"'Portable exercise machine,' the add said, 'build muscles just by walking,' the add sad. Boy do I feel like an idiot. I want my $19.95 back." (JackalMann)
"How in the name of Jaga am I supposed to get up there with all this equipment on?" (PumMyra)
"The ultimate Sex Machine. Allows you to last longer than you ever did." (Eric Chapin)
"Man, I have to jump up wearing this." (J.J. Kelsick)
"I wonder if Marv Albert has tried this......" (Demonprist)
"Tygra's new toy feels sorta weird. Weird, but good..." (RobMan)
"Are you sure the Transformers won't sue?" (Lefty)
"Want to look taller?" (Tom)
"(Lion-O in the funky armor) Boy, I shoulda put on some underwear - I have a metalic wedgy!! ::groan::" (XXDrqMystx)
"And they said Calvin Klein knows fashion" (Mat0014)
"Well, that'll teach ya to wave your sword and screamHO!!!! at a Borg" (tarak Duras)
"Ah'll be back!" (Alluro)
"OOH! Yeah, I should try this thing on Cheetarah." (NANCYASCOTT)
"This thing really seems to be turning Cheetara on." (Snarf512)
"Argh! my thighs are swelling!" (Blaze)
"Hey look! My Ghost-Busters custume came in the mail today. WHOOOHOOO!!!!" (Jaguria)
"Thundercats,HOOEEEEEOWCH! Boy does this thing chafe!" (TarakDuras)
(LION-O)"UM TIGRA UM..........HOW EXACTLY AM I SUSPOSED TO GET OUT OF THIS
THING?"
(TIGRA)"HOW AM I SUSPOSED TO KNOW? AND BESIDES I TOLD U TO GO BEFORE YOU
PUT THAT THING ON"
(LION-0) "I KNOW BUT I DID BUT I HAVE TO GO KNOW (Robin1026)
"Hey panthro, check out my new Digs" (Ego154)
"My God, Robotnik has roboticized Lion-O! CALL SONIC! Get me a gold ring!" (Sherry J. Tracey)
"What was I drinking last night?" (XZeroJenny)
"Hi! Yes, I like wearing old garbage cans. A great fashion statement, don't you think?" (AlizScll)
God,do I feel like an idiot! I should've known not to order this piece of crap when the commercial said 'some assembly required' and 'non-refundable! (Galaxy Girl)
Man this portable enima better be worth the humiliation (Loki723)
damn, i just glad it's not cold out today.. (Coopers nitemare)
Hay guys listen, I'll move but please don't send me to the moon! I'll be good I promise! Help!! (TGR9984)
geez, this metal underwear is really riding up on me (Wcsandman18)
Lion-o : I'm boound to get a date now, when Pumy-ra or Cheetara see me in this CK latest gear they'll be all over me, mwa hahahahahahahaha (Q)
lion-o: "sheesh cheetara, i know you're just trying to liven up our sex life but this is just too damn kinky!" (Purrsia)
Lion-O: Hey guys our new costumes are here and guess who designed them, VERSACE (Lilmenacesociety)
"Allow me to introduce myself......I'm LION-O THE EVERLASTING!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Loius19099)
Oooo, what would happen if I pushed this botton (Lion-o looked down) cool it got bigger. Lets do that again (MchlByc)
The new and improved Lion-O wind up toy! (Jetkitten)
With the show cancelled, Lion-o got his old job back with Orkin pest control. (That Evil Bastard)
Lion-O's REALLY bad Mega Man Costume (Pokejedservo)
"Frank-en Furt-er, it's all~ over..." (The Quiet One)
"what do you mean it's a lame costume, at least I've changed my apperance in 5 friggin years!" (Tearanon)
Coming soon to a theater near you: The Rocketeer II, starring Lion-O! (Adzrules)
I'm with Orkin, ma'am. Now where did you see that roach? (Robert Richter)
Man... Just how do I turn on the portable colonic machine? (Strife)
What in the bloody devil am I doing? (Puck)
"... I hope this has nothing to do with the new flea bath solution Panthro created." (kitnot)
"Why do I feel like a Power Ranger in this thing?" (Rox)
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