"I am the screeching fingernail on the chalkboard
of justice!"
--Negaduck
"I am the sourball in the candyjar of goodness! I am Negaduck!"
--Negaduck
"He has an ego the size of a small planet."
--Taurus Bulba talking about Darkwing
"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the grade curve that gives
you an 'F'! I am DarkWing Duck!"
--DarkWing, Clash Reunion
More of DarkWing's entrance quotes:
"I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you!"
"I am the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink!"
"I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show!"
"I am the wierdo that sits next to you on the bus!"
"I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 a.m.!"
"I am the bug that splatters on your winshield!"
--DarkWing, from various episodes.
"Suck gas, evil-doer!"
--DarkWing, from various episodes.
"Hah! Your borgeois morality would never allow you to hit a woman!"
"Ohhh... you're right. I-- I can't do it. You do it Gosalyn."
--DarkWing passes on Splatter Phoenix's challenge to his eager daughter in
Paint Misbehavin'
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