Ghostbusters Quotes

From the movie:

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"
--Dr. Peter Venkman

"That ought to do it, thanks very much Ray."
"Are you a god?"
"Then.... DIE!!!!" (scene of electrocution follows)
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES!'"
--Dr. Peter Venkman, Gozer the Destructor, Dr. Ray Stantz, Gozer again, and Winston Zeddemore (in that order)

"Ok, so, she's a dog."
--Dr. Peter Venkman

"I collect spores, mold, and fungus."
--Dr. Egon Spengler, when asked about his hobbies.

"I feel so funky."
--Dr. Peter Venkman

"Oh that's great Egon, someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?"
--Dr. Peter Venkman

"Come in Ray."
"Venkman! I saw it! I saw it! I saw it!"
"It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me."
"He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?"
"I think he can hear you, Ray. AHHH!"
--Dr. Peter Venkman and Dr. Ray Stantz first encounter Slimer

"...and I see you and I say 'there's someone with the same problem I have!' "
"Yes, we both have the same problem-- YOU!!!"
--Dr. Peter Venkman and Dana Barrett

"Everything was fine until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."
"They caused an explosion!"
"Is this true?"
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
--Dr. Ray Stantz, Walter Peck, the Mayor, and Dr. Peter Venkman discussing whether or not the Ghostbusters are to blame for the mess in NYC

From the cartoon:

"Men! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em for parts."
--Janine, Janine, You've Changed

"This is not fun!  I've had fun!  This isn't it!!"
--Peter, I forget which ep

"Don't bother to debase yourself."
(Egon tarts to walk away, disgusted, while Janine faces the manager)
"To me, you may debase yourself."
--Egon and Janine dealing with a rude carnival manager in Rollerghoster

"It was me! I saw me! Out there!"
--A freaked out Janine in Copycat

"I've dreamed of this!"
"We've got to find you a better class of dreams, Ray."
--Ray and Peter, I forget the ep

"And what does this teach you, Egon?  Never give a woman flowers."
--Peter to Egon, A Ghost Grows in Brooklyn

"So this is--"
"Swell.  People are always suggesting that I come here."
--Winston and Peter after they arrive in the underworld, Hanging By A Thread

"Do you know how to set your proton pack on explosive overload?"
"I do."
--An annoyed Egon gets Peter to shut up, I forget which ep

"I sold my soul to the devil.  I sold my soul to the devil."
"Actually Dib is more of a minor demon than a devil."
"I sold my soul to a minor demon.  I sold my soul to a minor demon."
--Winston and Ray, The Devil To Pay

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