"I'm totally committed to your happiness!"
"If you were committed, I'd be happy."
--Marion and Liza Colby, All My Children
"My god! Have I taught you nothing?"
"Yes mother, you have taught me nothing."
--Marion and Liza Colby, All My Children
"You can't hurt me! I'm Erica Kane!"
--All My Children's Erica to a bear. The bear ran away.
"The last innocent words you uttered were ga-ga-goo-goo!"
--Marion Colby to Palmer Cortlandt, All My Children
"Men are like puppies. Scratch the right spot and they're yours forever."
--Marion Colby, All My Children
"You two seem to be joined at the hip... or some other intimate part of the
anatomy."
--Adam Chandler, talking about Liza and Tad, All My Children
"You know, you should donate your brain to science. Do it today."
--Adam Chandler to Marion Colby, All My Children
"My mother always warned me against sleazy counts bearing gifts."
--Liza to Dimitri, All My Children
"Some marriages are made in heaven. Others are made in... warmer climates."
--Alex Olanov Hesser, One Life to Live
"They say revenge is sweet. I'm about to go into sugar shock!"
--Todd Manning, One Life to Live
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