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"[Snarf] Cheap imported crap!!!" (Lefty)
[Wilykat] "PS? That must mean 'Pie Slice'!!"
[Snarf] "No!!! It means.... [ZAP!!] Power... Surge..." (Lefty)
[Cheetara] "Okay, Snarf... I'm going to ask you again... where is my virbator?"
[Snarf] "I don't know!!" [ZAPPP!!] (Lefty)
[Snarf] No!! Snarfer!! That's the 240V line... <ZZZZAAP!!> (Lefty)
[Cheetara, off-screen] Where's my money, Snarf? [Snarf] I don't know... I swear! <ZAAAAAPPP!!> (Lefty)
"Schnaaarf! And life sized 'Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots looked so easy on the commercial!" (JackalMann)
"OWWWW! That's it! I'm NEVER buying any of these damn japanese VCRs EVER!" (BKingKat)
"Sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt" (PumMyra)
"I heard the news could be shocking but this is ridiculous" (PumMyra)
"Alright WHO put the vibrating dildo on my seat??" (PumMyra)
"PANTHRO!!!!!! I knew you booby trapped my exercise machine!!!!" (§oul_Jay)
"Here we see one of the many proposed alblum covers for MetallicA's 1984 alblum "Ride The Lightning" that just never made it." (Chaotix X)
"Waaagh! my hairdryer's on full power again!" (Blaze)
Snarf: "OH MY GOD!!! Holy shit! This is extremely painful!" (RobMan)
Snarf:YEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!! Snarf!! Snarf!! No fair!! I want my quarter back!! Snarf!! (captain shiner)
Shock rock (Coopers nitemare)
Snarf finds out what Panthro meant when he said "or else" (from spoon)
I'm sure the instruction manual said it was a vibrator (Aquasol Mike)
Panthro: (off camera) "...and we're going to keep shocking the living shit outta you until you stop all that god damned whining...ya got that??" (Purrsia)
Lesson one in making a self-pleasure virtual reality device: Make sure it's waterproof. (That Evil Bastard)
Jolt Cola: Feel the charge. (The Quiet One)
"I love this new orgasm chair." (Jetkitten)
You would think that Snarf would have learned not to play with electricity after his last experience biting the wires... (Adz)
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