"Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!"
--The Penguin, from the 60's Batman series
"As long as you're holding classes Penguin perhaps you'd better include Batgirl
too."
--Batgirl from the 1960's Batman
"I don't know who you are young lady but you certainly know how to handle
yourself well."
"Holy agility, I'd say!!"
"Thank you, Dynamic Duo."
--Batman, Robin, and Batgirl from the 60's Batman
"Oh a little song, a little dance, Batman's head on a lance!"
--The Joker, Batman
"Security?? Who let Vicki Vale into the batcave?? I'm sitting there working
and turn around and there she is. Oh hey Vick come on in."
--Bruce Wayne, Batman
"Look, you're a nice girl and I like you a lot but for right now... shut
up."
--Bruce Wayne, Batman
"Can I interest you in a sandwich sir?"
"I'll get drive thru!"
--Alfred and Batman in Batman Forever
"I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half
his size. Be gentle, it's my first time."
--Catwoman to a mugger, Batman Returns
"You make it so easy, don't you? Always waiting for some Batman to save you.
I am Catwoman, hear me roar!"
--Catwoman to the girl she just saved in Batman Returns
"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. But a kiss can be even deadlier if
you mean it."
--Catwoman to Batman, Batman Returns
"As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch
and now so am I!!!"
--Catwoman, Batman Returns
"Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot School of Driving. Gentlemen start your
screaming!"
--The Penguin, Batman Returns
"Let's start this party with a bang!"
--Two-Face, Batman Forever
"Yes of course you're right Bruce. Emotion is always the enemy of true justice.
Thank you, you've always been a good friend."
--Two-Face, Batman Forever
"Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth except us. A chance for
Mother Nature to start again."
--Poison Ivy, Batman and Robin
"I spent my entire life trying to beat back death. But I can't can I?"
--Batman, Batman and Robin
"She wants to kill you Dick!!!"
--Batman, Batman and Robin
"I wanna car. Chicks dig the car."
"This is why Superman works alone."
--Robin and Batman, Batman and Robin
"As I told Lady Freeze when I unplugged her plug, this is a one woman
show!"
--Poison Ivy, Batman and Robin
"Using feminine wiles to get what you want, trading on your looks? Read a
book sister, that passive agressive number went out long ago. Chicks like
you give women a bad name!"
--Batgirl, Batman and Robin
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