Little known Berbil facts

  1. Berbils cannot be used to play MP3's
  2. The first thing a Berbil sees in the morning is C:\> (RoberW103)
  3. Berbil parts can be obtained at Radio Shack, They are special order however (RobertW103)
  4. Berbils can be networked, but why? (RobertW103)
  5. Berbils double as trash cans, stomp it's foot and the head opens
  6. In case of emergency Berbils can NOT be used as a floatation device
  7. No one has ever went over Niagara falls in a Berbil
  8. Berbils can be used to jump start your car. (JetKitten)
  9. The average berbil only gets 10 miles to the gallon
  10. R2D2 is actually a bald Berbil
  11. Berbils are all made in the USA, except for Robear Roberto who was made in Mexico
  12. Female Berbils come with sweeper attachments
  13. Male Berbils come with OTHER attachments
  14. Properly wired Berbils are great stereos.
  15. Many Berbils find jobs as crash dummies for Chevy. (GBJazzman)
  16. 10-W-40 is an aphrodisiac to Berbils (Lefty)
  17. Berbils can be won as prizes at most carnivls
  18. Dead Berbils are recycled into soda cans (Jetkitten)
  19. The average Berbil has the "exact" same storage capacity as a Pony Keg (Fuzzy)
  20. Magnets are like acid to Berbils
  21. Berbils are not serviceable, if it brakes its broke (Fuzzy)
  22. The Berbils installed a hidden Camera in Cheetara's room when the lair was built
  23. Ewoks are Berbils with wigs
  24. Berbils once had a rich history, then a virus erased the information
  25. RoberBelle is the ONLY female Lion-O hasn't slept with..WE THINK!
  26. Berbils deny being made by Mattel
  27. Berbils are the only robots to be banned from Cybertron
  28. Berbils have no sence of humor (have you ever heard them laugh?)(Jetkitten)
  29. Berbil have no sense, period. How many times have they been bailed out, anyway? (Pika-Screw)
  30. Berbils are the decendants of satanic Teddy Ruxpins (Mad-Bassist)
  31. Berbils are the only thing that can play 8-track, cassettes and CD's (Mad-Bassist & WileyKat)
  32. Many Berbils get part time jobs as paper weights (Jon)
  33. Due to FAA regulations, Berbils are not aloud on Airplanes (GBjazzman)
  34. The IRS considers new berbils taxable (Thunderwolf)
  35. Due to FCC regulations Berbils are not allowed over 10 watts (Thunderwolf)
  36. Berbils are more dangerous than Mutants, they once captured Lion-O and actually held him
  37. Spare villages are stored under groud to speed up repairs after Mutant attack
  38. Berbils are strong, they can easily use Lion-O as a Dumbbell (Paraphrased) (Purrsia)
  39. Can be stripped for spare Computer parts (Purrsia)