The Caption Contest!


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"'He was out!! I tell you Out.' 'He was Safe!'" (PumMyra)

"Feeling constipated, Vulture-man? When I get constipated, I get quick relief with Mutaids, the fastest working stool loosener on the market." (JackalMann)

"How many time have I told you not to enter my room when I have a female guest over!! Now I won't get laid with the youngest Thundercats!" (Eric Chapin)

"You really have bad breathe, Jackalman." (J.J. Kelsick)

"Damn you, Jackalman, where did you get those pictures? You know I don't have that kind of money!" (RobMan)

"Jackalman, what did I tell you about inhaling PixyStix?" (Lefty)

"Taste great! Less filling!" (Tom)

"(Vultureman and Jackalman) How many times do I have to tell you to quit leaving that Hanson CD in my Stereo!!! ::vultureman to jackalman::" (XXDrqMystx)

"Why didn't you tell me Cheeterah was commin over we couldda had a threesome." (NANCYASCOTT)

"I want Pummyra tonight! You take Luna!" (Snarf512)

"hey look, Vultureman, A cloud!"
"where??? ARRRRGHH!!!!!!!!" (Blaze)

"Damnit!how many times did i tell you to not toreplace my sleep pills will your prozac, Jackleman?!" (sharkir)

"1,2,3. HA ROCK SMASHES SCISSIORS YOU LOSE." (Ego154)

(as Vultureman) "But I thought you loved me!" (Sherry J. Tracey)

"Vultureman: JACKALMAN, YOU ARE THE KING OF IDIOTS! GO PLAY IN THE STREET!" (AlizScll)

I can't hear you! Nya nya nya na-na (Galaxy Girl)

but jacklylman i just have to have that bsb cd!!!!!!!!!! (Coopers nitemare)

I tould you the Rock would win!
Did not!
Did so!
Did not!
Did so!
I'm telling! (TGR9984)

Damn, Your breath is so bad I can see it! (Sc Corulla)

Vultureman: "I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! Whaaaaa!!!!"
Jackalman: "Wow! Great Sailor Moon impression, Vultureman! Be sure to use that next talent night! Nyah-nyah!" (Mittens)

"hey...........somebody crapped on the window" (BOATDAY)

Vultureman: HELP I CAN'T do it!!!
Jakalman: Just push a little harder (whispers serves him right for swallowing a bowling ball)
Vultureman: I heard that! (Q)

C'mon thats it push, PUSH
Awww, it's a baby mutated mutant (Lilmenacesociety)

Vultureman: You SAID 'it won't hurt, Vee, trust me.'
Jackalman: ::Grins:: Well I didn't feel a thing.  (Loius19099)

"It's my Scooby snack." (Jetkitten)

Vultureman: NO, we don't NEED to stop for directions, you said. We can find our OWN way to the Third Earth Cannabis festival, you said. YOU STONER MORON!! (That Evil Bastard)

Vultureman: For the hundredth time, I will NOT pull your finger! (battgirl_93041)

Vultureman: Uhhh...Jackalman WHY are you staring at me like that?! (Pokejedservo)

(Jackalmann) "For the last time, I didn't steal your distributor cap!" (The Quiet One)

"Goddamn it Jackelman, if I catch you waering my speedos on your arm again it's your ass!" (Tearanon)

Vultureman: You should have went before we left.
Jackalman: But I need to go right now! (Strife)

Vultureman: WHEN IN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO WASH THAT DAMN LOINCOTH OF YOURS IT SMELLS BAD BIG TIME!     Jackleman:  I WILL THE DAY YOU WASH THAT DAMN SKIRT  OF YOURS IT SMELLS JUST AS BAD AS WHAT I WEAR! (dean christensen)

Vulture Man: You've gotta crush on Princess Allura!
Jackal Man: Shut up, featherass! I don't even like her!
Vulture Man: Then how come you barf every time she talks to you?
Princess Allura (visiting from Arus): Hey, Jackal Man!
Jackal Man: Blllaaagggurhhh (puking) Hey, Allura! (NIGHTWALKER193)

Vulture Man: You had me at hello! You had me at hello! (NIGHTWALKER193)

Vultureman: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! (NIGHTWALKER193)

 


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