami mix.

The next unforgivable sin commited by Cartoon Network was the decision to air the Annointment Trials out of order.

Fifth, and by far the most evil, was to pull our series from the lineup completely and replace us with Voltron!

Not to mention the poor dressing rooms, substandard salaries, and, worst of all, forcing us to share litterboxes!

It's not just me that's ticked off, either!  Some of our fans are angry, too.

Mummraa, Cheeezey, Lady Bast, and Demonprist ready are to tear Cartoon Network a new one!
(drawn by Lady Bast)

Lady Bast: "Oh no girls, me first..."

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