Quotes from Batman

"Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!"
--The Penguin, from the 60's Batman series

"As long as you're holding classes Penguin perhaps you'd better include Batgirl too."
--Batgirl from the 1960's Batman

"I don't know who you are young lady but you certainly know how to handle yourself well."
"Holy agility, I'd say!!"
"Thank you, Dynamic Duo."
--Batman, Robin, and Batgirl from the 60's Batman

"Oh a little song, a little dance, Batman's head on a lance!"
--The Joker, Batman

"Security?? Who let Vicki Vale into the batcave?? I'm sitting there working and turn around and there she is. Oh hey Vick come on in."
--Bruce Wayne, Batman

"Look, you're a nice girl and I like you a lot but for right now... shut up."
--Bruce Wayne, Batman

"Can I interest you in a sandwich sir?"
"I'll get drive thru!"
--Alfred and Batman in Batman Forever

"I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size. Be gentle, it's my first time."
--Catwoman to a mugger, Batman Returns

"You make it so easy, don't you? Always waiting for some Batman to save you. I am Catwoman, hear me roar!"
--Catwoman to the girl she just saved in Batman Returns

"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."
--Catwoman to Batman, Batman Returns

"As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch and now so am I!!!"
--Catwoman, Batman Returns

"Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot School of Driving. Gentlemen start your screaming!"
--The Penguin, Batman Returns

"Let's start this party with a bang!"
--Two-Face, Batman Forever

"Yes of course you're right Bruce. Emotion is always the enemy of true justice. Thank you, you've always been a good friend."
--Two-Face, Batman Forever

"Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again."
--Poison Ivy, Batman and Robin

"I spent my entire life trying to beat back death. But I can't can I?"
--Batman, Batman and Robin

"She wants to kill you Dick!!!"
--Batman, Batman and Robin

"I wanna car. Chicks dig the car."
"This is why Superman works alone."
--Robin and Batman, Batman and Robin

"As I told Lady Freeze when I unplugged her plug, this is a one woman show!"
--Poison Ivy, Batman and Robin

"Using feminine wiles to get what you want, trading on your looks? Read a book sister, that passive agressive number went out long ago. Chicks like you give women a bad name!"
--Batgirl, Batman and Robin


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