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Picture Three:

"Oh come now Chilla, the date wasn't that bad!!" (PumMyra)

"Cheer up, Chilla, it happens. Pre-mature ejaculation can happen to any ma... wait a minute." (JackalMann)

"Damn, he needs a breath mint!" (Andy)

"Well how the hell was I supposed to know it was Mumm-Ra in drag?!" (Demonprist)

"Why didn't you tell me that there's a risk of frostbite if I tried out on you??? Now I can't pee until it heals." (Eric Chapin)

"Am I that ugly?" (J.J. Kelsick)

"So you see, Chilla, you would be quite lucky to score a date like me. I mean, due to my past experiences, or lack thereof, there is virtually no chance of catching a nasty STD." (RobMan)

"[Alluroe] Hey, baby...I'm an organ donor. Need anything?" (Lefty)

"[Alluroe] I love every bone in your body...especially mine!" (Lefty)

"Damn, even when she's hipnotized I still get the cold shoulder!" (Tom)

"Why won't you let me hypnotize you before we do it? I promise I won't make you do anything kinky." (LionO5682)

"(Chilla to Alluro) Sorry about last night - I didn't realize I had ::ahem:: minty breath last night; but you will defrost soon enough ::wink wink::" (XXDrqMystx)

"Chilla, it isn't the size that counts." (Mat0014)

"Now, Chilla, be reasonable, all I said was that I liked that little crecent moon on your chest. Then I pointed at it! I didn't mean to touch it!" (Gryphon)

"What happened to you, you should have told me you only liked other females." (NANCYASCOTT)

"Come on, Chilla...I was just giving Luna a few pointers." (Snarf512)

"hahaha! Now I have sewn your eyelids closed, you won't see what I'm doing to you...." (Blaze)

"come on chilla! I thought you'd like a hemepherdite!" (Jaguarian)

"AH com'on 2 out of 3 ain't bad" (Ego154)

(as Alluro) Come on, just testify for yourself. It's not that bad, TOEI's only suing you for a couple hundred thousand." (Sherry J. Tracey)

"Alluro: Now Chilla, we all have our days. Next time though, please don't crash Skytomb into Mumm-Ra's Pyramid!" (AlizScll)

"No, I'm not gonna hurt you. I get like this when I eat chocolate!" (AlizScll)

oh please oh please oh please (alluro)
(to herself chilla)This guy is PATHETIC.
(chilla outloud) LOSER! go Away (Coopers nitemare)

"Hey Sweetie, what are you doing tonight? How bout I come over and warm you up!" (WhyteMagik)

Gees! I was only trying to help! Everybody else agreed that you'd look good as a brunet too. You don't have to get so defensive! (TGR9984)

"So I says to Mabel, I says..." (MS Bentley)

Alluroe: Does my armpit stink?... Chila? oooops, LUNA I DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Luna: WHAAAAAAAAA (Q)

"I didn't think Luna would blame you for that." (Jetkitten)

Alluro: Well, there goes my last ten bucks, but it's interesting to know the Thundercats really CAN lick themselves. (That Evil Bastard)

Alluro: What do you mean I'm not hot enough to warm you up?! (Pokejedservo)

"Come on, Chilla, I was just curious how you kept talking Chilla out of those tickets. And I didn't even try to join in! I only watched!" (The Quiet One)

"It's not that, it's just that the rest of the Lunatacs and I think you should explore better employment opprotunties, dont think of it as being fired think of it as expanding your horizon, I hear the Thundercats might be hireing you could try that..." (Tearanon)

You fed me 60 cans of pork 'n' beans before the movie…what did you think would happen? (Robert Richter)

Alluro: Cheer up,Chilla! Turn that frown upside-down! (NIGHTWALKER193)

Alluro: Isn't it wonderful that Auntie Freeze, Professor Coldheart, and Frosty the Snowman are coming to visit you? (NIGHTWALKER193)

 


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