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"Where do you think you're going with my Madonna 'Sex' book!?" (Demonprist)
"But Mumm-ra, I just want your autograph!" (RobMan)
"Wait'll you get a peek at my *other* sword!" (Lefty)
"I warned you about going through my stuff. Now you're gonna get a paddling!" (Gabriel Bonilla)
"(Mumra and Snarf) Snarf: Wow thats a big ::ahem:: sword - Freud would have a FIELD day with you . . . / Mumra: What do you mean like that?? ::really defensive::" (XXDrqMystx)
"Mumm-Ra: Is that a Playboy you have? Snarf: Uhh...no, it's Playsnarf." (Tarak Duras)
"Okay. Are you sure we got everything on the scavenger hunt list?" (Tarak)
"mumm-ra: nooooo!!!! for the last damn time, NO i don't want any snarfscout cookies!!!!!" (MUM RA 1)
"(Snarf) And just where do you think your going to stick that?" (LASTDRAKO)
"I'm gonna get you with this wooden magnet, snarf snarf!" (Blaze)
A comparison snarf:
Big man- BIG STICK
Little boy - Little weird ass stick (Carlon)
"That's a mighty good impression of S-S-Slithe groveling at my feet! Do you do any others?" (AlizScll)
excuse me sir I'm selling playcat magazine snarf snarf. I don't need it I already have a subscription now GO!! (Coopers nitemare)
Mumm-Ra: Well played, Snarf, but now you must face... THE DOUBLE DILDO OF DOOM!! (That Evil Bastard)
1. Snarf: Please don't kill me I'm too young to die.....I'm to old to die.....I'm
at that Awckward age In between (Looks at Mumm Ra's Kilt)
2. Mumm Ra: Well I won't kill you If you worship me and keep your eyes on
my Face. Why are you looking at my kilt?
3. Snarf: How big did you say it was?
4. Mumm ra:............ (Dark Tiger)
Snarfer: Oh are you gonna fan me next with those two big feather fans?
Mumm-ra: Yeah.... (Pokejedservo)
(Snarf) "I must defeat the mightiest mummy in the pyramid wiiiiiith...a
tuning fork!" (Ref: Monty Python and the Holy Grail) (The Quiet One)
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