Snarfs are capable of withstanding 1.21 gigawatts of
electricity with no apparent physical harm. This has the unfortunate side
effect of limiting the types of capital punishment that can be used to contain
the evil lintballs.(RobertW103)
Snarfs are poisonous, the bright red and yellow give it away(Kith)
Egbert is more well-endowed than Wilykit(Seth)
Snarfs are immune to snarf poison, this evolved from years of biting their
tounges by mistake (Kith)
It was Snarf who told Jaga the middle of the planet was a great place for
a sword (Kith)
Snarf tampered with Lion-O's capusil hoping to kill him and take over, the
pln back fired when Lion-O grew up instead (Kith)
Snarfs are fully capable of beating anything half their size..aslong as its
from behind (Kith)
Snarf has repeated tried to starve the Berbils by eating all the candy fruit.
(Kith)
Snarfs spread the black plauge diesease to the rats. (Kith)
Use the ThunderCats for slaves (Kith)
Have tried replacing Mumm-Ra as the Ever-living sourse of Evil 'Snarf-Ra'
(Kith)
Snarf used to spike Kat's food with paintchips, this was stopped when it
was shown the kitten could get no dumber (Kith)
Snarfs never bath... they only use lint rollers to clean themselves (Fuzzy)
Snarfs will kill family to gain power 'how many times has Snarfer electrocted
Snarf?' (Kith)
A snarfs teeth can cut through steel (Kith)
Snarfs come in two varities,evil and dead (Kith)
Snarfs are known for using the phrase: "Giving good tail" (Mad-Bassist)
Snarfs like ants have a Queen Snarf her name is believed to be "Snarfette."
(Mad-Bassist)
While snarfs like to spread slander they dont like it about themselves (Kith)
Snarfs are related to Gremlins. (Altaica)
Rattle snakes will warn before striking, Snarfs consider that to be counter
productive.(Kith)
Snarfer didn't really graduate from Snarf College, he just electrocuted any
professors who wouldn't pass him.(Cheezey)
Whiddaw is the mostt intelegent Snarf living 'sad huh' (Kith)
Snarfer carries a dildo in his pouches (Seth)
Snarfs do have a god, they call him Safrn the snarf of evil (Kith)
A snarf can hold its breath for up to 1 hour underwater.
This not yet been proven a fact. We encourage experimentation by submerging
a snarf's head underwater to see if this is a scientific fact.
(BKingKat)
On Plun-Daar, the "Snarfelope" fad is widely popular,
with many bars displaying the severed heads of snarfs on their wall, with
pronghorn antlers attached.
(BKingKat)
There was a snarf on Nixon's cabinet
(BKingKat)
When Snarf fur is dried and stored away for about a week, then mixed in with absinthe or some other hallucinogenic narcotic, snarf fur causes hallucinations and dementia beyond anyone's wildest nightmares. Historians conclude that the majority of William Overguard's inspiration came from his special "snarf
stash".(BKingKat)
Ozzy Osbourne was awarded a humanitarian award, after biting the head off a snarf at one of his concerts, mistaking it for a bat. Mr. Osbourne suffered severe blood poisoning from the neurotoxic snarf venom and blood, but his actions that night at his concert could very well have saved humanity from destruction at the hands of an evil
snarf.(BKingKat)
A Snarf's constant nasal whining causes homicidal impulses.
(Purrsia)
The above is considered justified in 49 states.
(Kith)
